What Have You Done 90% + of us have not?

[hawkes24]

i slept with my history teacher and the deans aid my senior year of high school

 

[LakeTrash]

Crazy crap - oh yea but ---

Sitting at the dinner table with Howard Arneson and Ken Warby. Since it only happened once, I figure it to be in the 99.999999999 percentile.

LT

 

[H8Monday]

I'll play along.

Ed Roth was a neighbor and close family friend. He lived a few houses up my block in La Mirada.
I built this airplane.
It took me 13 months from beginning til first flight.
2 weeks after completion, after flying the required local test hours, The owner and I flew it from Utah to Florida. It took 8 hours and required one stop for fuel is Texas.

And in the sex catagory, I hit it, in the open bed of my friends pickup, on the freeway, on the way home from the drag races. (back when you could ride in the bed of a pickup)

-Todd-

 

[Flying_Lavey]

i have many crazy things that have happened ill share one for now


got in a high speed chase thru the middle of the desert for 3 hours. no head lights on driving by the full moon 90 mph. would get away from the cops,pull to the side of the road let them pass me then turn onto the road follow them for a bit then turn my lights on and start the rampage all over again.......i was an idiot when i was younger

Nice! Did they catch you? lol

That reminds me of another one,

Ive been in 3 high speed pursuits and made eye contact with 2 of them and the third almost hit my boat trailer

Its the weirdest feeling in the world when you get on the freeway and there is nobody on it but you look in your rear view mirror and here comes about 30 cop cars following one truck (the Titan that crashed on Azusa Canyon about 6 months ago).

 

[Lavey5150]

Drove Slash and Duff around in a limo for a year or so and had the 411 on Scott Weiland as their choice before Velvet came along officially. They were trashing Axel pretty damn good...

 

[hawkes24]

Nice! Did they catch you? lol

That reminds me of another one,

Ive been in 3 high speed pursuits and made eye contact with 2 of them and the third almost hit my boat trailer

Its the weirdest feeling in the world when you get on the freeway and there is nobody on it but you look in your rear view mirror and here comes about 30 cop cars following one truck (the Titan that crashed on Azusa Canyon about 6 months ago).

no they never caught me i ended up getting high centered and couldnt get off so i had to walk back to town and try get it towed out the next day, it was a pain in the ass trying to find it though, i talked to a cop i knew a couple weeks later about it he said they had 3 cop cars out there trying to find me. screwe em i never got arrested for it

 

[Flying_Lavey]

no they never caught me i ended up getting high centered and couldnt get off so i had to walk back to town and try get it towed out the next day, it was a pain in the ass trying to find it though, i talked to a cop i knew a couple weeks later about it he said they had 3 cop cars out there trying to find me. screwe em i never got arrested for it

Haha thats good shit! Sounds kinda like the police chase in the last Batman movie. lol

 

[Cole Trickle]

no they never caught me i ended up getting high centered and couldnt get off so i had to walk back to town and try get it towed out the next day, it was a pain in the ass trying to find it though, i talked to a cop i knew a couple weeks later about it he said they had 3 cop cars out there trying to find me. screwe em i never got arrested for it

I'm gonna guess youre 40+ or live in the middle of BFE

My step brother got popped by a helicopter on his CBR in less than 2 minutes running...lol:skull

 

[hawkes24]

no boulder city is right next to vegas and lake mead. luckily bc dosent have any helicopters and im only 26 it was about 9 years ago

 

[hawkes24]

but to everyone in vegas boulder is b.f.e. or they think everyone that lives here rides horses to work eveyday

 

[was thatguy]

I'll play along.

Ed Roth was a neighbor and close family friend. He lived a few houses up my block in La Mirada.
I built this airplane.
It took me 13 months from beginning til first flight.
2 weeks after completion, after flying the required local test hours, The owner and I flew it from Utah to Florida. It took 8 hours and required one stop for fuel is Texas.

And in the sex catagory, I hit it, in the open bed of my friends pickup, on the freeway, on the way home from the drag races. (back when you could ride in the bed of a pickup)

-Todd-

Now thats what I call a high speed, low drag sport model!!
And the airplane is nice too.

 

[knuckle head]

Was good friends with Cuba Gooding Jr. in high school
Pitted for 3 years on Robby Gordon's Trophy truck (Rode in it a couple times also)
Sang with DEVO
Been to over 20 Jimmy Buffett concerts
Tracked mountain lions
Found a human head. Found the body about 15 min later
Told Snoop Dog and Warren G that I was going to kick them out of the park if they did not turn the music down. (They complied)
Spent a week in Hedonism :drool

 

[River Lynchmob]

I was surrounded by 4 to 6 cops at the end of the T dock in Hemminway Harbor at Lake Mead...and I got away never to be seen again...I have no idea how I did it...I just walked right past them off the dock and into a car.

 

[Cole Trickle]

Was good friends with Cuba Gooding Jr. in high school
Pitted for 3 years on Robby Gordon's Trophy truck (Rode in it a couple times also)
Sang with DEVO
Been to over 20 Jimmy Buffett concerts
Tracked mountain lions
Found a human head. Found the body about 15 min later
Told Snoop Dog and Warren G that I was going to kick them out of the park if they did not turn the music down. (They complied)
Spent a week in Hedonism :drool

Mr. Bouche (sp) used to brag that he had him in ceramics:skull

 

[Photo Chick]

I stood on one of the pyramids in Egypt... it's illegal but I have a thing for photographing police in every country I visit. I asked one if I could take his pic and he waved me over and told me to stand on one and he'd take my pic with his partner :thumbsup

I drove an Indy car

I kiss tigers daily

Kissed and swam with a dolphin

Fed a shark while in the water with him

swam with manterays

I raced in a crackerbox boat

One of my photos will be in the 2009 Guiness Book of World Records!!!

Went to jail for driving 105 mph down Soledad Canyon Road in Santa Clarita.....this is interesting b/c these days you're lucky to go 15 mph on that road!

 

[DeltaSigBoater]

You took a flute and shoved it up your pussy?

No, but I did shove a few fingers up the pussy of a girl who played the flute.

I graduated high school in June of 1999 and American Pie came out in July.

 

[Photo Chick]

I stood on the side of a volcano while it was erupting and spewing lava into the night sky in Costa Rica.


:fsakes that is all I can come up with. LOL how boring. :smackhead

Hey me too!!! Wasn't that the coolest thing? I remember thinking people in the states would fall in and their families would sue. I couldn't believe I was just standing looking into the mouth of it while it was burping...very cool!!

 

[Photo Chick]

Saw Tim Capaldi pulled out of the bottom of Puddingstone while standing next to his fiance at the out ramp. Worst tragedy I have ever witnessed.
.

The fiance is my good friend Shelly, I'll have to share that with her.

 

[TAF]

I stood on one of the pyramids in Egypt... it's illegal but I have a thing for photographing police in every country I visit. I asked one if I could take his pic and he waved me over and told me to stand on one and he'd take my pic with his partner :thumbsup

I drove an Indy car

I kiss tigers daily

I raced in a crackerbox boat

One of my photos will be in the 2009 Guiness Book of World Records!!!

What about all the celebrities you've met / sat next to on planes
Meeting all the men you've voted for President.
And all those knee surgeries?:smackhead
and most of all, she's TAF's sis (though I get referred to more as Photochick's bro)

 

[Froggystyle]

I nearly bankrupted everyone I have ever cared about by deciding that a Dual Jet drive was the way to enter the highly competitive pleasure boat market.

I am going to go ahead and say I might have the 99th percentile beat on that one...

 

[Photo Chick]

I thought of another one........ opened the front door to a person wanting to see our house to buy in Agoura Hills. Heather Locklear was standing there!

And another.........I was at a car show in full knee brace, I was fumbling in my purse when I saw Leno walking towards me. I proceeded to be a dumb blonde and dump the entire contents of my purse on the ground. He picked every piece up for me and chatted with me for a bit.

Sat next to Sam Kinison on a flight to Phx a few weeks before he died... He gave me tickets to his show and backstage passes.

 

[PVHCA]

Was good friends with Cuba Gooding Jr. in high school
Pitted for 3 years on Robby Gordon's Trophy truck (Rode in it a couple times also)
Sang with DEVO
Been to over 20 Jimmy Buffett concerts
Tracked mountain lions
Found a human head. Found the body about 15 min later
Told Snoop Dog and Warren G that I was going to kick them out of the park if they did not turn the music down. (They complied)
Spent a week in Hedonism :drool

I had Snoops and his posse come into my shop a few years back and got a pic with him, he was suppose to autograph it along with a poster and have The Bishop/Uncle return it to me when he came by to pick up his product but the douche never came through. Go Easy E!!

 

[Cole Trickle]

:hmm

Worked on a couple Overhaulin episodes with Foose ( Speaking part)

Almost made the host (chris) pee his pants when I took him for a ride in my vette(130 in a 45)

Did some shots of tequila with Courtney Hansen from Power block while at Sema a couple years back.

I have had a couple vehicles in magazine articles.

Met Foose,Boyd,Andretti and Ivan stewart on the same day.

Blown up 5 cars (1 at track,1 street, 3 on dyno)

I have driven and dynoed some of the sickest cars in the world (Saleen S7, Panoz GT Race car, Ford GT, Need4 Speed Skyline,Vipes,etc..)

Met some locals while on vacation in france...got into a car crash in there GTI and then partied with them until 5am:skull

Spent the night in the Parker jail (not with Lynch...lol)

Taken almost 20,000 shots of insulin (diabetic since 14)

Met my wife on a blind date......(I almost no showed)

 

[Ratso]

I thought of another one........ opened the front door to a person wanting to see our house to buy in Agoura Hills. Heather Locklear was standing there!

And another.........I was at a car show in full knee brace, I was fumbling in my purse when I saw Leno walking towards me. I proceeded to be a dumb blonde and dump the entire contents of my purse on the ground. He picked every piece up for me and chatted with me for a bit.

Sat next to Sam Kinison on a flight to Phx a few weeks before he died... He gave me tickets to his show and backstage passes.

Do you still have those tickets and are they for sale?

 

[BoatCop]

Was lost at sea above the Arctic Circle in a 36' LCVP landing craft for 36 hours.
Spent 2 days at the South Pole
Walked around the world (see above)
Had wild one-night-stand sex with a girl, without ever saying a word to her. (Halloween Party as Harpo Marx)
Surfed Manhattan Beach, snow skied Snow Summit and water skied at the River, all on the same day.
Visited all 50 States (and Puerto Rico, Guam, & American Samoa)
Drove a 44' Motor Lifeboat through a 20+ foot wave at Cape Disappointment.
Sailed all seven seas

 

[Sleeper CP]

Ha, I have garlic press in my kitchen.

I have windsurfed at over 30 mph on GPS.
Raced a catamaran in the ocean.
I have been stung by rays twice, I will never touch one on purpose.
Roommate suicide.
Got my wife pregnant while on Depo Provera (it never happened before so the factory sent a team of scientists out to look at my package )
Played basketball with pros, and the Flying Illini, many of whom later went pro.
National Honor Society, National Merit Scholar, doctoral degree (which I suppose is why I don't have the interesting sex stories )
Screwed 3 girls named Sherry in a week. Had sex in a cemetary, on a college fb field, on a college quad.
Was on Space Mountain, it stopped, the lights turned on, and we had to climb down.

Smart Ass .......

Nice.

Sleeper CP

 

[Photo Chick]

Spent 2 days at the South Pole
Walked around the world (see above)
Sailed all seven seas

Very cool!!:thumbsup

 

[Sleeper CP]

Surfed Manhattan Beach, snow skied Snow Summit and water skied at the River, all on the same day.

You just got to love So. Cal :beer

Sleeper CP

 

[Deleted Account]

and they still won't let me talk about it...

 

[Deleted Account]

Surfed Manhattan Beach, snow skied Snow Summit and water skied at the River, all on the same day.

Does surf Huntington, skied at Mtn High, and then skied at Parker count? Quite a few times in my 20's...

Sometimes we mixed it up and night skied on the way back..:hmm

 

[Photo Chick]

Do you still have those tickets and are they for sale?

Yes.....what are they worth to you?

 

[LLGirl]

Attended the same wedding as all the members of The Offspring (also partied w/their significant others at the bachlorette party - a fun group of girls!).

Ate lunch at the table next to Randy Couture. The table on the other side of us was BJ Penn (you gotta be a MMA fan to appreciate that!).

Attended a candle party with David Silveria's (drummer for Korn ) then wife. (Kinda stretching it I know - haha!)

Oh yea... I rode w/Ivan Stewart in at a "ride 'n drive' course. No, it wasn't one of his trucks... it was in a Toyota Highlander haha :smackhead

 

[Riodog]

Lunch with Holy Moly, and Topless over at the house in the same day and I lived to tell about it:smackhead.

Pissed off JBB so bad he banned me for a week.

Rio

 

[TITTIES AND BEER]

layed down in tanya tuckers bed on the tour bus,got the band so drunk they couldn't find the tour bus hey sleeper cp,i also grew up in el cajon(class of 76)

 

[RP1]

Got stopped by valet and security because Charles Barkley and I were about to fight. He was trying to steal my date.

 

[RP1]

Almost knocked out Roberto Alomar for trying to get with my girl.

 

[mike37]

I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die

 

[Guest]

Lunch with Holy Moly, and Topless over at the house in the same day and I lived to tell about it:smackhead.

Pissed off JBB so bad he banned me for a week.

Rio

Correction......I have not banned you....

 

[Deleted Account]

Correction......I have not banned you....

Geeze Rio, let it go already...

 

[Deleted Account]

I just paid Rancho Ford $4400 to get my truck back. New turbo, 2 new injectors, and brakes...:swear 3K past the warranty.

 

[was thatguy]

Correction......I have not banned you....

Yet?

 

[Phat Matt]

No, but I did shove a few fingers up the pussy of a girl who played the flute.

I graduated high school in June of 1999 and American Pie came out in July.

Nice. :thumbsup

You did leave yourself wide open for that one though.

 

[Phat Matt]

Got stopped by valet and security because Charles Barkley and I were about to fight. He was trying to steal my date.

Really it's a true story. I was leaving the Drink in Vegas. We were both waiting for our cars at Valet. His limo pulled up and then he got back out and started asking my date if I was "taking care of her" and "treating her right". I told him to go home to his wife. He said he wasn't married. He then told her what room number he was staying in at the Hilton. He was wasted. She was star struck. I told him to get the fuck outta here and go get his own date. We were face to face and I was just waiting for him to hit me. $$$

Security put him back in his car. We went on our way.

This was about 9 or 10 years ago.

 

[Wolskis]

Shot an 8 pointer at full stride

Took 3rd place in JV golf for the school system in my sophomore year.

Partied on Wisonconsin Ave after the Brewers won the ALCS in 87

Laid on the concourse floor of old Milwaukee County stadium to watch the first game of the 87 World Series.

Crossed the International Date Line and equator at the same time (GSB)

Held a hooker over the railing of a 3 story bar in Subic Bay PI for no good reason. (OK San Miguel was the reason)

Was sailing Long Beach harbor when the USS Iowa (I think) was being retrofitted back in "85"ish and pissed off the marines who then decided to draw down on us. I guess we got to close.

A last second decision to escape the WI winter and make a 10 day road trip to FL with a 69 impala convert 396 to see if the top would work. It turned out to be a 20 hour drive and the top came down as we were crossing over Tamp Bay at 2 AM heading to Marco Island.

Drove the same convert from Milwaukee to San Diego to sail the 7 seas.:beer

 

[OGShocker]

I got hit by an albatross while driving a golf cart on Midway. :smackhead

I stole David Hasselhoff's girlfriend. :thumbsdown

Shook the hand of Buzz Aldrin.:thumbsup

Bounty hunted for fun and profit.

 

[Howardflat]

i have many crazy things that have happened ill share one for now


got in a high speed chase thru the middle of the desert for 3 hours. no head lights on driving by the full moon 90 mph. would get away from the cops,pull to the side of the road let them pass me then turn onto the road follow them for a bit then turn my lights on and start the rampage all over again.......i was an idiot when i was younger

What do you mean? you still are an idiot!

 

[Faceaz]

Bungie Jumped.

Went to school on a full ride athletic scholarship - definitely doesn't show now.

Still hold swimming records from high school (1993) & college (1994).

Flew a famous rockstars jet.

Been inside Tom Cruises Airplane Hanger @ Burbank Airport.

Went to high school with Tito Ortiz & Tony Gonzales.

Skinnydipped / wakeboarded naked many times on Havasu.

Got out of a DUI.

 

[Earl-Bob]

rode the crain ball down off the mormon tempel in bountilful UT also got lucky up there one night (get ready hell here I come)
ran my boat into a rock last summer ( Water way up and just did not see that :swear it really sucks right now!!!!!!)

 

[Faceaz]

Banged the same chick as Buddy Rice.

Then again who hasn't, that guy gets around. He used to screw a different chick every night in my bathroom after the bars. I guess our bathroom was a good spot, he was still living @ home racing the Indy Lights.

 

[jordy]

I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die

First off, it was shot a man in Reno to just to watch him die. Secondly, someone already did that, about 6 pages ago.

Rest assured that you spell worse than 99.9% of the people on the internet. Feel free to use that. :beer