Stupider every day

[rrrr]

We just landed at the airport in Albuquerque, going to visit Dad. I'm downstairs by the baggage claim, there's not very many people around, and Fonda went to buy a bottle of water. I know the airport well. There's a set of restrooms tucked under a stairwell near the baggage claim, so I wandered over there to unload some liquid.

I made the two 90° turns at the entrance, and entered the main area of the restroom. Just then a toilet flushed, the stall door right in front of me opened, and a good looking woman in her thirties walked out.

We stared at each other for a second, and being the smart guy I am, realized something wasn't right, and made the obvious but stupid comment.

Me: "Uh, I'm in the wrong restroom."

Her (without any indication the situation is awkward and the old man standing in front of her is tragically stupid): "I believe you may be right."

I retreated.

 

[BabyRay]

We just landed at the airport in Albuquerque, going to visit Dad. I'm downstairs by the baggage claim, there's not very many people around, and Fonda went to buy a bottle of water. I know the airport well. There's a set of restrooms tucked under a stairwell near the baggage claim, so I wandered over there to unload some liquid.

I made the two 90° turns at the entrance, and entered the main area of the restroom. Just then a toilet flushed, the stall door right in front of me opened, and a good looking woman in her thirties walked out.

We stared at each other for a second, and being the smart guy I am, realized something wasn't right, and made the obvious but stupid comment.

Me: "Uh, I'm in the wrong restroom."

Her (without any indication the situation is awkward and the old man standing in front of her is tragically stupid): "I believe you may be right."

I retreated.

Did that in a crowded restaurant once. As I walked out of the ladies’ room, I took a quick look around to make sure nobody I knew had seen me, only to realize that a vendor rep was standing right there in the packed entrance area. He was looking at me like he just didn’t know what to say. I gave him a sheepish “hi” and moved on to our table.

 

[DarkHorseRacing]

Well I was celebrating my 30th in Vermont and had a few too many. I wandered into the women’s room by accident, went in a stall and let one rip. I knew I was in trouble when some female voice pipes up from a few stalls down that I might want to try some anti-gas pills.

I figured I’m already in trouble so I finish my business and wait for the other lady to leave. When it’s all quiet I check under the stall row for feet and hastily make for the door and got out without being spotted.

Went into the men’s room and washed my hands and had a good laugh.

 

[Willie B]

…Well Yeah…she was in the wring restriom…

 

[spectra3279]

It mustard been a tranny

 

[JJ McClure]

I no longer care which brand of restroom I use. I identify as having to pee.

 

[Happy Smitty]

Yeah I panic when I walk in a public restroom and don't see urinals. The women is the restroom usually confirm my suspicions.

 

[SoCalDave]

Yeah did that mistake twice in one night...

 

[was thatguy]

In Albuquerque does it really matter?

 

[Flatsix66]

I did something like that. Flew overnight to London, had to present the next day at the Royal Ascot event center. Apparently, in this event center, our little group had one conference going on and a much bigger women's conference was also going on in the same place. My internal time clock being off I felt the need to do a number 2 at a strange time of day, went into the common area of the event center and found the restroom. I thought that this bathroom is huge and nobody around. As I'm sitting in the stall doing my business I guess the women's group took break time and all at once a giant crowd of women came into my restroom, cackling and giggling, pulling the door handle. At that moment I realized I was in the wrong shitter. After about an hour of hiding, after the break was over I emerged...

 

[rivermobster]

Yeah I panic when I walk in a public restroom and don't see urinals. The women is the restroom usually confirm my suspicions.

X2 on the missing urinals...

DOH!

 

[Sharky]

Yeah I panic when I walk in a public restroom and don't see urinals. The women is the restroom usually confirm my suspicions.

Just piss in the sink.

 

[playdeep]

We just landed at the airport in Albuquerque, going to visit Dad. I'm downstairs by the baggage claim, there's not very many people around, and Fonda went to buy a bottle of water. I know the airport well. There's a set of restrooms tucked under a stairwell near the baggage claim, so I wandered over there to unload some liquid.

I made the two 90° turns at the entrance, and entered the main area of the restroom. Just then a toilet flushed, the stall door right in front of me opened, and a good looking woman in her thirties walked out.

We stared at each other for a second, and being the smart guy I am, realized something wasn't right, and made the obvious but stupid comment.

Me: "Uh, I'm in the wrong restroom."

Her (without any indication the situation is awkward and the old man standing in front of her is tragically stupid): "I believe you may be right."

I retreated.

You gonna go visit the 'pink house on Montgomery?(Big smile).

 

[Ziggy]

We just landed at the airport in Albuquerque, going to visit Dad. I'm downstairs by the baggage claim, there's not very many people around, and Fonda went to buy a bottle of water. I know the airport well. There's a set of restrooms tucked under a stairwell near the baggage claim, so I wandered over there to unload some liquid.

I made the two 90° turns at the entrance, and entered the main area of the restroom. Just then a toilet flushed, the stall door right in front of me opened, and a good looking woman in her thirties walked out.

We stared at each other for a second, and being the smart guy I am, realized something wasn't right, and made the obvious but stupid comment.

Me: "Uh, I'm in the wrong restroom."

Her (without any indication the situation is awkward and the old man standing in front of her is tragically stupid): "I believe you may be right."

I retreated.

Apparently you don't know the airport as well as you claimed.

 

[Wedgy]

Well, discretion is the better part of Valor.

 

[jetboatperformance]

When its a small "venue" eg a "two door deal" , one for split tails and one for guys , Ill try the door and if I gotta go I'm not proud I'll go in either one anymore . As I age I find once the idea and need arises Its not smart to wait ...................NEVER trust a fart over 50

 

[Rajobigguy]

I think that I get the award for awkward bathroom stories. Back in HS I worked for an outfit that rewound street sweeper brooms. I was out making deliveries and when I got to the Brea public works facilities I needed to take a leak so I asked where the restroom was and was directed to go through the door to the right. When I got there I started looking around the locker rm. and see the most unusual urinal I've ever seen. Usually urinals afford some minimal privacy but this thing is a big round basin where apparently you get to show off your equipment because everyone would need to stand around in a circle in full view of one another. Weird but when in Rome so I start relieving myself when the double doors next to this weird urinal open and there I am standing there looking into a lunchroom full of people staring at me. I guess it turns out that it wasn't the first time I'd seen a urinal like that , it was the first time I had seen a sink like that.

 

[fat rat]

I don’t think it really matters anymore……with all the weird shit going on!

 

[17 10 Flat]

Walked into women's bathroom is a Sams Club. Custodian in women's bathroom says SIR you are in the wrong restroom.
I just asked....did you just assume my gender OMG the apology started. I walked out, into correct bathroom.

She outside rearranging her cart and as I walked by said Gotcha.....she just started laughing.

 

[v6toy4x]

I just did the same thing at the lake a few weeks back accept no one was the wiser.
I caught on right after I told myself, "how strange there are no urenils" then as I was about to exit the stall it hit me.

I ran like a scared bitch!!

 

[grumpy88]

I think that I get the award for awkward bathroom stories. Back in HS I worked for an outfit that rewound street sweeper brooms. I was out making deliveries and when I got to the Brea public works facilities I needed to take a leak so I asked where the restroom was and was directed to go through the door to the right. When I got there I started looking around the locker rm. and see the most unusual urinal I've ever seen. Usually urinals afford some minimal privacy but this thing is a big round basin where apparently you get to show off your equipment because everyone would need to stand around in a circle in full view of one another. Weird but when in Rome so I start relieving myself when the double doors next to this weird urinal open and there I am standing there looking into a lunchroom full of people staring at me. I guess it turns out that it wasn't the first time I'd seen a urinal like that , it was the first time I had seen a sink like that.

They have one of those fancy handwashing fountains at a motor shop in downtown Los Angeles. Has a foot pedal for water . Thing is cool . I can see your confusion ! Lol

 

[MPHSystems]

We just landed at the airport in Albuquerque, going to visit Dad. I'm downstairs by the baggage claim, there's not very many people around, and Fonda went to buy a bottle of water. I know the airport well. There's a set of restrooms tucked under a stairwell near the baggage claim, so I wandered over there to unload some liquid.

I made the two 90° turns at the entrance, and entered the main area of the restroom. Just then a toilet flushed, the stall door right in front of me opened, and a good looking woman in her thirties walked out.

We stared at each other for a second, and being the smart guy I am, realized something wasn't right, and made the obvious but stupid comment.

Me: "Uh, I'm in the wrong restroom."

Her (without any indication the situation is awkward and the old man standing in front of her is tragically stupid): "I believe you may be right."

I retreated.

Didn’t you eat your headphones a few months back?

 

[Kachina26]

I think that I get the award for awkward bathroom stories. Back in HS I worked for an outfit that rewound street sweeper brooms. I was out making deliveries and when I got to the Brea public works facilities I needed to take a leak so I asked where the restroom was and was directed to go through the door to the right. When I got there I started looking around the locker rm. and see the most unusual urinal I've ever seen. Usually urinals afford some minimal privacy but this thing is a big round basin where apparently you get to show off your equipment because everyone would need to stand around in a circle in full view of one another. Weird but when in Rome so I start relieving myself when the double doors next to this weird urinal open and there I am standing there looking into a lunchroom full of people staring at me. I guess it turns out that it wasn't the first time I'd seen a urinal like that , it was the first time I had seen a sink like that.

You’re not special, one of our Needles crews did the same when I was working in Barstow. I figured he just wasn’t used to indoor plumbing being from Needles and all.

 

[Mandelon]

As a kid one of those weird memories that stick with you was at Dodger stadium. Maybe 1969-- 1970ish. Dad took us to a ball game. I'm just a little kid but had to pee, so we went to men's room. They had a round urinal. Everyone pissed facing each other.

Little me was a bit shell shocked to see all these old guys with giant gray bushes and wrinkly dicks. LOL Back then it was standard stuff. Lots of guys back from WW2. Korea, Viet Nam. Not much privacy for bathroom business. High schools still had group showers. I have never seen another bathroom with one of these. I'm pretty sure dad just propped me up on the edge and I did my thing.

 

[Kachina26]

As a kid one of those weird memories that stick with you was at Dodger stadium. Maybe 1969-- 1970ish. Dad took us to a ball game. I'm just a little kid but had to pee, so we went to men's room. They had a round urinal. Everyone pissed facing each other.

Little me was a bit shell shocked to see all these old guys with giant gray bushes and wrinkly dicks. LOL Back then it was standard stuff. Lots of guys back from WW2. Korea, Viet Nam. Not much privacy for bathroom business. High schools still had group showers. I have never seen another bathroom with one of these. I'm pretty sure dad just propped me up on the edge and I did my thing.

That’s a hand washing basin.

 

[rrrr]

Didn’t you eat your headphones a few months back?

That was another member. He ate his Bluetooth buds.

I did accidentally swallow my earplugs back in 2020.

It all comes out in the end

I have a small dish next to my bed that I put my night time pill doses into. I also keep my foam earplugs in the dish. When I'm ready to go to sleep, I put my earplugs in, then tip the dish into my mouth and take the pills with some water. Two nights ago I was a little distracted when I took my...

www.riverdavesplace.com

 

[Mandelon]

That’s a hand washing basin.

LOL, look how low it is... I don't think so. Maybe they added hand sanitizers to it. But this is what it looked like, but even larger.

Maybe this one?

 

[rrrr]

LOL, look how low it is... I don't think so. Maybe they added hand sanitizers to it. But this is what it looked like, but even larger.

Maybe this one?

In the 80s I installed 54 of these in three 3 story Army barracks at Fort Sam Houston in San Antonio. I was the mechanical superintendent on the project. I've always called them Bradley sinks. They were the inventors and patent holders.

 

[Kachina26]

LOL, look how low it is... I don't think so. Maybe they added hand sanitizers to it. But this is what it looked like, but even larger.

Maybe this one?

Sink too.
This is the best I can find, but I too have memories of a double sided trough from the Orange Show Speedway. No kid should have to have dicks at eye level like that.

 

[rrrr]

This is one of many identical men's restrooms at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. You hafta step up and unzip, and hope the guys beside you aren't going to laugh.

 

[Chili Palmer]

This is one of many identical men's restrooms at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. You hafta step up and unzip, and hope the guys beside you aren't going to laugh.



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That’s pretty much like the one at Dodger Stadium. I remember when my boys were little and I had to take them to the bathroom and they saw the trough - they were like how does this work? I told them you just whip it out and go like everyone else in here. Unfortunately they weren’t all enough so I had to hold them up on the edge. They thought it was the greatest thing. But then again when we got our first boat and their first time we went to the river it was February and they had to go to the bathroom. They got the biggest kick standing on the swim step and peeing in the water. But I had to tell them to turn away from the people on shore. I felt like I raised a couple of exhibitionists.

 

[17 10 Flat]

This is one of many identical men's restrooms at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. You hafta step up and unzip, and hope the guys beside you aren't going to laugh.



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UH next door would have to be looking in order to laugh.....thats a whole different issue.

 

[SoCalDave]

A couple years ago we were at the Orange County Fair and I had gone to the men's room when we got there. Fast forward a few beers/hours later and I happen to have to go again at the same restroom. Now the sign showed men's/women's on both bathrooms and the line of Karen's was about 20 deep at both. Me knowing which one had the urinals I marched right past them all. One Karen said to me "hey you can't cut the line" I looked right at her and asked her if she was going to piss in the urinal. They all laughed as I proceeded to enter and relieve my bladder.

 

[BabyRay]

UH next door would have to be looking in order to laugh.....thats a whole different issue.

Looking? Even talking isn’t allowed! Them’s the rules!

 

[coolchange]

Blasting up the 10 a late PM not long ago had to hit the rest stop at the bottom of chiraco summit.
Situation urgent, I blast out of the truck and head to the restroom.
First one is women’s so next one has to be it right?
Blow in the door, huh this is different. Individual stalls with full length standard doors.
Go in and handle my business and start thinking “ this must be one of THOSE rest stops”?
Open the door to leave and some lady with a little shitlap dog is just looking at me wide eyed. Just blew right by her and didn’t even acknowledge her.
Jumped back in the rent-a-car and I hit the cruise control…. Laughing my ass off.

 

[17 10 Flat]

Looking? Even talking isn’t allowed! Them’s the rules!

Agree, I avoid eye contact, and talking in restrooms and locker rooms.

 

[17 10 Flat]

As a kid one of those weird memories that stick with you was at Dodger stadium. Maybe 1969-- 1970ish. Dad took us to a ball game. I'm just a little kid but had to pee, so we went to men's room. They had a round urinal. Everyone pissed facing each other.

Little me was a bit shell shocked to see all these old guys with giant gray bushes and wrinkly dicks. LOL Back then it was standard stuff. Lots of guys back from WW2. Korea, Viet Nam. Not much privacy for bathroom business. High schools still had group showers. I have never seen another bathroom with one of these. I'm pretty sure dad just propped me up on the edge and I did my thing.

Our junior high and high school had those but they were for hand washing. Unirals were on the walls.

 

[LuauLounge]

Fanny Ann's Saloon in Old Sacramento......Since 1973

 

[coolchange]

Nobody’s going to mention the age old girl at the river question?

 

[grumpy88]

UH next door would have to be looking in order to laugh.....thats a whole different issue.

My buddy likes to joke when he is standing next to people at the urinal . His go to line is , " nice watch bro " ! Lol

 

[shan]

We just landed at the airport in Albuquerque, going to visit Dad. I'm downstairs by the baggage claim, there's not very many people around, and Fonda went to buy a bottle of water. I know the airport well. There's a set of restrooms tucked under a stairwell near the baggage claim, so I wandered over there to unload some liquid.

I made the two 90° turns at the entrance, and entered the main area of the restroom. Just then a toilet flushed, the stall door right in front of me opened, and a good looking woman in her thirties walked out.

We stared at each other for a second, and being the smart guy I am, realized something wasn't right, and made the obvious but stupid comment.

Me: "Uh, I'm in the wrong restroom."

Her (without any indication the situation is awkward and the old man standing in front of her is tragically stupid): "I believe you may be right."

I retreated.

I did that once to drop the Browns off at the Super Bowl in Needles. They have showers there, so I'm doing my business, and start to smell fragrances that aren't very manly, and think to myself, do you remember seeing the sign on the door? The door was propped open so I guess I made an assumption. I wrapped up and got the Hell out of there before the shower shut off.

 

[17 10 Flat]

My buddy likes to joke when he is standing next to people at the urinal . His go to line is , " nice watch bro " ! Lol

I would get my pants wet cause I'd be gone in an instant.

 

[rrrr]

This is a story I've posted before, it involves a urinal, so it's on topic.

Around 2005 I was at the Chili Bowl, and one of the heat races was about to start. The cars were being pushed into position on the ramp leading onto the track, and I ducked into the restroom that was at the top of the ramp.

The restroom was crowded, of course, and found my way to the only open urinal. It was the last one of the row, next to the wall.

So I'm unzipping, and someone tapped me on the shoulder. I turned my head to look, and there's Tony Stewart. He says "Do you mind if I take your place? This is my lucky urinal, and I gotta get in the car in two minutes".

Uh, sure, Tony.

 

[Shlbyntro]

apparently yall haven't seen the transgender urinals in the Denver Airport