The snip

[dspracing]

So my wife’s been pushing me to get snipped. Due to work I’ve missed my last two doctors appointments. Randomly my wife decides to start going to the same doctor as me and has her first appointment today.

Backstory - moved to havasu and didn’t have a doctor. Used a guy a coworker recommend. Heavily opinionated military dude but backs his opinions with very logical sounding facts. Not sure how I feel about him yet but whatever I don’t need much just a yearly sign off.

So I’ve been supposed to ask about getting snipped but she got there first and asked for me.

Dude goes off saying it’s a bad idea, lots of side effects, pain and discomfort, etc.

With that being said, I’m down to not but I’m also not trying to have another kid. So…. What do the people think?

 

[wet hull]

Procedure hurt like a mother trucker, I am tough but was wishing I would just pass out, actually felt like I may shit my pants which would be bad as your spread in sturups.

Once over. I drove home about 30 minutes later and iced the boys for next week and took it easy but other then sore no biggie.

Lasting side affect, occasionally I get a ghost like pain or they feel swollen. You think to your self " Do I need to nut? Or never nut again? " Neither is the right answer but it's only a few days and very rare.

I am glad I did it but will never be asked to be a snip salesman

 

[stephenkatsea]

So my wife’s been pushing me to get snipped. Due to work I’ve missed my last two doctors appointments. Randomly my wife decides to start going to the same doctor as me and has her first appointment today.

Backstory - moved to havasu and didn’t have a doctor. Used a guy a coworker recommend. Heavily opinionated military dude but backs his opinions with very logical sounding facts. Not sure how I feel about him yet but whatever I don’t need much just a yearly sign off.

So I’ve been supposed to ask about getting snipped but she got there first and asked for me.

Dude goes off saying it’s a bad idea, lots of side effects, pain and discomfort, etc.

With that being said, I’m down to not but I’m also not trying to have another kid. So…. What do the people think?

If your family is complete, and you’re ready, do it. If you have doubts, don’t. WTF??! For me, no pain.

 

[Gelcoater]

Procedure hurt like a mother trucker, I am tough but was wishing I would just pass out, actually felt like I may shit my pants which would be bad as your spread in sturups.

Once over. I drove home about 30 minutes later and iced the boys for next week and took it easy but other then sore no biggie.

Lasting side affect, occasionally I get a ghost like pain or they feel swollen. You think to your self " Do I need to nut? Or never nut again? " Neither is the right answer but it's only a few days and very rare.

I am glad I did it but will never be asked to be a snip salesman

Fuck that noise!

 

[Done-it-again]

I’ll tell you what others told me. It’s not that big of a deal, get it done. I did it.

It sure does beat having another kid later in life.

 

[sonicss31]

Procedure was quick and painless. Recovery was easy too but you must adhere to Drs orders for this to happen. Don’t follow orders and bad things can and will happen. Good luck.

 

[Loo Dog]

Like others said, if you KNOW you’re done do it. Frozen bag of peas on the ol’ bean bag and you’re back in action. Easy day.

 

[Angler]

A little tug (that you will feel all the way to your throat), then a little puff of smoke.
A couple of bags of frozen pees and stay off your feet for 3 or 4 for days.

Just do it! It's a lot better than having another Kid or your Wife having a hysterectomy.

 

[JFMFG]

Going to be honest. Got snipped a year and a half ago after my second was born. The worst part was the initial pinch of the numbing shot and that was it the rest was cake. I had a lot of mental discomfort my doc that did it was a male. It was all fun and games when the female nurse taped my dick to my stomach then my balls to each thigh. Man I was on cloud 9 perfectly groomed new somewhat decent chick grabbing my shit and it was ok then boom male doctor rolls in says I’m gonna feel a pinch then smell a burning skin deal. When you smell your ball sack burning that’s a different thought process wondering if your balls were ever gonna be the same. I iced for 24 hours and honestly have never looked back. In my opinion the worst part of the ordeal was 20 nuts later walking back into that office with my cum jar tossing it on the counter saying I need this tested. I would do it if I was you. No side effects here.

 

[JFMFG]

On a side note we are about to find out what members got the snip on a open internet discussion

 

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[rrrr]

In my opinion the worst part of the ordeal was 20 nuts later walking back into that office with my cum jar tossing it on the counter saying I need this tested. I would do it if I was you. No side effects here.

Hahaha, I had forgotten about that part. It was embarrassing, but I had good help getting the sample.

 

[Ace in the Hole]

So my wife’s been pushing me to get snipped. Due to work I’ve missed my last two doctors appointments. Randomly my wife decides to start going to the same doctor as me and has her first appointment today.

Backstory - moved to havasu and didn’t have a doctor. Used a guy a coworker recommend. Heavily opinionated military dude but backs his opinions with very logical sounding facts. Not sure how I feel about him yet but whatever I don’t need much just a yearly sign off.

So I’ve been supposed to ask about getting snipped but she got there first and asked for me.

Dude goes off saying it’s a bad idea, lots of side effects, pain and discomfort, etc.

With that being said, I’m down to not but I’m also not trying to have another kid. So…. What do the people think?

Drive to the valley https://sunriseurology.com/

One of my buddies who is a reconstructive dental surgeon or whatever they call them recommended him if you want to issues and to ensure it’s 100%.

MaK is a one and done for me.

 

[monkeyswrench]

I know I'm kind of new around here, only been 5 years, but this conversation is kind of creepy
Tugs felt up in your throat, smoking genitalia...carrying jars of semen around.

 

[Bowtiepower00]

Not sure why anyone wouldn’t want to get this done. Quick easy and relatively painless for most. Don’t overdo it for a week after or you will feel it.

Watching both of my older SIL/BILs (and countless others) have oops babies back to back at 38/39 sealed it for me. I’m not going to restart my 18 year freedom timer.

Way less painless than that. Lol.

 

[fennaz]

Best decision I ever made for myself! Got snipped on a Friday morning, riding my motorcycle (carefully) on Saturday night, and back to work on Monday laying 8x12x16’s. Frozen bags of vegetables do the trick to help the swelling.
The first Novocain injection hurt the most (had to grab the side rails) after that I felt my ears wiggle when the doctor grabbed each side to pull, cut and burn the ends. I watched the whole procedure, except the first shot I was 26 when I did it and wish I’d of done it sooner.

 

[Sherpa]

go by recommendations.......... mine was more "uncomfortable/nerves" than anything. the pain/numbing shot wasn't that bad. the tugging was weird. the
wife watched the whole procedure. no biggie at all. sat around my parents house for the weekend doing nothing.

easy peasy. don't know why somebody would not have this done........................................

 

[Joker]

I got it done several years ago and the only drawback was not being able to give my wife a facial. It just drips out now like a leaky faucet.
Good luck

 

[4Waters]

I know I'm kind of new around here, only been 5 years, but this conversation is kind of creepy
Tugs felt up in your throat, smoking genitalia...carrying jars of semen around.

"Sounds fukin awesome" - grads

 

[welldigger00]

My olady got the tubes tied. She saw what happened to the dog after he got his nuts cut off, he became a fat lazy piece of shit, and did t want that to happen to me…

 

[cofooter]

I had one after my second. Went in on a Friday afternoon. Not a big deal other than them pulling the tube to cauterize it. Didn't hurt just felt strange. Took it easy for a weekend and was back at work on Monday. Couple weeks later wife gave me a hand job in a cup and we were good! Nothing changes in the sex department. Easy Peasy!!!

 

[Done-it-again]

I guess the question is,” how many went back to make sure it worked”?

I didn’t, never wanted to step foot in that place again, F’ that.

 

[samsah33]

Big nothingburger. Worse part for me was the shaving (Pro-tip: don't use a beard trimmer...). My other gripe was that the operating room was cold enough to hang meat and the assistant was pretty cute, so I had to respectfully request that she not pass judgement because of the temp... Had it done on a Friday, was not in pain but used it as an excuse on Saturday to lay on the couch all day and catch up on Netflix...

 

[azsunfun]

Why? Had my second child 36 years ago and pulled it ot for 36 years. Now she's at the age yee fuckin haa

 

[Instigator]

I gotta be the smart azz here but, Have you tried another hole?

 

[SoCalDave]

Procedure was quick and painless. Recovery was easy too but you must adhere to Drs orders for this to happen. Don’t follow orders and bad things can and will happen. Good luck.

This...a buddy of mine that lives in PA had the proceedure done about 20 years ago and made the mistake of going out to help push his wife's car out of the snow bank...nuts swelled up like large egg plants.
My proceedure was painless as the preoperative assistant was very good looking. I was 40 years old at the time so proud of that moment even though I new it would be a turtle head soon once the Doc walked in...LOL

 

[DWC]

Had the snip and was playing catch with my oldest the next morning. Ice the shit outta those balls and don’t move the first day.
Manscape before you go in. No chance I’d trust someone else with sharp shit down there. The initial general hurts a bit. The tug when they pull the vas deferens will make you gag which is weird as all hell. The smell of your balls burning will make you a bit sick.
Other than that it’s all good. No more worrying about adding another room or a bigger car.

PS. Didn’t do the sperm check. Smelled that shit burning. I knew there wasn’t anything making its way through there.

 

[rivrrts429]

A whole lotta nope from me. I’d rather work on perfecting my timing

 

[Wolverines!]

So my wife’s been pushing me to get snipped. Due to work I’ve missed my last two doctors appointments. Randomly my wife decides to start going to the same doctor as me and has her first appointment today.

Backstory - moved to havasu and didn’t have a doctor. Used a guy a coworker recommend. Heavily opinionated military dude but backs his opinions with very logical sounding facts. Not sure how I feel about him yet but whatever I don’t need much just a yearly sign off.

So I’ve been supposed to ask about getting snipped but she got there first and asked for me.

Dude goes off saying it’s a bad idea, lots of side effects, pain and discomfort, etc.

With that being said, I’m down to not but I’m also not trying to have another kid. So…. What do the people think?

Quick and painless.

 

[rivermobster]

Some of guys are Serious drama queens, holy chit!!!

Was no big deal at all. The best part was sitting in my lazy-boy and having my wife wait on me hand and foot!

Just do it.

 

[attitude]

My fiancée has been pushing me to get the snip, I told her I want to wait until I’m 30. Past 30 I wouldn’t want another kid even if something happened to us and I met another girl lol.

How many of you fixed guys trust the snip to the “full” extent?

 

[monkeyswrench]

Some of guys are Serious drama queens, holy chit!!!

Was no big deal at all. The best part was sitting in my lazy-boy and having my wife wait on me hand and foot!

Just do it.

Sorry, but I'll make my own sammich!

I ain't playin' the field these days, and 15 years ago my wife had them tie her up during the C-section. She was on the pill, only had one ovary, and my swimmers still went Mission Impossible

 

[Laguna]

Fuck that the procedure is not all puppy dogs and roses. It wasn't painful but the smell of your flesh burning is not cool. Do I regret ? No

 

[bagged97taco]

I wish I could type out how my procedure went. It’s a good laugh. But very easy and def worth it! I rested one full day and easy moving on the 2nd day.

 

[dspracing]

Not sure why anyone wouldn’t want to get this done. Quick easy and relatively painless for most. Don’t overdo it for a week after or you will feel it.

Watching both of my older SIL/BILs (and countless others) have oops babies back to back at 38/39 sealed it for me. I’m not going to restart my 18 year freedom timer.

Way less painless than that. Lol.

This was exactly my thought process until my doctor started saying it was the worst idea ever.

 

[CarolynandBob]

Had it done back in 1993. No big deal. Yes went back and made sure it worked.

Funny story. Hot bartender at the bar I use to frequent had a b-day party at the bar. Her boyfriend wasn't there. I asked her why and she went off about how what a asshole he was and she dumped him. Ok went on to party the rest of the night. Her and I end up at my place, have sex and crash. Next morning take her to breakfast. The next week I go back to the bar and she says they go back together and please don tell him we fucked. No problem.

A month later you can guess what she says. Yep pregnant. She is freaking out, cause she says she doesn't know who's it is. Now I thought I told her that night I got clipped and went bare back. She must not have remembered. Show her the paper and she was thrilled.

Get it done

 

[spectra3279]

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Why was a gay guy getting a vasectomy? Who is he gonna get pregnant?

 

[coolchange]

Went in for the laser burn and doc grabs my junk and starts pullin and says “ nope, I’ve got to go in”. Leave and make an appointment. Go back under general anesthesia and he opens me up and gets the bolt cutters. Stitches itched but shaving rash was probably worst part. Couple days on ice then no problems.

 

[OldSchoolBoats]

Had mine done a couple years ago. It was super easy. Took it easy for a couple days. Had it done on a Monday and was in Havasu that weekend. I think the worst part of it was the idiot nurse yelling at me for coming out of the bathroom without my mask on.......... I mean she did say to take everything off and put gown on....

Doctor comes in, asks me if I want to take mask off and I just laughed. Procedure wise, guy in room next to me was screaming like a girl and had to be taken out in a wheelchair. It wasn't that bad at all. Little bit of pressure and it is over quick. I walked out like I walked in, wife thought I didn't get it done for a second after seeing the other guy come out.

I got titanium clips on mine so it has almost a 0% chance of growing back.


My sex drive has increased immensely since having it done.....

 

[mesquito_creek]

Your wife has been 100% responsible for managing her reproductive capability since she was a young woman. She has taken massive amount of synthetic hormones, devices or who knows what. She has born the physical trauma of pregnancy and giving birth. For fuck sake give her a break!

On the plus side you don’t understand the upside of consequence free sex for the rest of your life until you have it done.

 

[Runs2rch]

Your wife has been 100% responsible for managing her reproductive capability since she was a young woman. She has taken massive amount of synthetic hormones, devices or who knows what. She has born the physical trauma of pregnancy and giving birth. For fuck sake give her a break!

On the plus side you don’t understand the upside of consequence free sex for the rest of your life until you have it done.

By free sex you mean once a year right? Haha

 

[FreeBird236]

Hahaha, I had forgotten about that part. It was embarrassing, but I had good help getting the sample.

Of course you did.

 

[Boat211]

Going to be honest. Got snipped a year and a half ago after my second was born. The worst part was the initial pinch of the numbing shot and that was it the rest was cake. I had a lot of mental discomfort my doc that did it was a male. It was all fun and games when the female nurse taped my dick to my stomach then my balls to each thigh. Man I was on cloud 9 perfectly groomed new somewhat decent chick grabbing my shit and it was ok then boom male doctor rolls in says I’m gonna feel a pinch then smell a burning skin deal. When you smell your ball sack burning that’s a different thought process wondering if your balls were ever gonna be the same. I iced for 24 hours and honestly have never looked back. In my opinion the worst part of the ordeal was 20 nuts later walking back into that office with my cum jar tossing it on the counter saying I need this tested. I would do it if I was you. No side effects here.

Same story for me. 2 nurses scrubbing me up, I was feeling good and then they said the doctor will be in shortly, don't worry he's real good. I said, what do you mean he? Ruined the fantasy but procedure and recover was easy. A little tug that you feel in your throat and a little smoke. After that, you walk a little different on the way out but no bigee.

 

[JL95]

Joey diaz has a good sound bite about getting it done. Shrimp dickin it on the table. I will say mentally you can't even fluff up in that scenario lmao it is what it is.


I got it done a few years back and wish I hadn't. The doctor had trouble with my left and really had problems getting correct access. I had pains for the better part of the year. Then i got this new thing going on whenever I get sick I get epididymitis. It swells. Went to the ER with a fuckin baseball sized nut lmao. Still haven't been tested to see if it worked.

 

[pkrrvr619]

Procedure is a 3 outta 10 for pain, more discomfort for 3 min.

Recovery is same.

Best part of recovery is you can make shit up. “Babe doctor said sit on the couch the whole day, need a refill of this drink.”

Or “honey doctor said after a week of healing I need a release every day for another week to keep the healing process going.”

Modify as you see fit.

 

[4Waters]

Procedure is a 3 outta 10 for pain, more discomfort for 3 min.

Recovery is same.

Best part of recovery is you can make shit up. “Babe doctor said sit on the couch the whole day, need a refill of this drink.”

Or “honey doctor said after a week of healing I need a release every day for another week to keep the healing process going.”

Modify as you see fit.

"Doc said we should do anal for the next few weeks to be safe"

Is that good? Just trying to get a good handle on this since it might come up

 

[Mandelon]

I couldn't hop out of the back of my truck onto the ground for about a year after. It would hurt inside. LOL, now I'm too old for that anyway.

 

[whiteworks]

Personally I like waking around with a loaded gun and the potential to replicate my greatness at the drop of some pantys

 

[240Hallett]

Procedure is a 3 outta 10 for pain, more discomfort for 3 min.

Recovery is same.

Best part of recovery is you can make shit up. “Babe doctor said sit on the couch the whole day, need a refill of this drink.”

Or “honey doctor said after a week of healing I need a release every day for another week to keep the healing process going.”

Modify as you see fit.

Doc needs a sample to see if it worked. You’re gonna need to spit in a jar.

 

[rivermobster]

This was exactly my thought process until my doctor started saying it was the worst idea ever.

Your doctor is an idiot.

A urologist should be performing the procedure, not him, just so ya know.

As ol milkmoney would say...

Bunchcunts.