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Anchor Steam. I truly thought it had gone bad, but someone familiar with the beer said, that's the way it tastes.🤣🤮
 

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Budweiser is awful but I do like the Bud lite Chelada
Years ago when those 1st came out . . . we passed one around between us & our girlfriends . . . one gal took a swag, then made the yuck face and said, "This tastes like liquid doritos" !!!! We still laugh about that one !
 

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Billy Beer, still have a can or two laying around somewhere. There was a little market where I used to live that sold nude beer, it was pretty bad too.
 

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Crazy Ed's Cave Creek Chili Beer, it was Absolutely horrible
 

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Billy Beer, still have a can or two laying around somewhere. There was a little market where I used to live that sold nude beer, it was pretty bad too.

Omg Billy beer was awful!!
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Shiner Ruby Redbird - Nasty nasty nasty, and I like most Shiner beers
 

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Samual Adams and Sopporo.
Old Milwaukee is awful too.
 

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Local brewery makes this. My son has to get it everytime he comes. Fukn gross to me.
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Warm Tecate but sometimes ya gotta go what ya gotta do,...lol
 

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Warm Heineken is pretty bad.

Bud Light gives me an instant headache. One beer and it triggers a migraine. So does most seltzer drinks. 🤷🏼‍♂️
 

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Warm Heineken is pretty bad.

Bud Light gives me an instant headache. One beer and it triggers a migraine. So does most seltzer drinks. 🤷🏼‍♂️
I don't even know if budlight tastes bad because i have the same issue....instant party killer

I don't get a headache from whiteclaws.
 

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Had Kalik in the Bahamas and it was pretty bad. Also there were no other options.
 

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I don't even know if budlight tastes bad because i have the same issue....instant party killer

I don't get a headache from whiteclaws.
I agree. It’s not horrible, it’s just over for me as soon as I drink one.

I don’t drink much beer or seltzers anyhow.
 

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Never met a beer I didn't like until I had a Blue Moon.
 

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Arrogant Bastards annual batch I don't think is very good
 

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Old English. Good god that shit is horrible.
Went through a phase (about 3 weeks ) where our group of friends all drank 8 ball while in the Army in the early 90's. That shit is so damn nasty.🤢
 

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I was stationed in Germany in 1978. My buddies and I went to a store in town and asked what was the best beer they had. They recommended EKU, telling us it was the strongest beer you could get. We bought a case and towed it back to the barracks. We each opened a bottle with great anticipation only to spit it out on the first gulp. The shit looked like used motor oil and didn't taste much better.

Being poor GI's, we didn't want to waste a whole case of beer so we had to buy a case of Miller and mixed it 50/50. That was they only way we could drink it.
 

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There were several malt liguor 40s back in college that I hated, although I developed a taste for King Cobra and that was my go-to back then.

The worst I can remember was a skunky cider in London. We were out at a pub during a port visit (Navy) and my buddy didn't like his cider. I made a real big deal about how much I liked cider and offered to swap beverages with him. Only then to find out it was actually skunky. Since I had made such a big deal about ciders, I forced it down, but it was HORRIBLE. Still gave me buzz, though. :)
 

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Lucky Lager , but loved the "cap riddles" , MIL would buy it for the Cabin at Naci , since it was 25 miles to the nearest store at that time we were stuck with it when the Coors lite ran out , I think it was $1.99 a twelve pack back in the day
 

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Mickey's wide mouth when I was 16.....worst I ever had. Yeah it's malt liquor but we drank it like beer.
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Couple shakes of Tabasco changes this for the better. Yes it's weird, but when the very large redneck hands you one out of the cooler on the side of a country road with the bottle of Tabasco in the other hand you take it,,,,,
 

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Both of these. We had guest that left some Heineken in our Havasu fridge and it sat there for a long time. Nobody would drink it.

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My buddy loved Moosehead.
I couldn't get over the smell as soon as he opened one
 

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Any of the over hopped garbage IPAs that all taste like the same pine tar potpourri that masks the flavor of the underlying shitty beer, Stone etc.
 

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Both of these. We had guest that left some Heineken in our Havasu fridge and it sat there for a long time. Nobody would drink it.

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Really enjoy an ice cold heineken in an ice cold glass.
 

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Really enjoy an ice cold heineken in an ice cold glass.
Me too. As well as Becks and Carlsberg. All those are “holiday“ or winter beers for me. The taste isn’t for summer for some reason.
 

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Mickeys Big Mouth. When it had the impossible to remove, then cut yourself top.
 

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My Dad always bought beer at the lowest price, the absulute worst that I recall....Burge sp? and Lucky lager.... ick
 

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This has got to be the worst beer ever made by mankind but if you wanna get piss drunk then drink a couple of these bad boys 😆

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Reminded me of a story.. When I was in college my dad worked for Miller in Irwindale and they had a partnership with Heineken.

So I show up to this party with these 3 liter magnum sized Heineken bottles, everyone loved it. It was crazy how much beer we drank in those days. Makes me puke thinking about it now lol. It's all about liquour and a few beers these days as chasers
 

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The best selling beer in BC is Kokanee. Its shit, rather drink Coors light!

 

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Right now I'm gonna say Sierra Nevada Torpedo and Coors light. Had 2 Torpedo's and 1 CL last night and been throwing up and shitting my pants since 2 this morning. Never a problem in the past but I feel like shit today.
 
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this was bad...but I drank/bought it in Canada maybe even worst there..

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and also Lucky Lager actually has a loyal following on Vancouver Island, go figure.


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kind looks like it has a confederate flag on the can ?




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I had to think about this for a day or so.

Back when I worked we would gather at a English Pub on Thursday after work for a few beers. I got a taste for Bass on draft. It was delicious. Soooo, I decided to get some in a bottle from the local liquor store. That beer was awful!!!! Big disappointment. It was a 6 pack and I poured the other 5 around my tomato plants, beer is supposed to kill slugs and snails.
 
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