Typical jet boater

[lard ass]

Less than 1' freeboard=jet boat.

Less than 2 nuts = YOU

 

[spectra3279]

Your painting your boat this should turn out great! At least jet boats are gel coat and not a mix of gel coat and imeron

I would be more worried about the dildo scheme he will be expecting people to raft up with.

Pun intended.

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[Ziggy]

Sitting here shaking my head laughing my ass off.
So many sensitive fellas.

 

[ElGuapo]

I'm offended by others being offended.

 

[Cray Paper]

Very little freeboard, revving the motor, pissing everyone off, showing off way too close to shore, hammering the throttles as hard as they can, shooting a rooster tail....it's a jet boat. Only thing it didn't have was a misfire in the motor, a fat chick in the passenger seat and the inevitable break down.

Sorry, have to ask, do you know anything about old school unlimited hydro's? They dont have a jet drive, it's more like a V drive (= propeller and transmission). I dont understand the hate for jet drive boats, they are fun to drive and easy to learn to drive. Obviously some jet boat had a place divertor installed and gave you a water down and that has caused you some trauma....

Have you ever spent a couple of hours behind the wheel / foot throttle of a jet boat? If not, you should try it some time. You might like it.

 

[Cray Paper]

My god you jet boaters need to lighten up. It was a funny commercial, that's all. Sometimes it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Except that it wasn't a jet boat. The humor lies in what is becoming painfully obvious, is that you dont know what a jet boat is, but seem to hate them anyway. Similar to your political opinions, uninformed yet vocal and decisive.

 

[Stainless]

Very little freeboard, revving the motor, pissing everyone off, showing off way too close to shore, hammering the throttles as hard as they can, shooting a rooster tail....it's a jet boat. Only thing it didn't have was a misfire in the motor, a fat chick in the passenger seat and the inevitable break down.

Have to admit Jet Bote'r was the first thing I thought of when I saw the commercial on TV a month or so back, even though i knew it was a Hydro.

 

[Gelcoater]

I'm offended by others being offended.

I’m offended that yore offended others are offended.

 

[Wheeler]

Have to admit Jet Bote'r was the first thing I thought of when I saw the commercial on TV a month or so back, even though i knew it was a Hydro.

I thought of this.

 

[Stainless]

I thought of this.

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Nice Pad!

 

[lbhsbz]

Sorry, have to ask, do you know anything about old school unlimited hydro's? They dont have a jet drive, it's more like a V drive (= propeller and transmission). I dont understand the hate for jet drive boats, they are fun to drive and easy to learn to drive. Obviously some jet boat had a place divertor installed and gave you a water down and that has caused you some trauma....

Have you ever spent a couple of hours behind the wheel / foot throttle of a jet boat? If not, you should try it some time. You might like it.

He doesn't know...he's a fool. Buy his standards anything under 21ft with an outboard on it is a jetboat. Refer to the "ignore member" thread.

 

[Bobby V]

I thought of this.

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Phil H. B day party.

 

[Wheeler]

 

[GRADS]

Sorry, have to ask, do you know anything about old school unlimited hydro's? They dont have a jet drive, it's more like a V drive (= propeller and transmission). I dont understand the hate for jet drive boats, they are fun to drive and easy to learn to drive. Obviously some jet boat had a place divertor installed and gave you a water down and that has caused you some trauma....

Have you ever spent a couple of hours behind the wheel / foot throttle of a jet boat? If not, you should try it some time. You might like it.

Except that it wasn't a jet boat. The humor lies in what is becoming painfully obvious, is that you dont know what a jet boat is, but seem to hate them anyway. Similar to your political opinions, uninformed yet vocal and decisive.

Wait, you're trying to tell me that wasn't a jet boat? I'm pretty sure I saw a barefoot gas pedal on it.

 

[GRADS]

Jet Boats bring out the best in people.

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Why does she have no nipple? Is that a jet boat thing?

 

[spectra3279]

Sorry, have to ask, do you know anything about old school unlimited hydro's? They dont have a jet drive, it's more like a V drive (= propeller and transmission). I dont understand the hate for jet drive boats, they are fun to drive and easy to learn to drive. Obviously some jet boat had a place divertor installed and gave you a water down and that has caused you some trauma....

Have you ever spent a couple of hours behind the wheel / foot throttle of a jet boat? If not, you should try it some time. You might like it.

They are like fat girls and mopeds. Fun to ride until your friends find out.



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[TrollerDave]

Very little freeboard, revving the motor, pissing everyone off, showing off way too close to shore, hammering the throttles as hard as they can, shooting a rooster tail....it's a jet boat. Only thing it didn't have was a misfire in the motor, a fat chick in the passenger seat and the inevitable break down.

By the way, you forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.

 

[Wheeler]

Why does she have no nipple? Is that a jet boat thing?

I'll send you the original and you can post it.

You meet the nicest people on a jet bote'.

 

[GRADS]

I'll send you the original and you can post it.

You meet the nicest people on a jet bote'.

Wow, that was a lot of waving!

 

[Bigbore500r]

Wow, that was a lot of waving!

Usually they are waiving for help

 

[GRADS]

Usually they are waiving for help

 

[Ziggy]

Except that it wasn't a jet boat. The humor lies in what is becoming painfully obvious, is that you dont know what a jet boat is, but seem to hate them anyway. Similar to your political opinions, uninformed yet vocal and decisive.

He doesn't know...he's a fool. Buy his standards anything under 21ft with an outboard on it is a jetboat. Refer to the "ignore member" thread.

C'mon you guys, don't let him set a hook in you two too

 

[Stainless]

Usually they are waiving for help

 

[beaverretriever]

Grads is seriously one of the best trolls/shills ever and does a great job at sucking many of you in. He has so many riled up in here. If he didn't get any replies in his ridiculous threads, it would drive him completely nuts (he may state otherwise ).

Half of you guys are your own worst enemies.

 

[guest hs]

Grads is this A jet bote ?

 

[GRADS]

Grads is this A jet bote ?

It's kind of hard to tell from that pic. I'd need to see someone sitting in it to see if their knees stick above the gunwale.

 

[probablecause]

Jet Boats bring out the best in people.

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Is that a burn mark on her elbow?

 

[Wheeler]

Is that a burn mark on her elbow?

Rug burn?

 

[GRADS]

You meet the nicest people on a jet bote'.

 

[Wheeler]

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is them pits shaved?

 

[GRADS]

is them pits shaved?

Do all jet boaters do this???

 

[brianwhiteboy]

Grads is seriously one of the best trolls/shills ever and does a great job at sucking many of you in. He has so many riled up in here. If he didn't get any replies in his ridiculous threads, it would drive him completely nuts (he may state otherwise ).

Half of you guys are your own worst enemies.

So you’re saying that most people here don’t know his shtick and truly get sucked in? You give him too much credit.

I think everyone knows 9/10 of his posts are meant to stir the pot. People get tired of the same ol’ thing and respond accordingly. He likes to dish, and take it. Simple as that.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

Usually they are waiving for help

Hmm, I own a Formula, a jet bote AND I know the correct way to spell waving.
Where does this land me in the shit storm?

 

[stephenkatsea]

The guys a bonafide "paste eater/window licker" and he's out to prove it. He's actually doing a pretty good job of that.

 

[beaverretriever]

So you’re saying that most people here don’t know his shtick and truly get sucked in? You give him too much credit.

I think everyone knows 9/10 of his posts are meant to stir the pot. People get tired of the same ol’ thing and respond accordingly. He likes to dish, and take it. Simple as that.

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I never said "most", I said "many".

Say what you will; seems to me that there are definitely some folks that take his banter personally. I just assumed anyone who is bothered by Grads would have put him on ignore, or just disregarded any thread of his as a waste of time to even bother checking it out.

Grads' post are like staring at a welding spark to me; you know it's bad for you, but sometimes you just stare.

 

[SBMech]

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Hey fucking dipshit, thanks for shitting all over one of the best videos of boating comradery.

FUCK GRADS.

 

[brianwhiteboy]

I never said "most", I said "many".

Say what you will; seems to me that there are definitely some folks that take his banter personally. I just assumed anyone who is bothered by Grads would have put him on ignore, or just disregarded any thread of his as a waste of time to even bother checking it out.

Grads' post are like staring at a welding spark to me; you know it's bad for you, but sometimes you just stare.

Lmao...good analogy with the welding spark

I do agree with you in that if people are taking him seriously then he is a trolling genius!

 

[ChiliPepperGarage]

Lmao...good analogy with the welding spark

I do agree with you in that if people are taking him seriously then he is a trolling genius!

The question is, why would anyone want to lay claim to that title?

He's like the guy at the party with a lamp shade on his head. A few people laugh but most just roll their eyes and shake their heads.

 

[rvrrun]

The question is, why would anyone want to lay claim to that title?

He's like the guy at the party with a lamp shade on his head. A few people laugh but most just roll their eyes and shake their heads.

...or throw empties at the lamp shade

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

The question is, why would anyone want to lay claim to that title?

He's like the guy at the party with a lamp shade on his head. A few people laugh but most just roll their eyes and shake their heads.

I'm betting he does it for HIS entertainment and isn't concerned about how many others laugh at the lamp shade gag.

 

[brianwhiteboy]

The question is, why would anyone want to lay claim to that title?

He's like the guy at the party with a lamp shade on his head. A few people laugh but most just roll their eyes and shake their heads.

Couldn’t agree more. There’s always got to be one whipping post in the crowd

 

[GRADS]

Have I ever shown you guys this picture of me when I was 18? Yes, I had jet boater hair but you get the point.

 

[thetub]

 

[thetub]

 

[Gelcoater]

...or throw empties at the lamp shade

My dog would hike a leg on that

 

[Wheeler]

Have I ever shown you guys this picture of me when I was 18? Yes, I had jet boater hair but you get the point.

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Now I see the resemblance.

 

[Bigbore500r]

Hmm, I own a Formula, a jet bote AND I know the correct way to spell waving.
Where does this land me in the shit storm?

Where does it land you? Apparently on the butt hurt list!

 

[GRADS]

Now I see the resemblance.

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LMAO

 

[Wheeler]

 

[GRADS]

He does have that gleam in his eyes, eh?


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Where are his pole holders?