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When she wakes up the roses smell her.

Inside her box is another box.

She always arrives for the gangbang...even if it's only a neighborhood bake sale.

The hill Jack and Jill fetched water on was in her backyard and Jack didn't fall accidentally....she sniped his pansy ass for being a skipping, lederhosen wearing, water fetching pussy.
 

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I'd fly her in for some fun. :D
Skank, you should come to FL, plenty of filthy rich old dryballs here with oxygen tanks.
 

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Ohhh...someone told you about my trap door :hmm
I call it my Snatch Hatch.

I thought it was the hand of a hatian that makes all of your clothing out of your "sweat shop". Nice going Kathy Lee.
 

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She's hot, she is funny, and she seems smart as hell too.
Hard combo to beat.
 

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I'd fly her in for some fun. :D
Skank, you should come to FL, plenty of filthy rich old dryballs here with oxygen tanks.

I LOVE crusty, dry balls. When you flick'em a dust cloud hoovers over the crotchal region. I like to snort the fallout.
 

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I thought it was the hand of a hatian that makes all of your clothing out of your "sweat shop". Nice going Kathy Lee.

Im far too racist to have dirty Haitians make my clothing. I've enslaved disabled orphans in my basement for that shit. Im telling ya, those underfed retards work at a feverish pace if you promise them a hug and a bowl of oatmeal. :thumbsup
 

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Im far too racist to have dirty Haitians make my clothing. I've enslaved disabled orphans in my basement for that shit. Im telling ya, those underfed retards work at a feverish pace if you promise them a hug and a bowl of oatmeal. :thumbsup

They sound an awful lot like the people in my head. You wouldn't happen to know if one is named Jerry...2 or 3 chiclets sized teeth, both thumbs missing from a llama accident in San Martin...habitually gambles on dog shows? Tell him I'm sorry and I don't own any hot dog tongs anymore.
 

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I'd let her feel what it's like to be with me, why not she's just another dirty skank!!:D
 

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They sound an awful lot like the people in my head. You wouldn't happen to know if one is named Jerry...2 or 3 chiclets sized teeth, both thumbs missing from a llama accident in San Martin...habitually gambles on dog shows? Tell him I'm sorry and I don't own any hot dog tongs anymore.

Oh, dude..Im sorry to inform you, but I had to put Jerry to sleep last month. It was a horrible blender accident. I placed his pet gold fish in the blender and threatened to fire it up if the goofy-toothed bastard didnt finish my pashmina in time for a date. He sat sobbing like a little bitch for hours, staring at Goldie gleefully swimming in my margarita maker, and he couldnt get his disabled nubbens in motion. SO FUCK 'EM...right?

Goldie was pureed and Ol' Jer went after her with both paws. What good was he to me now without even stumps to work with? Fucking retards, when will they learn.
 

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Oh, dude..Im sorry to inform you, but I had to put Jerry to sleep last month. It was a horrible blender accident. I placed his pet gold fish in the blender and threatened to fire it up if the goofy-toothed bastard didnt finish my pashmina in time for a date. He sat sobbing like a little bitch for hours, staring at Goldie gleefully swimming in my margarita maker, and he couldnt get his disabled nubbens in motion. SO FUCK 'EM...right?

Goldie was pureed and Ol' Jer went after her with both paws. What good was he to me now without even stumps to work with? Fucking retards, when will they learn.
:eek::eek::eek::smackhead
 

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Skanks most memorable quote:

"That bottle of Jack was passed around more than a legless Boy Scout at a NMBLA convention.":smackhead
 

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Oh, dude..Im sorry to inform you, but I had to put Jerry to sleep last month. It was a horrible blender accident. I placed his pet gold fish in the blender and threatened to fire it up if the goofy-toothed bastard didnt finish my pashmina in time for a date. He sat sobbing like a little bitch for hours, staring at Goldie gleefully swimming in my margarita maker, and he couldnt get his disabled nubbens in motion. SO FUCK 'EM...right?

Goldie was pureed and Ol' Jer went after her with both paws. What good was he to me now without even stumps to work with? Fucking retards, when will they learn.

Toothless Joe Jackson I what I used to call him. Stupid thumbless bastard had it coming.

Did you ever end up fully recovering after that persian penile implant accident or is your ocular cyst still oozing? I'm concerned.
 

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Did you ever end up fully recovering after that persian penile implant accident or is your ocular cyst still oozing? I'm concerned.

The wiener implant was a dissappointment and I ripped it off. Apparently those crazy towel heads think 6 inches is a decent sized penis. AS IF.
 

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The wiener implant was a dissappointment and I ripped it off. Apparently those crazy towel heads think 6 inches is a decent sized penis. AS IF.

Take all 6, toss some salad and you're usually happier than a RDP member lost in a free beer garden. It must have been his durka durka crack muff that turned you off. Shawarma is spicey on the way out you know. Walking away from that keeper can be viewed as more disrespectful than driving over fresh dog roadkill in little siagon.
 

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That's sum fine ass white trash there fo shizzy...
 

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how many of yall think she's hot and wild

Uh... apparently I met her.... but I dont really remember. :D

She looks damn hot in her pics though. And, she puts all of us to shame when it comes to demented, sexual humor.

lol!
 

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This thread only confirms that you people have really low standards and horrible taste.
:beer

As long as it isn't you that tastes horrible, ehh?:drool

Me, I believe I have high standards in low places:smackhead
 

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Im far too racist to have dirty Haitians make my clothing. I've enslaved disabled orphans in my basement for that shit. Im telling ya, those underfed retards work at a feverish pace if you promise them a hug and a bowl of oatmeal. :thumbsup


LMAO.. :D

This thread is useless without pic's.....

You gotta catch the live act..

RD
 

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wow she has a lot going for her ..you work it
 

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Snow Bunnies in short skirts :drool
 

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Skank is the shizzle fa shizzo. :thumbsup
 

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we need pic ...and new ones we need pic,,, we need pic
dam im proud of myself got a thread to go 5 page's
 
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