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An 82 year old Delaware man has been declared missing, and relatives are concerned for his safety. J. R. Biden was last seen during a television broadcast on June 27. His agitated and confused demeanor, as he spoke in a halting and unintelligible manner, has caused alarm among friends and coworkers.

While Biden has an important position at a powerful organization, he has not been seen in public since late July. His wife, Jill, is particularly concerned, because he has been known to wander aimlessly away from gatherings until halted by others and returned to his station. She fears he is lost and unaware of his surroundings.

Authorities caution the public, especially young females, not to approach Biden. He has been known to accost these individuals, sniff their hair, and make inappropriate comments. If he is spotted, officials suggest offering him ice cream as a distraction before calling first responders. This is a photo of Biden taken during the June 27 sighting.

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I wonder if Biden realizes he could go down as the worst President in History?

After this ass whooping of an election, thats gotta be on the table.


Carter and his family must be ecstatic.

Ohhh we need to ask Pelosi if she thinks he still deserves to be at Mt Rushmore… Damn I would love to ask her that question.
 
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After syphilis had rotted Al Cappone's mind, he was released from prison, to live the rest of his days in Florida. He spent his afternoons fishing, in the pool at the house he was living in. Other mob types still came to visit, and treated him as if he were still the kingpin he once was. Even so much as acting like he still had the final say in the business.

A ruthless mob boss, a killer, treated with dignity by others of the same cloth. Biden though, his own family and his own henchmen will simply wheel him out of the Whitehouse, and into a home somewhere. His usefulness will be over, and so he'll be forgotten.
 
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monkeyswrench said:
After syphilis had rotted Al Cappone's mind, he was released from prison, to live the rest of his days in Florida. He spent his afternoons fishing, in the pool at the house he was living in. Other mob types still came to visit, and treated him as if he were still the kingpin he once was. Even so much as acting like he still had the final say in the business.

A ruthless mob boss, a killer, treated with dignity by others of the same cloth. Biden though, his own family and his own henchmen will simply wheel him out of the Whitehouse, and into a home somewhere. His usefulness will be over, and so he'll be forgotten.
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Wait...

He was useful at some point? When did that happen?? 🤷‍♂️
 
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They found him, he's been lost on a beach for two months. Poor guy can barely walk.


 
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Xring01 said:
I wonder if Biden realizes he could go down as the worst President in History?

After this ass whooping of an election, thats gotta be on the table.


Carter and his family must be ecstatic.

Ohhh we need to ask Pelosi if she thinks he still deserves to be at Mt Rushmore… Damn I would love to ask her that question.
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But his claim to fame is dropping the price of one pill! Unbelievable! I've heard about that one price drop over and over.
 
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