What would you do with a million bucks?

[Abc123]

If you were giving a million dollars what would you do with it?

I'd buy a bunch of gold and silver, a few rental properties and used F29.:thumbsup

 

[Rvrluvr]

I'd bust my ass and try to make it 5 million:thumbsup

 

[Riverjunkie42]

Invest in these dirt cheap properties in good areas like the San Gabriel Valley. Fix them up slowly and rent them out. Maybe I'd buy a storage place out at the river or here in the LA area. :thumbsup

Nice avatar Ultra Dennis. Ron Paul is awesome.

 

[NoDoz]

Ill take 1 F29, 1 F32, 1 M31, and dump a BBC i my 24. and maybe some new shoes :skull

 

[GeorgeM]

be charlie sheen for a day

 

[mark49]

I would quit my union job, join the management team for one day..

Sorry can't help myself

Retire carefully invest it and live off the interest.
You would see me under the bridge allot

 

[djunkie]

Whole lot of hookers and blow. :thumbsup

 

[Motor Boater]

2 chics at the same time....

 

[GRADS2009]

History has a way of repeating itself, so I would probably piss it away.:grumble:

 

[HBCraig]

2 chics at the same time....

:thumbsup

 

[460]

Buy mom a house, buy gold, buy alot of guns and ammo, a new jetbote, and a mound of coke for the unsuspecting white chicks

 

[lakemadness]

2 chics at the same time....

fuckin A

 

[WTMFA]

Looks like a lot of us think alike ie, chicks, blow, boats :skull

 

[Dettom]

After paying a bunch of bullshit taxes, I'd be lucky to afford a used DCB. Million bucks doesn't go far anymore..

 

[McRib]

Id take 47% of it and wipe my ass with it on a hot summer day then overnight it to uncle sam.

 

[75 Spectra V-Drive]

Pay off both houses, finish my boat.......after taxes that would be about it:hmm

 

[Motor Boater]

fuckin A

Theres somebody who knows what thats from.

 

[WTMFA]

Theres somebody who knows what thats from.

Office Space. Cult Classic:thumbsup

 

[SBjet]

Retire carefully invest it and live off the interest.
You would see me under the bridge allot

Whole lot of hookers and blow. :thumbsup

2 chics at the same time....

Ok, so I move into a cardboard box under a bridge, and use the money to convince 2 hookers to move in with me.
Remember the old joke about a farmer who gets a million bucks? He says he'd just keep farming til it was all gone.

 

[Cdog]

Title should say " How would you piss away 1 million bucks".

I see this is a masturbatory fantasy, why stop at 1 million? LOL!:champagne:

 

[Tom Brown]

Million bucks doesn't go far anymore..

Isn't that the truth.

The reality is, almost anyone of us could gain a net worth in excess of one million dollars. It's not even that difficult but it takes hard work and commitment.

... but spending $300K on a new boat that is worth $230K once you hook it to your truck is not the way to do it.

Buying toys on credit is not the way to do it.

I'm pretty sure buying Lucas Oil products, however, will contribute to net worth by increasing engine longevity and reducing maintenance. :thumbsup

 

[28Eliminator]

I,d buy Mini kat some real hair, and get Shintoo a hair cut :thumbsup

Oh.. And a catalytic converter for Toyota truck

 

[Motor Boater]

Office Space. Cult Classic:thumbsup

[video=youtube;jV7iAgDXYjA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV7iAgDXYjA&feature=related[/video]

 

[rivermobster]

Id find the best place for me to live, sell all my shit and move there.




And THEN get some hookers and shit!!! :champagne:

 

[Guest]

I'm pretty sure buying Lucas Oil products, however, will contribute to net worth by increasing engine longevity and reducing maintenance. :thumbsup

 

[Guest]

I would donate it to a deserving charity...

 

[NicPaus]

I would buy 3 fixer upper houses use the extra cash to rehab them and rent them out. $1500 a month x3 $4500 a month for life.:thumbsup

 

[Riverbottom]

The sad reality is that in todays economy, the return on a million dollars wouldn't go very far. I remember when I would dream of having a million dollars and retire and live off the interest. Just couldn't make it these days. :grumble:

 

[Cole Trickle]

Pay off my house throw the rest in the bank after taking a nice vacation..

Perhaps a down payment on a retirement house that I could rent out and pay off in the next 10 years.

 

[Riverjunkie42]

I would buy 3 fixer upper houses use the extra cash to rehab them and rent them out. $1500 a month x3 $4500 a month for life.:thumbsup

Excellent point. 3 decent sized houses. Every now and then you'd have to fix stuff but that would be a decent income on top of everything else. :thumbsup

 

[spectras only]

The sad reality is that in todays economy, the return on a million dollars wouldn't go very far. I remember when I would dream of having a million dollars and retire and live off the interest. Just couldn't make it these days. :grumble:

Had two friends who won a while ago. One of them quit working and pulled some nice amount of interest per month . No more , a mil isn't worth shit to sit on.
I'd keep working and buy used stuff [ 2FF ] and enjoy it.

 

[Yellowboat]

Buy a couple of houses, rent them out, donate a bunch to a few non profits I know. Thats about it.

 

[Kylemenz1]

Two chicks at the same time!

 

[RaceTec]

I would buy 3 fixer upper houses use the extra cash to rehab them and rent them out. $1500 a month x3 $4500 a month for life.:thumbsup

:thumbsup I would put a good amount down on a house for myself then buy two fixers and go from there...

 

[Abc123]

2 chics at the same time....

Office Space! haha

 

[Outdrive1]

Buy a couple of houses, rent them out, donate a bunch to a few non profits I know. Thats about it.

That's about what I would do. It wouldn't change my life a bunch.

 

[460]

That's about what I would do. It wouldn't change my life a bunch.

Might I suggest holding 300 back and buying a new fucking phone. Just saying.


Sent from the liquor store around the corner.

 

[Outdrive1]

Might I suggest holding 300 back and buying a new fucking phone. Just saying.


Sent from the liquor store around the corner.

Lol, I already bought two. One just for a spare.

 

[EpicOne]

Convert it all to pennies and fill my pool.

 

[dread Pirate]

Buy this boat, my grandma's house on Bull Shoals Lake and invest what's left for my kids.

Maybe a new motor for the daytona

 

[plaster dave]

I would contact 2ff and pick his brain on what to do with it.

 

[Flyinbowtie]

I have two sons.
Some of it would be set aside for them as a rainy day fund, not available for them to piss away.
I would take my Mother on the Alaskan Cruise she has always dreamed about, and pay off her little mortgage so she could enjoy the years she has left.
I have a couple of friends who are hard workers, and they have had a tough time of it lately. I would help them.
I would give some to a couple of charities.
The rest I would use to mitigate the impact coming hard times will have on my family.

 

[wash11]

Maybe a new set of tires for the bug. Definitely switch to Coors Light bottles for a couple weeks; been drinking cans way too long.

Other than that, biz as usual- just with a lumpier mattress.

 

[460]

Maybe a new set of tires for the bug. Definitely switch to Coors Light bottles for a couple weeks; been drinking cans way too long.

Other than that, biz as usual- just with a lumpier mattress.

Come on, a small line off a hooker ass? Maybe

 

[wash11]

Come on, a small line off a hooker ass? Maybe

I said biz as usual

 

[460]

I said biz as usual

Noted

 

[Riverjunkie42]

Come on, a small line off a hooker ass? Maybe

Some of us I am sure have partied like that or close to it back in the day (or still do.) :thumbsup

 

[Tom Brown]

If I came into some big money, I'd put a new swoosh stripe on the Glastron.

 

[Outdrive1]

If I came into some big money, I'd put a new swoosh stripe on the Glastron.

If I came into some big money I'd buy a Glastron, just because I could.

 

[460]

i would also buy a river house. There is a killer one that has minor flood damage to the boat house. But that shit can be replaced. Im guessing that old fuck that ownes it is probally ready to get rid of it