Well?

[napanutt]

I’m guessing Jesus Christ mother fucking whore ass bitch.

 

[Orange Juice]

I’m guessing Jesus Christ mother fucking whore ass bitch.
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[4Waters]

I’m guessing Jesus Christ mother fucking whore ass bitch.
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Definitely not one just one word

 

[JFMFG]

It honestly depends if I bust my knuckles.

 

[napanutt]

Definitely not one just one word

Some instances require more than a word or two.

 

[Fabhouse]

Are my kids around?
Because ill make sure they know ALL the words not to say...yet.

 

[napanutt]

Are my kids around?
Because ill make sure they know ALL the words not to say...yet.

Me and the wife, and hell even our kid and his wife try real hard to not blurt out random shit around the 3 year old grand boy. He’s like a fucking parrot.
“ look out moron” is one he blurted out the other day.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

Whenever I bring a vehicle in it's usually "Damn, I've never seen something do THAT before"!

 

[C-Ya]

 

[rmarion]

It honestly depends if I bust my knuckles.

today installing Christmas lights... honey wanted lights ran in our front yard tree... 300' small lights... fell off 6' ladder with 100' ran , landed on the ladder on my side, said many selected words... praying no broken ribs.... nothing broke, nice 2hr break, House lights complete.

there's a reason they say DO NOT STAND ON TOP STEP.... LOL

SUX BEING OLD!!!!

Merry F.ing Christmas

 

[JFMFG]

Me and the wife, and hell even our kid and his wife try real hard to not blurt out random shit around the 3 year old grand boy. He’s like a fucking parrot.
“ look out moron” is one he blurted out the other day.

I have a 4 and 2 year old. I said the f word the other day and my 2 year old daughter says daddy don’t say fuck. Fuck is a bad word. Mommy daddy said fuck

 

[El Rojo]

"Really? Are you fucking kidding me right now? Fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!"

 

[4Waters]

"Fucking engineers and their little bitch ass hands, how the fuck do they expect a man to work on this fucking piece of shit"

 

[Flatsix66]

"should have used a bigger impact wrench"

 

[monkeyswrench]

People would assume my kids learned those colorful words from me. As it turned out, my wife was the one most guilty. I had all day, either on a job site or in a garage, free to cuss and use every bit of non-PC language known to man. My wife on the other hand, well, she had a classroom of those 4-5 year old parrots. She never let an F-bomb drop around other people's kids. Where as I was able to "purge" all day, occasionally my wife would let a random word or two fly at home

 

[liquid addiction]

“For fuks sake!! Who the fuk thought of this?”

 

[spectra3279]

What the fuck you fucking fuck

 

[Morehart]

When my dad asked me to hand him the 45 instead of the 3/4" I knew he was pissed

 

[WYRD]

Just another quarter tur....FUCK!

 

[bilz]

Why do you want to f with me?
Then out come the sawsall

 

[Chili Palmer]

It’s usually a string of words that are most commonly heard in porn flicks and Samuel L. Jackson movies.

 

[napanutt]

It’s usually a string of words that are most commonly heard in porn flicks and Samuel L. Jackson movies.

 

[napanutt]

People would assume my kids learned those colorful words from me. As it turned out, my wife was the one most guilty. I had all day, either on a job site or in a garage, free to cuss and use every bit of non-PC language known to man. My wife on the other hand, well, she had a classroom of those 4-5 year old parrots. She never let an F-bomb drop around other people's kids. Where as I was able to "purge" all day, occasionally my wife would let a random word or two fly at home

Similar situation with my wife. She worked as a nurse her whole life. Almost every person she worked with or for was female. Most, if not all, were way too stuffy for their own good.
Me, on the other hand worked mostly with dudes. We would chop it up language wise all day every day.
It was kind of refreshing for my wife this last year while she was working part time to finally work with a gal that talked like we do.

 

[Rajobigguy]

I literally grew up in the oil fields and finished my working career as millwright in the power industry so my vocabulary of industrial language is pretty extensive but I have pretty good filters and know when it’s appropriate to engage in colorful phrases.

 

[Eliminator21vdrive]

Fuck engineers!
Who the fuck designed this!!
Engineers must of had a two martini lunch!

 

[jetboatperformance]

Heres a chart that might explain alot

 

[4Waters]

Fuck engineers!
Who the fuck designed this!!
Engineers must of had a two martini lunch!

Engineers think they have big dicks but anything looks big when you're holding it with tiny lady hands

 

[Eliminator21vdrive]

Engineers think they have big dicks but anything looks big when you're holding it with tiny lady hands

And do not try to debate one! We have a few in here and I use my old term "Sexual intellectual" or Fuckin know it all!

 

[LazyLavey]

Not limited to verbal expressions......... how bout those flying wrenches

 

[napanutt]

Not limited to verbal expressions......... how bout those flying wrenches

I’ve definitely damaged a thing or two flinging tools.