that didn't last long,... I need a bigger goat!

[Bigbore500r]

Which is better, 2, 3 or a 4 horned goat? Which one pulls my cart out of the hole better?

Yes

 

[MisplacedSooner]

The Panty Dropper Goat...

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

Dilemma: I placed an ad on Craigslist to sell my goat. I have buyers on their way (phone's been ringing off the hook) to purchase the goat. I noticed I made a huge mistake in the ad and way undervalued my goat what do I do???

Just tell these people the price is now "Higher than goat pussy." They will go away.

 

[playdeep]

GOAT
G razing
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A nother
T housand

 

[mothershipper]

Sorry misplacedsooner - had to one up your post

 

[JDub24]

2 goats, one boat.

 

[rivergames]

Just stop by your local Mosque and they will trade you 4 sheep for that goat!

 

[Runs2rch]

Is one goat power equal, less or more than one horsepower?

 

[Activated]

Who are you guys using for Goat insurance?

I have tried one of the members here, and he never called me back. My new goat is over 500 goatpower, and my current insurance company won’t cover me. Any ideas?

 

[Dan Lorenze]

My Goat has been in the shop for 3 years. I'm hoping it will be done by desert storm. Can someone drive by the place and see if it's still there?

 

[spectra3279]

Goat hooves, how often should you change them, and should I buy the certs?

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[LargeOrangeFont]

My Goat has been in the shop for 3 years. I'm hoping it will be done by desert storm. Can someone drive by the place and see if it's still there?

Someone left the gate open there at the shop and your goat wandered off. Sorry. Last time I saw it you goat was all dirty and faded from being out in the sun and not covered up.

 

[fishing fool]

Where do I get my "goating card"

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

Anyone ever have trouble getting there goat on plane when its loaded heavy?

I have it registered as a emotional support animal but Southwest makes it ride in the cargo hold due to a full cabin

Did you try goading the flight attendants?

 

[Dan Lorenze]

Someone left the gate open there at the shop and your goat wandered off. Sorry. Last time I saw it you goat was all dirty and faded from being out in the sun and not covered up.

Shit, now I gotta get him groomed. FML

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

Where do I get my "goating card"

From the Goat US website. The card costs 10 goats though.

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

Goat hooves, how often should you change them, and should I buy the certs?

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You need mule hooves on your goat. They will last longer and not blowout when you are out on a trot.

 

[Bigbore500r]

This thread has goat my attention. Almost Forgoat about RDP!

 

[c_land]

Thinking about moving to havasu for the good goating, any advice? How are the schools for the Kidds?

 

[ChevelleSB406]

Have you tried a different crop??

This is not getting nearly the recognition it deserves, well played sir.

 

[rvrrun]

 

[ChevelleSB406]

In order to carry more passengers are you looking for a deck goat? This is the only sample I could find of a deck goat, and luckily, it appears as if no plywood was used in its construction.

 

[nowski]

One of my favorite intro's to a Pink Floyd song (Dog's). You've Goat to be Crazy!!! You've gotta have a real need, you gotta sleep on your toes and when your on the street, you've got to be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed...

 

[ChevelleSB406]

Well, I guess that's enough internet for today, smh.

 

[shintoooo]

Now that you sold your goat, you can be a goat bitch!!

 

[DC-88]

My goat's mangy coat, hooves, and undercarriage need some serious love and attention. Even though I'm normally against this sort of thing, since this is MY goat..... who is the rdp "hookup" for a high quality bro deal and/ or who has employees with the proper tools I can hire for cash$ on the side to get this work done like yesterday? Thanks in advance!

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

This is not getting nearly the recognition it deserves, well played sir.

Agreed. This is gold.

 

[Rvrluvr]

Dont forget your goat leggins

 

[buck35]

Have you tried a different crop??

Perhaps a riding crop is fine with a small load ,butt who knows...

 

[rightytighty]

No response from 2FF. Hope this thread didn’t get his goat.

 

[musicFunsun]

Hilarious!!

 

[was thatguy]

The solution is clear...

 

[rvrrun]

View attachment 644942 The solution is clear...

but can it still fly?

 

[rvrrun]

I saw these on the way up to P.V., would it be considered a herd or a fleet?

 

[batterup]

I kind of feel like 2FF is being used as a scapegoat in this thread.

 

[was thatguy]

I saw these on the way up to P.V., would it be considered a herd or a fleet? View attachment 645029 View attachment 645030

Yes

 

[rvrrun]

There's not a ruminant of dignity left in this thread.

 

[batterup]

Maybe you just need more goat power.

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

I saw these on the way up to P.V., would it be considered a herd or a fleet? View attachment 645029 View attachment 645030

That would be an armada of gotes.

 

[cofooter]

When men were men and goats were nervous.

 

[Dalton]

I assume that this goat will be for sale soon? Would you be interested in trading for a Shetland?

black nail/hoove polish, sun glasses, and a haircut and itll be on the market for a 25% markup

 

[MisplacedSooner]

ewe have to be kidding me......

 

[Dan Lorenze]

As far as my Goat goes, I was thinking about Needles.. How do Goats do in Needles?

 

[MisplacedSooner]

My Goat Smoked A Cigarette.

 

[milkmoney]

What a bunch of goat fuckers [emoji202]

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[LargeOrangeFont]

What a bunch of goat fuckers [emoji202]

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That’s goat baller to you.

 

[Gelcoater]

That’s goat baller to you.

BNAG!
Thug Life style.

 

[nowski]

How to detail your goat

Hey Gelcoater, have you ever thought of changing your screen name to "GelGoater" ???

 

[rvrrun]

What a bunch of goat fuckers [emoji202]

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I don't know what that goat told you, but it's a lie!

 

[Gelcoater]

Hey Gelcoater, have you ever thought of changing your screen name to "GelGoater" ???

I’m thinking about starting a thread called GelGoat 101.
Anyone thinking about getting into goats, I think there are a couple of goat molds for sale around here.