Tape Measures

[jimbo5o]

Missing many. I clean up the garage sometimes. I'll have a stack of 8 or 9 of them....they slowly disappear. Only to turn up again later.

I once had a stack of seven left gloves. Not a single right glove to be found.

Same here with the left gloves… found out recently that the kids have been using all the right gloves to pick up dog shit then throw them away with the crap.

 

[mobldj]

remember when harbor frieght used to give them out for free with coupon.probably have 8 of those bitches in garage drawer.haha

 

[BB132]

Check out
www.gogotape.com

 

[RiverDave]

WERE THE FUK DO THEY GO? I have bought hundreds of them, can't find any.

I swear there is some little tape measure muncher.

Rant over

I think I buy four or five a year.. my son always takes them.

 

[boatdoc55]

I know exactly where mine are. The wife has them all. She has two in the kitchen drawer, three in the buffet, two more in her shed and another in her nightstand with the same compliment at our River pad. Every time I buy one for my tool box she manages to acquire another new one. It has been a point of argument for many years because she always claims that she bought them even when I scribe my my name on it she just says that "anyone can write their name on stuff and that doesn't mean anything". I finally gave up on having one of my own (just not worth the argument) and just ask to borrow one of hers, of course the request is usually met with "what happened to yours". it's best to say I lost it.

Maybe I shouldn't ask but I gotsta know, why does your wife have one in her nightstand??????

 

[The Prisoner]

Maybe I shouldn't ask but I gotsta know, why does your wife have one in her nightstand??????

 

[LuauLounge]

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[Rajobigguy]

Maybe I shouldn't ask but I gotsta know, why does your wife have one in her nightstand??????

I actually did laugh out loud when I read that. I guess we all have stds. that need to be lived up to.

 

[Ziggy]

I actually did laugh out loud when I read that. I guess we all have stds. that need to be lived up to.

You have STD's??

.

 

[Rajobigguy]

You have STD's??

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Guess for this particular post spelling it out would have been more appropriate. Standards

 

[boatdoc55]

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I was watching a couple Clint clips just before I posted that and thought it seemed appropriate.

 

[02HoWaRd26]

I set the one I’m using down then end up finding the one I’m missing when i go to pick it up again.

 

[Jed-O]

You have STD's??

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Shiny Thing Disorder...

 

[rivermobster]

Check with your 10mm socket. He knows where it is.

You should tell the story about my missing knife...