Thailand here we come!

[HavaToon]

Late morning happy hour by the pool.

Thai Sunset and Azure Delight.

 

[HavaToon]

Lunch

 

[HavaToon]

Jet ski tour of the 5 islands

 

[HavaToon]

Top of the world...aka the lobby

 

[RiverDave]

Place looks amazing!

 

[HavaToon]

Final dinner in Koh Samui.

 

[HavaToon]

Place looks amazing!

Koh Samui really is amazing, and incredibly relaxing. We are off to Phuket tomorrow for a totally different experience.

 

[HavaToon]

Leaving Koh Samui

 

[HavaToon]

Made it to our resort in Phuket Waiting for our personal driver to take us on a tour of Phuket

 

[HavaToon]

Big Buddha view from our resort

 

[HavaToon]

Room with a view

 

[HavaToon]

Cashew Nut Factory! You can try everything, and we sure did. Bringing home some goodies.

 

[HavaToon]

Lunch at the Phuket Fish Market was amazing! Spring rolls, wok fried soft shell crab and grilled tiger prawns washed down with a Chang Bomber.

 

[Jimmy]

Are u going to get to see any ladyboy shows while ya there?

 

[HavaToon]

Are u going to get to see any ladyboy shows while ya there?

My wife wants nothing to do with those shows.

 

[HavaToon]

Kata View Point.

 

[HavaToon]

Big Buddha

 

[HavaToon]

Elephant trekking

 

[HavaToon]

Chalong Temple

 

[Old Texan]

Great stuff....Thanks for sharing and have a great trip.:thumbsup:thumbsup

 

[riverroyal]

My wife wants nothing to do with those shows.

just your wife? we learn something everyday


great pics, I would never think of a trip there. For some reason its just not in my head. But its a fascinating place for sure.

 

[YoPengo]

Looks like an amazing trip. Thanks for sharing.

 

[Jimmy]

My wife wants nothing to do with those shows.

All jokes aside i heard that somewhere between 10-15% of all thai males become "Kathoey" and they are stunning, definitely a cutural experience to see, even just seeing them down the street in bangkok.

Im liking the trip, looks good thanx for sharing.

 

[spectra3279]

All jokes aside i heard that somewhere between 10-15% of all thai males become "Kathoey" and they are stunning, definitely a cutural experience to see, even just seeing them down the street in bangkok.

Im liking the trip, looks good thanx for sharing.

If she looks to pretty, it ain't a she.

 

[76 Hondo]

My wife wants nothing to do with those shows.

Your wife noted!

 

[HavaToon]

Her name was beer

 

[HavaToon]

Phuket Old Town

 

[C-2]

Thanks for sharing :thumbsup

 

[maliburacer]

how is the humidity??

 

[HavaToon]

how is the humidity??

Intense, sweaty all the time.

 

[HavaToon]

Lunch at Kopitiam by Wilai in Phuket Old Town. 2016 TripAdvisor award winner. Indoor and outdoor, we chose the air conditioned side. TripAdvisor didn't let us down, food was AMAZING!

Chicken Satay, Penang Curry Chicken and Pad Thai Shrimp.

 

[HavaToon]

Patong is crazy! It's like the Vegas of Phuket, but Vegas is tame in comparison. Thai massage...hookers of all flavors. Ping Pong and F...ing shows offered every 2 feet. Guess what he's doing! One of the thousands of massage places. After dark everything goes to another level or 10. We survived, barley. Made it home in a Tuk-Tuk.

 

[HavaToon]

An electricians worst nightmare. The hum coming from the wires is scary.

 

[Elkidmino]

Reading over the "menu:"

#15: Fucking Show - Okay
#22: Mouse Show - Interesting....
#24: Turtle Show - :eek

 

[HavaToon]

Reading over the "menu:"

#15: Fucking Show - Okay
#22: Mouse Show - Interesting....
#24: Turtle Show - :eek

Yep, exactly. It's crazy what they offer. I left it PG, since this is a family forum and all.

 

[outboardrick]

Ok, gotta ask....What's Ping Pong?

 

[Elkidmino]

Ok, gotta ask....What's Ping Pong?

If I'm not mistaken...a "performer" stuffs a ping pong ball(s) in her "purse" and then launches them at you using the power of her pelvic floor muscles.

 

[outboardrick]

If I'm not mistaken...a "performer" stuffs a ping pong ball(s) in her "purse" and then launches them at you using the power of her pelvic floor muscles.

Lol, those pesky Thai girls

 

[JaniG]

Are u going to get to see any ladyboy shows while ya there?

My daughter and I went to Karon Beach in Phuket a couple years ago. On her bucket list was to see a lady show and it was a lot of fun. The men were so feminine and gracious, you almost forgot that they were all men. Beautiful place, and so affordable. We got massages everyday. Thank you for sharing your trip!

 

[spectra3279]

If I'm not mistaken...a "performer" stuffs a ping pong ball(s) in her "purse" and then launches them at you using the power of her pelvic floor muscles.

They are different colored balls also. When I was there in the 90's. One show had a girl that could pop out the color you asked for.

 

[Jimmy]

Theres also whipping bars where they give u lengths of foam lagging and u get to whip the proformers and waitresses as they walk pass.

 

[sirbob]

One of the best trips my wife and I ever had was to Thailand ...

However, we always swore off Bangkok after 1 night.

[video=youtube;tBu-ewMRhkA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBu-ewMRhkA[/video]

 

[HavaToon]

Phi phi islands today, more to come when I get a chance to download the GoPro.

 

[sirbob]

Phi phi islands today, more to come when I get a chance to download the GoPro. View attachment 558643 View attachment 558644 View attachment 558645 View attachment 558646 View attachment 558647 View attachment 558642

That was the scariest boat ride I ever had. My wife and I got on the ferry to head out to that island and raced on boad to get a good seat. As soon as we hit the open water the swells were giant and the bow was plowing really bad.

We grabbed our stuff and climbed on top of the boat. We were afraid we were going to end up in the news as some of the tourist that drowned in the horrific ferry sinking that we were sure was about to happen!

We stayed on the back side of the island for 40 bucks a night and would hike over to the main beach each day. Great spot!

I'll bet it's a little more developed since we were there in 1990. There were only about 10 people on the main beach at any given time then!!!

 

[HavaToon]

That was the scariest boat ride I ever had. My wife and I got on the ferry to head out to that island and raced on boad to get a good seat. As soon as we hit the open water the swells were giant and the bow was plowing really bad.

We grabbed our stuff and climbed on top of the boat. We were afraid we were going to end up in the news as some of the tourist that drowned in the horrific ferry sinking that we were sure was about to happen!

We stayed on the back side of the island for 40 bucks a night and would hike over to the main beach each day. Great spot!

I'll bet it's a little more developed since we were there in 1990. There were only about 10 people on the main beach at any given time then!!!

Water was very smooth for us, and we were on a 38-40 foot V bottom so it did very well.

Now Maya Beach (from the Leonardo DiCaprio movie The Beach) get on average 5000 people a day.

 

[HavaToon]

Last day, only hours until we fly home. Did some last minute shopping in Karon Beach.

 

[HavaToon]

 

[TPC]

This is a great thread. Went RDP Dickman real quick.
Wizard showing a romantic trip and gets hookers and blow responses. :champagne::thumbsup

You avoid the Ladyboys by going to the bars where the girls work and have health cards.
They'll show you or let you do the "St Thomas dip" and feel for yourself. You dip your hand down their ass crack and check for their Holyest of holys.

This is a 1500 Baht ($50) lay.

The good looking ones back to your room are 2000 to 3000 ($75 -$100) Baht and you pay the bar a "bar fine".
If they stay with you for 2 weeks it's 10.000 baht. If you're free balling her there are HIV check Urgent cares storefronts everywhere.
The girl has to give the hotel security/front desk her health card or they usually won't let her in.
You get the cheapo Brits that try and grind down the price so they like Americans that usually don't do that and tip good.

Use a sock. Never use a "freelance". Bigger risk to save $10.

Their are Blow Job bars, hand job bars, Ladyboy bars, soapy massage shops it's all there.
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