how many of yall think she's hot and wild
how many of yall think she's :hotdevil hot and wild:drool
how many of yall think she's hot and wild
I'd throw a leg on it...:skull:skull:skull![]()
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I'd throw a leg on it...:skull:skull:skull![]()
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Ditto that!!:thumbsup
Only reason I'd throw her out of bed is because there's more room on the floor...
Inside her box is another box.
Ohhh...someone told you about my trap door :hmm
I call it my Snatch Hatch.
I'd fly her in for some fun.
Skank, you should come to FL, plenty of filthy rich old dryballs here with oxygen tanks.
I thought it was the hand of a hatian that makes all of your clothing out of your "sweat shop". Nice going Kathy Lee.
I'd throw a leg on it...:skull:skull:skull![]()
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Im far too racist to have dirty Haitians make my clothing. I've enslaved disabled orphans in my basement for that shit. Im telling ya, those underfed retards work at a feverish pace if you promise them a hug and a bowl of oatmeal. :thumbsup
They sound an awful lot like the people in my head. You wouldn't happen to know if one is named Jerry...2 or 3 chiclets sized teeth, both thumbs missing from a llama accident in San Martin...habitually gambles on dog shows? Tell him I'm sorry and I don't own any hot dog tongs anymore.
Oh, dude..Im sorry to inform you, but I had to put Jerry to sleep last month. It was a horrible blender accident. I placed his pet gold fish in the blender and threatened to fire it up if the goofy-toothed bastard didnt finish my pashmina in time for a date. He sat sobbing like a little bitch for hours, staring at Goldie gleefully swimming in my margarita maker, and he couldnt get his disabled nubbens in motion. SO FUCK 'EM...right?
Goldie was pureed and Ol' Jer went after her with both paws. What good was he to me now without even stumps to work with? Fucking retards, when will they learn.
Oh, dude..Im sorry to inform you, but I had to put Jerry to sleep last month. It was a horrible blender accident. I placed his pet gold fish in the blender and threatened to fire it up if the goofy-toothed bastard didnt finish my pashmina in time for a date. He sat sobbing like a little bitch for hours, staring at Goldie gleefully swimming in my margarita maker, and he couldnt get his disabled nubbens in motion. SO FUCK 'EM...right?
Goldie was pureed and Ol' Jer went after her with both paws. What good was he to me now without even stumps to work with? Fucking retards, when will they learn.
Did you ever end up fully recovering after that persian penile implant accident or is your ocular cyst still oozing? I'm concerned.
I'd throw a leg on it...:skull:skull:skull![]()
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Ditto that!!:thumbsup
Come on girls...LET'S SCISSOR!
Fuckin psuedo lesbians... :thumbsdown![]()
The wiener implant was a dissappointment and I ripped it off. Apparently those crazy towel heads think 6 inches is a decent sized penis. AS IF.
how many of yall think she's hot and wild
woooohooo ... she is hot hot HOT:beer
This thread only confirms that you people have really low standards and horrible taste.
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Come on girls...LET'S SCISSOR!
Im far too racist to have dirty Haitians make my clothing. I've enslaved disabled orphans in my basement for that shit. Im telling ya, those underfed retards work at a feverish pace if you promise them a hug and a bowl of oatmeal. :thumbsup
This thread is useless without pic's.....
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You gotta catch the live act..
RD
Skanks most memorable quote:
"That bottle of Jack was passed around more than a legless Boy Scout at a NMBLA convention.":smackhead
I wonder how many had to Google NMBLA to get the joke?![]()
Getting more snow up there today, Skank?
I wonder how many had to Google NMBLA to get the joke?![]()
Snow Bunnies in short skirts :drool