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My wife makes me watch. At gun point. Who else watches? Colton got sent home and so it's down to Jason, Garrett or Blake. Blake is a monkey and Jason isn't connecting well. My money is on Garrett.
 

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So when guys date more than 1 girl he is a player.

If guy dates 30 girls on tv he is “such a great guy”

I don’t know about you guys but I don’t want to be chasing some chick that has 30 other dudes dropping loads in her just so I can be on tv. Fuck that.
 

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Do you know the difference between a whore and a bitch? :)
 

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Garret is the winner, google it. Just saved you 8 hours of your life watching the remainder.
 

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Is there only one tv in the house?

No. Shit.

Thisthreadisfuckinkillinme. :)

I know when that stupid shit comes on if I am downstairs, or watching TV, because my lovely wife disappears.

If I go upstairs to go to bed and that stupid shit is on, the TV is magical, it just shuts off as soon as I enter the room. ;)
 

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My wife makes me watch. At gun point. Who else watches? Colton got sent home and so it's down to Jason, Garrett or Blake. Blake is a monkey and Jason isn't connecting well. My money is on Garrett.
And She made you post this thread at gun point, right? Would someone please give Frogman a rose……..?;)
 

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Well, it is somewhat tolerable if there were 20 women to oogle instead of just one that's been put away wet a few times too many.
 

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Never heard of it what is it a sitcom?
 

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I'll pose a hypothetical to all the homophobes. If suffering through the show was a gateway to a great piece of ass, would you do it?
 

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not watching the chick one, but the dude one aint bad if you turn off your ears. bunch of hot crazy women all horned up.
 

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Never...yuck

If my wife watches anything like that she is smart enough to change the channel before I get home and see it...lol (she doesn't watch that garbage ;))
 

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If frogman is a real frogman (much respect) they cant have their man card revoked ever. lol

I believe he has already posted that he is not Military. If he was, he could damn sure start any thread he wants with no reprocussions. :)
 
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No sir.

homophobe. Noted.

How long has reality TV been a time waster?

I'll pose a hypothetical to all the homophobes. If suffering through the show was a gateway to a great piece of ass, would you do it?
 

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That you know of. :)

Stupid shit is prolly on the TV at my house right now. SMH.

Never...yuck

If my wife watches anything like that she is smart enough to change the channel before I get home and see it...lol (she doesn't watch that garbage ;))
 

Cole Trickle

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That you know of. :)

Stupid shit is prolly on the TV at my house right now. SMH.


My wife works and gets home 1.5 hours before me....chances are slim;):D

Honestly aside from sports we never watch network tv. (history,travel,food,sports,car stuff,etc... are typically whats on.)
 

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Tell her you're going to clean the kitchen instead. See how that plays out.
 

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You guys crack me up!

Yes, I watch it and every other lame reality TV show that my wife watches. Why? Because I'm smart. That's why. :D

Would you rather be lying on a bed or sitting on a couch next to your hot-ass Asian wife who is wearing next -to-nothing....pretending to give two shits about whats on the TV......or.....

Would you rather be playing cards with your buddies in some clapped out garage pretending to be "Kicking ass!?"

You fools be tripping! I'll take the hot-ass wife wearing next-to-nothing ANY day over you guys! LMFAO! :D
 

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You guys crack me up!

Yes, I watch it and every other lame reality TV show that my wife watches. Why? Because I'm pussy whipped. That's why. :D

Would you rather be lying on a bed or sitting on a couch next to your hot-ass Asian wife who is wearing next -to-nothing....pretending to give two shits about whats on the TV......or.....

Would you rather be playing cards with your buddies in some clapped out garage pretending to be "Kicking ass!?"

You fools be tripping! I'll take the hot-ass wife wearing next-to-nothing ANY day over you guys! LMFAO! :D
Fixed it for ya
 

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Well we have kids...so....none of that is happenin anyway. :)

Would you rather be lying on a bed or sitting on a couch next to your hot-ass Asian wife who is wearing next -to-nothing....pretending to give two shits about whats on the TV......or.....
 

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Brother we have four kids and a dog so dont give me that shit!!! :D

Pussy-whipped or not Rvrluvr, I am HAPPILY enjoying my fair share of T&A! Dont hate! :D
 

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Just to prove my point, I sent a screenshot of this nonsense to my wife. She replied and asked "Trying to get brownie points?"

I replied to her and said I was. I asked her if it was working and she said ABSOLUTELY!

Dont call me after 9 bitches! I'll be busy!

:D
 

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No wonder wsuwrhr is the way he is....


Poor guy never gets laid. [emoji23]

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I don't give a shit what the dog sees, that is it's prolem....:)

Its all good.

You do what you gotta do. I don't think my kids want to see momma in her negligie on the couch, no matter what your kids see. :)

Brother we have four kids and a dog so dont give me that shit!!! :D

Pussy-whipped or not Rvrluvr, I am HAPPILY enjoying my fair share of T&A! Dont hate! :D
 

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Hey man, nothing wrong with that dooooood....getyourselfsomeanddontcallme. :)

Just to prove my point, I sent a screenshot of this nonsense to my wife. She replied and asked "Trying to get brownie points?"

I replied to her and said I was. I asked her if it was working and she said ABSOLUTELY!

Dont call me after 9 bitches! I'll be busy!

:D
 

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This thread.

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