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LMFAO!

 

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You know that is an Unlimited Hydro, right? A big boat. It is actually the old Pay's Pak boat from probably the 70's.
 

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I picked up what you threw down. ;)

Here's what a real jet boater looks like when he switches gear.

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You can take the jet boater out of the jet boat but not the ...well you know.
 

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You know that is an Unlimited Hydro, right? A big boat. It is actually the old Pay's Pak boat from probably the 70's.
Very little freeboard, revving the motor, pissing everyone off, showing off way too close to shore, hammering the throttles as hard as they can, shooting a rooster tail....it's a jet boat. Only thing it didn't have was a misfire in the motor, a fat chick in the passenger seat and the inevitable break down.
 
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I'd rather pass a jet boat than a wake boat.
 

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ALSO....I would say that most jet boaters are Samsung owners.:eek::rolleyes:
 

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Greg was a good guy, one of the best!

He said that the jet bote guy were the most fun to hang out with. Real party animals, just like him. :D

I only met Greg once, but he was a nice guy. RIP Gas Dock Greg!!
 

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I wonder what percentage of jet boaters have had to file for bankruptcy, I would guess its low.
I would guess it is low because let’s face it, if you have a loan on that hunk of shit you have bigger problems than financial ones.
 

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I hate these threads because I generally like Grads and understand he is just trolling for his entertainment with most threads. Sure, that makes him a sadist, but if you don't play along, then it doesn't have to piss you off.

This thread on the other hand is different, as it really is an indication of an elitist thing rather than a "jet boats are gay because they go slower with the same hp" kinda thing. I own a jet boat because that is what I could afford at the time, I think that is quite a common concept for jet owners, many move up as high as twin power cats eventually. Sure, they can be prone to mechanical failure, they are often older, unrestored, hence the cheap price, but they are out boating and having fun.

I guess he doesn't like the inconvenience of less wealthy people on his lake. Can't we all just get along and start ripping on jet skiers instead? ;)
 
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Like your first child, I will always have a soft spot for jet boats.:cool:
 

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I HATE JetBoats (only when I'm hung over and they are going nuts at 6am).

Any other time I could care less what someone has as long as they respect the river and are good people. 30 years from now the stories from the good times at the river won't include the type of boat.
 

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I picked up what you threw down. ;)

Here's what a real jet boater looks like when he switches gear.
You can take the jet boater out of the jet boat but not the ...well you know.
Every time I see that sequence of pictures or even just the one of him in the air it reminds me of the first time I met you and Greg while hanging out with Milk Money at the sandbar resort! Good times... R.I.P.
 

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I think you just did exactly what Grads did to you, to a jet ski owner. Just Sayen. ;)

It was supposed to be ironic, but since the new site I really haven't gotten the hang of emoji's, to help with tone and all that.
 

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I grew up with jet boats and that’s all I’ve ever owned, or care to own. It goes with the territory of where we boat. Lower river, Blythe, Kings river etc. Usually it’s shallower and not conducive to outdrives, but flattys are always welcomed! Not everybody that goes to the river needs a 30’, blown or turbo charged, twin drive monstrosity cruising at 120mph down the river. I guess it’s the old school in me that still envy’s a hotrod flat or jet instead of the big ass boats LAM boats of today.

Another positive is I don’t have to share the river with people like Grads. Then again, I can’t share the river with anybody right now since I’m currently boatless :p
 

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My god you jet boaters need to lighten up. It was a funny commercial, that's all. Sometimes it's like shooting fish in a barrel.:rolleyes:
 

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My god you jet boaters need to lighten up. It was a funny commercial, that's all. Sometimes it's like shooting fish in a barrel.:rolleyes:

DRAGS, the problem is you. You're antagonizing people on RDP, many of whom you want to like you. You do it because you enjoy getting attention through inappropriate behavior and provocation.

The idea of ignoring your posts is a fantasy shared by some here. It won't happen because your provocation will always get a response and that's what you're looking for.
 

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Grads has done it again. Put a little bait out there and pissed someone off. That’s why I think he is funny. Makes a grown man get pissed off at another man posting a conflicting thought. Boat what you want to boat and don’t give a shit what others do.
 

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A few of you give him wayyyy to much credit if you think people fall for his game lol. He likes to poke the bear most of the time, and people find it annoying. Most just get tired of his constant nonsensical comments. Contribute a bit more worth and people might deal with the “baiting” comments a little more.:cool: Just my .02
 

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I thought this was a place to come relax? Share the passion we all have?

Not to deal with some douchebags insecurities and constant fuckery?

One can only guess as to why Dave tolerates his crap.
 

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My exact thoughts, he even knows its ugly that's why he still has the Daytona as his profile pic :)
Two thoughts on this.... yes it's ugly and that's why it's being painted as we speak. Unlike jet boaters I can admit my boat is ugly. ;) I'm taking the boat to Tahoe in July and I plan on taking a similar pic with my drone and when I do I will have a new avatar pic.:D
 

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Two thoughts on this.... yes it's ugly and that's why it's being painted as we speak. Unlike jet boaters I can admit my boat is ugly. ;) I'm taking the boat to Tahoe in July and I plan on taking a similar pic with my drone and when I do I will have a new avatar pic.:D
I hope it’s windy that day.:cool:
 

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Two thoughts on this.... yes it's ugly and that's why it's being painted as we speak. Unlike jet boaters I can admit my boat is ugly. [emoji6] I'm taking the boat to Tahoe in July and I plan on taking a similar pic with my drone and when I do I will have a new avatar pic.:D

My great grandfather thinks your boat is really cool. It reminds him of his buddies really nice fishing boat [emoji106]
 

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RDP is a Kustom boat site?
 

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I thought this was a place to come relax? Share the passion we all have?

Not to deal with some douchebags insecurities and constant fuckery?

One can only guess as to why Dave tolerates his crap.
This place use to be fun [emoji202] [emoji4]

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