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Say you won the lottery tonight...what would be your first purchase?

GRADS

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At 1.6 Billion now I'd buy myself a moderator position.
 

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I'd take 10% of it and piss it away on vacay, trucks, boats, guns, house, etc.

The other 90%, I'd flip and put to work. DT style.
 

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Englewood

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$500m in Apartments, live off of the returns. Spend $10m on boats, houses and vehicles.
 

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Purchase multiple houses and rent them out, Massive Sportfishing Boat on a mooring in Cabo and one more in Long Beach, Massive house on the water in Parker and the beach, Boats, motorcycles, cars, trucks, horses, cabins, ranches, etc.
 

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A private Island in Caribbean, A Sea Plane and hire a Smokin Hot Nudist Female Pilot!!!
 

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im gonna give all the money to save the bears and mountain lions wolves and stop the animal killing all over the world............lol cmon thats funny ""

NO HUNTING.......CANT WAIT TO GROW UP SO I CAN BE SHOT........J/K LOL

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Racey

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Beer! :D

I mean i'm gonna buy anyway, but i'd buy beer if i won too :D
 

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The trucks been needing the seat recovered. And, I'd ditch the cans and go back to drinking beer from a bottle.

I'd stick with cans, but I'd use the 30 gallon ones.
 

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Tear down and build a new school where my daughter goes to school. Small private Catholic School.


Buy land. They ain't making anymore of it.


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My first act would be splitting it with my immediate family, so four ways. Nice thing about Canada, no taxes on lotto wins. So we'd only have to pay the US taxes once. My overall spending habits wouldn't change.
 

WhatExit?

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If I win the lottery I'm going to:
* Build a wall. Around California.
* Put Grads in a prison yard so he could get the attention he so desperately seeks.
* Build a resort hotel at the river complete with RV/boat garages, private mega launch ramp, each room would have 3 beers on tap, all the workers would be hotties in bikinis and RDP members would stay there for free. Of course you'd have to be a member of Club RDP and there'd be an annual membership fee as decided by RD. But I'd get final word on members to keep out the riff raff.
 

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1. Pay off my Havasu house and put in the pool/cabana/backyard.
2. Help my kids get a nice house to raise the grandkids.
3. Get Deja_Vu re-gelled, new upholstery and a rebuilt engine.
4. Buy a condo in Maui or Kauai.

Nothing too crazy...
 

GRADS

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I start a website called RiverGradsPlace.com and just live off the returns of that.
 

DaveC

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Ok let’s get serious

If you won, how many of you guys would walk into their bosses office the next day and take a fat steamer on his desk?
 

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Well that would be my desk...but after the lottery office it would be a ferrari dealership and I think I'd just drive for awhile
 

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WhatExit?

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News report here said someone in Phoenix bought a ticket at a 7-11 store that returned a $1 million prize
 

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I'd buy hookers and alcohol, go to vegas and gamble and get lap dances, buy race horses and race cars and huge electric boats, and give money to Jim Baker and the Clintons. The rest I'll probably just waste.
 

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River Lynchmob

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And our school system is broke??? Makes you wonder what they are really doing with our money.


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Well hint #1...more beaurocrats than teachers...LAUSD superintendent is making over $1m per year...there's 2 big issues right there
 

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never understood why if you're worth a half a billion dollars or 10 million dollars or 30 million dollars why you would want to buy a bunch of headaches.
I just set my cruise control, go where I wanted, when I wanted ,with what I wanted.
 

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I'd buy hookers and alcohol, go to vegas and gamble and get lap dances, buy race horses and race cars and huge electric boats

You read my mind, man. With a lot of money, you can buy almost any girl. Why are you so interested in horses? What is the point? But sports cars and big yachts are very cool.

I would buy Acura NSX and Ferretti 800 and couple more houses in coastal countries so that I can travel with my bitches from one house to another on a yacht :)
 

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I would buy the rights to 2Forcefulls "HEYLAM" statement and then make as many purchase posts as possible to make you all insanely jealous of my nouveau riche status.
 

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I would buy the rights to 2Forcefulls "HEYLAM" statement and then make as many purchase posts as possible to make you all insanely jealous of my nouveau riche status.
You would have to pay me 1/2 , 2ff and I were standing in the Chanel one day and came up with that. ... [emoji39][emoji202]

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