Tom Brown

[HALLETT BOY]

Who is this Tom Brown character ? Is he co -owner of Riverdaves forum ? does he even own a boat ? Why does he post
here so much ? Is he really as smart as he comes across ? Just curious ...

 

[milkmoney]

:cool

 

[TITTIES AND BEER]

if you have to ask ? your not in the loop :headscratch:

 

[HolyMoly]

if you have to ask ? your not in the CLIQUE :headscratch:

Fixed it for you. :thumbsup

 

[TBI]

Tom wrote the book on high performance boating

 

[oldschool]

He is a puzzle inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma.

 

[460]

Tom is a computer generated person that JBB controls. To understand brown you must first understand Brian. All the best!

 

[OutCole'd]

He comes across smart???:headscratch:

The guys an idiot.

 

[was thatguy]

 

[TBI]

http://www.riverdavesplace.com/foru...om-Brown-Canadian-Fuck-Knuckle-or-Evil-Genius

 

[Outdrive1]

He's the antichrist.

 

[75 Spectra V-Drive]

I heard he invented the jet boat???

 

[oldschool]

Some believe he may be Keyser Soze.

 

[Cajun]

Tom Brown parted the sea

 

[drtywhat]

He is the almighty cuntatard ,errrr I mean canatard

 

[FreeBird236]

He's a treasured Canadian savant..

 

[Outdrive1]

Tom is the winner of the RDP lifetime achievement award, twice.

 

[HolyMoly]

I heard he invented the jet boat???

It was an accident....he was trying to make a colon cleanser.

 

[Long Way Home]

He's a cocky badass who thinks women worship him.....

 

[Outdrive1]

Kid Rock wrote the song "Devil Without A Cause," about Tom.

 

[shintoooo]

What is this all Aboot anyways?

 

[HALLETT BOY]

Actually , I was being serious ...I just see post after post , reference after reference about him , I'm just curious
who and what he is !

 

[ROZ]

Tom Brown; The man, The myth.

rat a tat tat tapatalk like that

 

[HolyMoly]

What is this all Aboot anyways?

I don't know, ayy.

 

[DtB]

Isn't he banned ?

 

[was thatguy]

Actually , I was being serious ...I just see post after post , reference after reference about him , I'm just curious
who and what he is !

His real name is "Nobody".....

 

[rivermobster]

He's a legend in his own mind...

 

[Luvnlife]

Who is this Tom Brown character ? Is he co -owner of Riverdaves forum ? does he even own a boat ? Why does he post
here so much ? Is he really as smart as he comes across ? Just curious ...

Me and Djunkie know all the inside answers, but we can't tell. (Now we look like superstars) Shoot either of us a PM and we will tell you all the answers. Then you can post that you know but can't post it and tell people to PM you.

 

[Old Texan]

Commonly known as the "Regina Vagina", Tom Brown is a female farm animal's worst nightmare. I'll just leave it at that......

 

[Old Texan]

He's a legend in his own mind...

A very small place no doubt, aye????:skull

 

[wallnutz]

Fuck Brown!:grumble:

 

[Tom Brown]

Tom wrote the book on high performance boating

... and every single illustration in that book is a picture of my dick.

 

[Ziggy]

I think he's an alien...........why else would he know so much about batteries

 

[Ziggy]

... and every single illustration in that book is a picture of my dick.

Now you're making an impression of Hoss

 

[batterup]

Tom Brown taught Chuck Norris everything he knows. And some speculate Tom is his dad.

 

[TBI]

Tom drives an ice cream truck covered with human skulls

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

... and every single illustration in that book is a picture of my dick.

Hung like a spark plug. Or is it a zip tie?

 

[Cajun]

Tom Brown solicits politicians.

 

[HolyMoly]

Tom drives an ice cream truck covered with human skulls

I thought he drove a human skull covered with ice cream trucks?

 

[Cajun]

Tom Brown recently consummated his relationship with Jane Goodall

 

[milkmoney]

for you cold blooded americans. the sayin is "eh", not "a" or "ayy" or "aye"....

 

[HolyMoly]

for you cold blooded americans. the sayin is "eh", not "a" or "ayy" or "aye"....

 

[H20-ski]

He's a black man that chases down people like James Bond with a Glastron.

 

[RandyH]

Tom Brown died 5 years ago. Death just hasnt built up the courage to tell him yet.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

Tom Brown, the man the myth.
He is earth, he is wind. He's a little bit of all of us yet unlike any of us.
Part jet boat, part douche nozzle. He brings the idiot to "Idiot Savant".
He's all things Canadian. Maple syrup and maple leaf. Currency that's worth a little less than ours.
He just IS.

 

[Flyinbowtie]

Hallet Boy,

Every answer that has been given has some bit of the truth, but none is complete.
To get the complete answer will require an investment in time and energy most folks simply don't have to invest.
You're going to have to find out the deep, serious answers to most of your questions over time, but I will try to help with the basics.

He isn't a co-owner; This place is owned by one of Dave's companies, to be specific,

Amalgamated RiverDaveCo, Worldwide,
International Media Division,
Internet Domination Corp.

Tom Brown is a boat owner. We have even seen pictures in the past of said vessel(s)
We will probably never know why he shares so much with us. A simple twist of fate, I suspect.
As to his intelligence, this is the subject of much debate, but you'd do well to follow your gut here.

 

[pumpndump]

Tom is a red neck republican and owns a steak joint in texas.:monkey:

 

[Gelcoater]

Hallett Boy,you may find this thread usefull


http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showthread.php?56419-Replies-by-Tom-Brown-and-how-they-work

 

[Go-Fly]

Who is this Tom Brown character ? Is he co -owner of Riverdaves forum ? does he even own a boat ? Why does he post
here so much ? Is he really as smart as he comes across ? Just curious ...

He's a nobody, call him out and everyone will stand behind you. Trust me on this.

 

[TBI]

The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brown, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.