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lakemadness

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Hung around the office after hours recently. Field crew guys came in for some beers after busting ass. Young dumb and full of cum college kid types. The shit they were yapping about was classic. Just like when you were a 20 somethin. Only difference is the shit these chicas do nowadays.

Some cell phone pics were circulated. One of the guys laughed when I poked my head out from behind the computer screen when “pierced nipples” was mentioned.

The things the girls now do, and often with their friend involved... my god.

And these boys don’t have boats or cool cars...

If I had had a magical power, I’d rewind to 23 but in today’s generation. Just for a few hours with the flatty I had at that age. Ok, maybe a weekend with the cabin cruiser I have now... stabbin cabin!
 

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I’m just gonna say, as a 24 year old, boats do NOT get girls anymore. Girls don’t give a damn about watercraft unless it’s a jet ski and even then that’s rare.

If you want to get the modern 20-something’s attention you have to take them out to a very fancy dinner, to the club for bottle service, etc etc. I barely got a girl to go flying with me - FLYING!!! Just she and I in a C150 flying the night skies outside downtown Dallas.

Girls my age are so stuck up or total stoners. Very unfortunate.


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I’m just gonna say, as a 24 year old, boats do NOT get girls anymore. Girls don’t give a damn about watercraft unless it’s a jet ski and even then that’s rare.

If you want to get the modern 20-something’s attention you have to take them out to a very fancy dinner, to the club for bottle service, etc etc. I barely got a girl to go flying with me - FLYING!!! Just she and I in a C150 flying the night skies outside downtown Dallas.

Girls my age are so stuck up or total stoners. Very unfortunate.


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True on every level. Boats and rzrs do not attract girls anymore
 

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I’m just gonna say, as a 24 year old, boats do NOT get girls anymore. Girls don’t give a damn about watercraft unless it’s a jet ski and even then that’s rare.

If you want to get the modern 20-something’s attention you have to take them out to a very fancy dinner, to the club for bottle service, etc etc. I barely got a girl to go flying with me - FLYING!!! Just she and I in a C150 flying the night skies outside downtown Dallas.

Girls my age are so stuck up or total stoners. Very unfortunate.


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Its all about how many followers you have on whatever social media.
 

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They are out there, just be patient and find the ones that like this life. And don't let them tell you they do! Put them through the test. Havasu, Glamis, Ocotillo, wind storms, blowing sand, thunder storms, all the shit. Hey, nobody likes any of that but if she's willing to go back, you got one. BTW, they've always wanted fancy dinners and clubs. That hasn't changed in 50 years. If you can't find one, stick with using your hand instead. Way cheaper and you'll get to do what you want when you want too.
 

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Yes, the girls may "do stuff"...
Just now they're psycho in different ways.
I prefer the known evils. Girls now are like strippers then. Fun for a weekend, some not even that.

You really need to ask yourself, what would it be like with a 20something stripper now 🤔
 

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They are out there, just be patient and find the ones that like this life. And don't let them tell you they do! Put them through the test. Havasu, Glamis, Ocotillo, wind storms, blowing sand, thunder storms, all the shit. Hey, nobody likes any of that but if she's willing to go back, you got one. BTW, they've always wanted fancy dinners and clubs. That hasn't changed in 50 years. If you can't find one, stick with using your hand instead. Way cheaper and you'll get to do what you want when you want too.

Hahaha, I believe it. Fortunately I was able to woo her enough by flying on the first date that she’s stuck around for 3 more years. She complains about boating 3 times a week during the summer but she’s happy on the Baker with a dog and a drink in her hand.
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Hung around the office after hours recently. Field crew guys came in for some beers after busting ass. Young dumb and full of cum college kid types. The shit they were yapping about was classic. Just like when you were a 20 somethin. Only difference is the shit these chicas do nowadays.

Some cell phone pics were circulated. One of the guys laughed when I poked my head out from behind the computer screen when “pierced nipples” was mentioned.

The things the girls now do, and often with their friend involved... my god.

And these boys don’t have boats or cool cars...

If I had had a magical power, I’d rewind to 23 but in today’s generation. Just for a few hours with the flatty I had at that age. Ok, maybe a weekend with the cabin cruiser I have now... stabbin cabin!

These girls didn’t grow up doing stuff. They grew up in their parents or grandparents houses with phones

Tons of emotional, self esteem, and Daddy issues. You could have a field day and a different one every week.
 

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It's usually a series of compromises. If they like dancing you might have to bite the bullet and learn. But that way, you've gone into her world and she'll maybe be more apt to go into yours. Fancy dinners, just gotta do it every now and then. One thing I've seen is that if you have kids and they like that life, the women will usually get to like it too knowing their kids are having fun. I'm no expert, I've been hearing this lament from young men and women for a while now but I do see a lot of both having a good time in the places we all like to go. And they aren't that old, yet.
 

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My wife loves all the things I do! Glamis, ocotillo, River, beach, and everything in between! Worst thing I did was take her to sushi when we were dating! She said she didn’t like seafood and I made the mistake of getting her to like seafood! Cost me a lot more money now to go to sushi with her. Before I got to her to try it it was great she got the chicken teriyaki and I pigged out on the good stuff but now she’s hooked and the kids are too!
 

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Boats will still get you laid in your 20’s this day and age. It’s getting the girl on the boat is the problem these young men struggle with.... they have no game lol
 

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From the outside looking in, reading all these stories I'd say modern culture has catered to a woman's mental illness. They use to say "you cant make a ho a house wife". Then they said "women can have it all". Then it's the "when she's done with the bar scene and ready to settle down". Somehow we have arrived at a spot where SoCal 5's think they're 9's and there's a never ending line of hard up dudes looking to take on that mess.



LOL! Ya poor bastards.....
 

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My wife loves all the things I do! Glamis, ocotillo, River, beach, and everything in between! Worst thing I did was take her to sushi when we were dating! She said she didn’t like seafood and I made the mistake of getting her to like seafood! Cost me a lot more money now to go to sushi with her. Before I got to her to try it it was great she got the chicken teriyaki and I pigged out on the good stuff but now she’s hooked and the kids are too!
Fuck i did the same thing, dam 200 dollar bill now when we get sushi.
 

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Yes like I said in the 12yrs we’ve been together it was my biggest mistake!

She was a plain cheeseburger girl before and thought Chili’s was a fine dining experience!
 

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LOL...great thread. My wife of 20 years was all into the river, desert, races, etc. for the first few years, now it's "have fun see you when you get home". It's sooo much better this way, I can get as drunk as I want, chat up all the skanks on the sandbar, eat wherever I want, drive the boat as fast as I want, the list goes on....For me, every trip is a "guy trip".
 

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From the outside looking in, reading all these stories I'd say modern culture has catered to a woman's mental illness. They use to say "you cant make a ho a house wife". Then they said "women can have it all". Then it's the "when she's done with the bar scene and ready to settle down". Somehow we have arrived at a spot where SoCal 5's think they're 9's and there's a never ending line of hard up dudes looking to take on that mess.


LOL! Ya poor bastards.....

It’s the never ending line of desperate dudes that made the 5s think they are 9s. That and the doctored/filtered pics they plaster everywhere.

But yeah the mental illness from a complete upbringing on social media has screwed up a generation of young people.
 

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It’s the never ending line of desperate dudes that made the 5s think they are 9s. That and the doctored/filtered pics they plaster everywhere.

But yeah the mental illness from a complete upbringing on social media has screwed up a generation of young people.
And fuckersburg is one of the richest and corrupt people on earth!!
 
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