Stepping on your own dick

[4Waters]

Who do we know that would rock these

 

[Mini Kat]

I'm not shy I would. The scary part is I don't need those to leave that imprint..... LMAO

 

[GRADS DONG]

Asking for a friend…link please!

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Asking for a friend…link please!

What's wrong scared to type penis sandals into Google?

 

[bonesfab]

What's wrong scared to type penis sandals into Google?

Penis is probably the first thing that "pops" up when he starts typing.

 

[clarence]

Whoops.

Thought this was an Atlanta Falcons draft thread.

 

[4Waters]

Asking for a friend…link please!

Here you go

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[rivermobster]

Here you go

Dick Flops - Spread Hap-Penis

AT THE REQUEST OF MANY WE NOW HAVE BIGGER SIZES 13/14 AND WHAT WE ARE CALLING SIZE 69 which is really maybe what we would call a size 20 US Leave your mark. Brand the world. Brandish dicks everywhere. Leave people wondering why there is so much Hap-Penis everywhere. Crafted with CareImported...

testicuzzi.com

Those would make nice dress shoes!

 

[C_J_J_C]

I don't know if I would trust that link but Amazon...... Already ordered for $12.66. Even if they suck I already laughed $13 worth.

Hidden Penis Flops, https://a.co/d/djx7znQ

 

[FreeBird236]

Those would make nice dress shoes!

Especially for a Catholic wedding.

 

[Backlash]

"Testicuzzi.com"

Even I'm afraid to click on that site!!

 

[FreeBird236]

"Testicuzzi.com"

Even I'm afraid to click on that site!!

Meh, I think I'd rather have a banana cleaner.

 

[TPC]

What's wrong scared to type penis sandals into Google?

,,,, then the wife clicks on search history,,, then questions.

 

[Kachina26]

,,,, then the wife clicks on search history,,, then questions.

CTRL + SHIFT + N
You can thank me later

 

[n2otoofast4u]

I don't know if I would trust that link but Amazon...... Already ordered for $12.66. Even if they suck I already laughed $13 worth.

Hidden Penis Flops, https://a.co/d/djx7znQ

Not offered in men sizing!

 

[LazyLavey]

my feet aren't big enuff

 

[TPC]

Wife had Maynard bust into the computer to check where the kids were visiting. Blew past all the stops.

One of the boys was a big tit lover. HUGE boobs.
Maynard then balked not wanting to be part of the bust.