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Another manly man falls victim for the lust of a woman...TAY it isn't so!
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02HoWaRd26 said:
I’ll never get it, she’s a skinny flat chested no ass having premadonna. Her music sucks, what positive is there other than she’s filthy rich. Be like fuckin an Ethiopian woman.
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Given his public track record with women before her, I would venture to say TS is probably a closeted freak. Its the only factor the public can't see about her.
 
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BingerFang said:
An Ethiopian billionaire with the same $80 million dollar private jet as Jeff Bezos.

Sign me up!
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She’s skinny, but she’s not ugly.

If she wanted to come cheer me on at work I wouldn’t tell her to go away. She’s a billionaire. Have a kid with her your namesakes won’t have to work for centuries. I can see why someone would text her back.

I’ll take getting bitched at while flying private to Bora Bora vs getting bitched at while changing sprinklers that the dogs ate on my day off.
 
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Ummm....I'd be voting Biden, Kamala or whatever if my chic was as loaded as her....I guess I'd even have a douchebag haircut. F'it. No prenup of course.
 
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Word on the street is that this was all a setup and the PR Firm doc was leaked and now they are in damage control mode. It makes sense as this Pfizer duo were put together to sway the election with the libtards.

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Travis Kelce calls lawyers over fake PR 'contract'

Travis Kelce's representatives were tonight forced to deny that he and girlfriend Taylor Swift had plans to split later this month, after a 'false' document was spread online.
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You guys crack me up.
There’s lots of reasons to not like Taylor Swift (I can name a dozen reasons off the top of my head), but body shaming is not one of them.
You guys think she is too skinny??
Lol. I guess we have finally become conditioned by all the TV ads to accept 200 pounds as the modern hotness index?
TS is over 5’10” tall. She weighs in around 130, which is on the light side for her towering height, but with a BMI of 19.5 she is exactly in the middle of all perfect health scales for her age. It’s said she’s in the gym 6 days a week on average.
There’s always the mtv hog parade for those who go for that type of ground shaking, top heavy, spandex bursting hatchet wounds.
Personally I don’t find Taylor swift all that attractive.
. She sort of looks like a giant praying mantis to me, and something about her face is sort of alien looking? But that’s just subjective taste, she is absolutely not too skinny and is pretty much the model of health.

In this first picture, if you break out a ruler and do some indexing, you’ll see that her fingertip is almost 8’ from the floor.

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If Kelce wants to go all in pussy whipped with the bowl cut and whatever else, that’s on him.

Pretty sure she didn’t hold him down and cut his hair…but who knows??
 
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gqchris said:
Word on the street is that this was all a setup and the PR Firm doc was leaked and now they are in damage control mode. It makes sense as this Pfizer duo were put together to sway the election with the libtards.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Travis Kelce calls lawyers over fake PR 'contract'

Travis Kelce's representatives were tonight forced to deny that he and girlfriend Taylor Swift had plans to split later this month, after a 'false' document was spread online.
www.dailymail.co.uk www.dailymail.co.uk
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My wife was just telling me about all of this earlier....
 
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was thatguy said:
You guys crack me up.
There’s lots of reasons to not like Taylor Swift (I can name a dozen reasons off the top of my head), but body shaming is not one of them.
You guys think she is too skinny??
Lol. I guess we have finally become conditioned by all the TV ads to accept 200 pounds as the modern hotness index?
TS is over 5’10” tall. She weighs in around 130, which is on the light side for her towering height, but with a BMI of 19.5 she is exactly in the middle of all perfect health scales for her age. It’s said she’s in the gym 6 days a week on average.
There’s always the mtv hog parade for those who go for that type of ground shaking, top heavy, spandex bursting hatchet wounds.
Personally I don’t find Taylor swift all that attractive.
. She sort of looks like a giant praying mantis to me, and something about her face is sort of alien looking? But that’s just subjective taste, she is absolutely not too skinny and is pretty much the model of health.

In this first picture, if you break out a ruler and do some indexing, you’ll see that her fingertip is almost 8’ from the floor.

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If Kelsey wants to go all in pussy whipped with the bowl cut and whatever else, that’s on him.

Pretty sure she didn’t hold him down and cut his hair…but who knows??
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Definitely wouldn't kick her out of bed. Could she add 10lbs? Yes. I wouldn't give up my guns for her though
 
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When you go through training camp the last thing you care about is your look. you just want to play football.
 
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02HoWaRd26 said:
I’ll never get it, she’s a skinny flat chested no ass having premadonna. Her music sucks, what positive is there other than she’s filthy rich. Be like fuckin an Ethiopian woman.
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She has the body of a 12yr old boy. I dont get it. 5 minutes of her liberal bullshit and I’m jumping out of the G7 head first.
 
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4Waters said:
Guaranteed at least 5 of her personalities are a freak in bed🤣
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You got that right.
I read the stories about her sex dungeon.
As far as I’m concerned Kevin Federline is the worlds biggest lottery winner.
He survived the crazy sex tsunami, fathered 2 kids and landed a lifetime of support.
I’ve done some crazy shit in my other life. Stuff I’d never post on here and no one would ever believe if I did post it, but I’m pretty sure she’d take me to the edge.
 
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was thatguy said:
You got that right.
I read the stories about her sex dungeon.
As far as I’m concerned Kevin Federline is the worlds biggest lottery winner.
He survived the crazy sex tsunami, fathered 2 kids and landed a lifetime of support.
I’ve done some crazy shit in my other life. Stuff I’d never post on here and no one would ever believe if I did post it, but I’m pretty sure she’d take me to the edge.
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When it's good it's really good, when it's bad it's stab you in your sleep bad.;)
 
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