that didn't last long,... I need a bigger goat!

[LargeOrangeFont]

I have taken my goat out a few times pulling my duel axel cart full of my family and friends and there is not enough room for all of us. I think I am over this small goat and need a larger one again to pull a bigger cart.


What is a small fuggy goat worth??

Anyone know where I can get my cart converted to a triple axel?

 

[Q4mtxUS]

It’s “FUGGY GOAT”...hello....

 

[RiverDave]

SMH...

M.RDP.G.A!

RD

 

[milkmoney]

Fucking classic. [emoji106] [emoji202]

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[HB2Havasu]

How much are you selling your goat for? Want to trade for a Cheetah?

 

[Gelcoater]

Having a goat might attract the wrong kind of neighbors.

 

[Q4mtxUS]

Having a goat might attract the wrong kind of neighbors.

“I swear to god”...”I was just helping the goat over the fence officer”...

 

[pwerwagn]

That’s the holy grail of goats!!!

 

[rvrrun]

I see this going good places.

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

It’s “FUGGY GOAT”...hello....

True. Fixed.

 

[DirtyWhiteDog]

Have you tried a different poop ?

 

[Gelcoater]

How to detail your goat

 

[Gelcoater]

How to detune your goat

 

[JDub24]

Have you tried a different crop??

 

[DirtyWhiteDog]

Maybe step up to duel goats. Problem is keeping them stock and equally tuned.

 

[Gelcoater]

Is this a cool goat?

 

[Activated]

Baddest MOFO in the corral.

 

[Rvrluvr]

This thread is baaaaaaad in many ways

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

My goat has these old rectangle windshields. Anyone know who can make me some new round ones?

 

[nowski]

Dilemma: I placed an ad on Craigslist to sell my goat. I have buyers on their way (phone's been ringing off the hook) to purchase the goat. I noticed I made a huge mistake in the ad and way undervalued my goat what do I do???

 

[rivermobster]

Solid work.

 

[Icky]

 

[TomD]

How to test your goat with a towel?

 

[Dan Lorenze]

LargeOrangeFont,

 

[bryzmon]

I have a jet gote.

 

[Dalton]

How to detail your goat

goats too small, carts too fast, how can I slow this thing down?

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

I have a jet gote.

Well played.

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

goats too small, carts too fast, how can I slow this thing down?

You need bigger hooves.

 

[playdeep]

Wishing RDP still had thread of the quarter/ year...
Serious candidate here.

Nicely played...

 

[Bigbore500r]

Other than the size of the goat, are you OK with its power? Ever feel like it needs to be restrained, or a throttle stop of sorts?

 

[RiverDave]

Wishing RDP still had thread of the quarter/ year...
Serious candidate here.

Nicely played...

Who said we didn't?

This one wouldn't win in the long haul though as humorous as it is..

RD

 

[Bigbore500r]

I thought my “best coat for large natural chests” was a good one, till half you fuckers took it seriously and started recommending tailors and clothing stores

 

[coolchange]

If it overheats on the Hills, throw a towel at it that'll let you know if it's engaged or not.

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

Have you tried a different crop??

I’m now feeding my goat corn and getting a lot of soot out the back of my goat. Should I switch to grain?

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

Who said we didn't?

This one wouldn't win in the long haul though as humorous as it is..

RD

If one or two goat related comments become part of the RDP lexicon, this thread will be a success.

“Jet Gote” and “Did you try another crop?” are amazing.

 

[mswasey]

Utah company uses goats to clear urban lawns https://www.ksl.com/?sid=46321403

 

[welldigger00]

HOLY FUC...... THIS THREAD DELIVERS......BADDEST THREAD ON THE WATER........HEY LAMM......


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[coolchange]

I assume that this goat will be for sale soon? Would you be interested in trading for a Shetland?

 

[MisplacedSooner]

You've goat to be kidding me....

 

[rvrrun]

I’m now feeding my goat corn and getting a lot of soot out the back of my goat. Should I switch to grain?

Fill it with nitrogen instead.

 

[wsuwrhr]

You thought that was serious? That was a play, on your play. Try and keep up.

I thought my “best coat for large natural chests” was a good one, till half you fuckers took it seriously and started recommending tailors and clothing stores

 

[buck35]

I thought my “best coat for large natural chests” was a good one, till half you fuckers took it seriously and started recommending tailors and clothing stores

Doh! Guilty as charged. ..

 

[Bigbore500r]

Anyone ever have trouble getting there goat on plane when its loaded heavy?

I have it registered as a emotional support animal but Southwest makes it ride in the cargo hold due to a full cabin

 

[Q4mtxUS]

Anyone ever have trouble getting there goat on plane when its loaded heavy?

I have it registered as a emotional support animal but Southwest makes it ride in the cargo hold due to a full cabin

Fuck SWA

 

[Gelcoater]

Anyone ever have trouble getting there goat on plane when its loaded heavy?

I have it registered as a emotional support animal but Southwest makes it ride in the cargo hold due to a full cabin

 

[fishing fool]

Is she having twins????

 

[c_land]

Anyone ever have trouble getting there goat on plane when its loaded heavy?

With the added weight of his family, his cart would benefit from dual outboard goats.

 

[Trash]

Which is better, 2, 3 or a 4 horned goat? Which one pulls my cart out of the hole better?

 

[Bigbore500r]

With the added weight of his family, his cart would benefit from dual outboard goats.

Sometimes I think 2 goats is the answer. A big one for hauling the gang, and a small one for fun. But the thought of storing 2 goats, operating 2 goats, and washing 2 goats turns me off, so we are a 1 goat family

 

[Bigbore500r]

Who are you guys using for Goat insurance?