Replies by Tom Brown and how they work.

[OCMerrill]

Replies by Tom Brown and how they work.


1. Short replies - usually less then 5 words. This is basically a drive by and most here will never be able to connect his thoughts. If you must comment use caution.

2. A full sentence - Usually a question or a statement based on a fact or comment you made in a thread that once read, creates self doubt.

3. Two sentences - This is your best scenario. He is agreeing with the thread at hand backed up with a bit of reasoning. I would feel free to quote these and say "Thanks Tom." If your lucky he will reply to your quote with another two sentence remark. If he replies with a single sentence...your fucked, here comes the self doubt.

4. Three to five sentence reply - This is the tough one. If there is no paragraph you might be OK. Read it carefully as there is some information in there, he may knock himself a little, for example: "Because I'm cheap." On the flip side he could be trending to wards number 5.

5. A paragraph followed by a single sentence - Somebody just got told they are stupid as fuck. Although very well worded, well thought out, often the person reading his replay wont even know it until they have read past. Then all the sudden "Wait just a damn minute!" It happens.

6. Two full paragraphs - Tom is a busy guy. If he takes the time to write something like this I would read it twice. Chances are you have been told to Fuck off more then once. You will feel a bit mentally challenged, he usually has you quoted, no way to get out of it. Perhaps a crying towel will help.

7. Three paragraphs - 99% of the time in these types of posts he is bragging about his VW Golf's fuel mileage. Skip these. If you must quote it be sure to include a reminder of his trucks fuel mileage for comparison.

8. Four Paragraphs - Generally some excellent info and a well written story. A good read no doubt. Somewhere in that story, someone is getting the internet shit beat out of them but, these are worth bookmarking for future reference.

9. A five paragraph- He is sharing a personal story. Always a good read. Your in the clear, nobody is going down in flames. Sometimes there are pictures. Nice. :thumbsup

10. A five paragraph plus - He is forum masturbating. Watch for a sticky ending.

 

[TPC]

:thumbsup

 

[GRADS2009]

This should be a "Sticky" at the top of the page.

 

[Froggystyle]

Way to crystallize some facts about your opinion.

I think it would be entirely possible to have a pretty progressive college course in satire based on this post alone...

 

[shintoooo]

 

[rivermobster]

This should be a "Sticky" at the top of the page.

x1000

Solid work OC. :thumbsup

 

[Tom Brown]

Way to crystallize some facts about your opinion.

 

[B---S---]

I had no idea that TB was that interesting .a freakish and fragile genetic mutant.one that has survived through the centuries due to the sustained application of selective breeding by diligent humans. almost seems like a miracle of nature. Colourful, nutritious, and much cherished by children, monkeys and clowns, far from being a no-strings-attached gift from nature. His cheerful appearance hides a fatal flaw—

 

[ROZ]

Way to crystallize some facts about your opinion.

Way to go, Tom. now he is going to start to doubt himself.

Sent using yaba daba Tapatalk

 

[kgt]

number 10 is so true...lol...nice write up!

 

[Tom Brown]

I had no idea that TB was that interesting .a freakish and fragile genetic mutant.one that has survived through the centuries due to the sustained application of selective breeding by diligent humans

You're the man, Roget.

 

[Outdrive1]

Fuck Brown.

 

[OCMerrill]

Way to crystallize some facts about your opinion.

You know what they say....if your story is weak, tell it with numbers and gibberish disguised as facts.


Thanks for the one sentence reply. Dammit. :grumble:

 

[Froggystyle]

You're the man, Roget.

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

 

[OCMerrill]

I had no idea that TB was that interesting .a freakish and fragile genetic mutant.one that has survived through the centuries due to the sustained application of selective breeding by diligent humans. almost seems like a miracle of nature. Colourful, nutritious, and much cherished by children, monkeys and clowns,

Tom Brown could be a Banana?

 

[76 Hondo]

And never compliment Mr. Brown, he will delete all of the your sig. line quotes he was using, Dick

 

[Tom Brown]

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Paul Revere has granted you honorary Raider membership. :thumbsup

 

[Froggystyle]

Paul Revere has granted you honorary Raider membership. :thumbsup

"We need a fancy title, And The Raiders they became.."

 

[rivermobster]

Hi Tom.

 

[TomD]

Word!

 

[76 Hondo]

I refuse to get into a battle of wits, with an unarmed man.






just kiddin Tom, don't lazer me

 

[460]

Guys tom brown isn't real. He is a character that was created to reek havoc on the internet. He is mearly a computer.

Sent from the little black thing in my pocket.

 

[Guest]

Here's one to ponder Inmates.....Tom Brown is really Kim Hanson.....and Kim Hanson is a chick.....Digest it slowly.....

 

[GRADS2009]

Here's one to ponder Inmates.....Tom Brown is really Kim Hanson.....and Kim Hanson is a chick.....Digest it slowly.....

:hmm Have we ever seen Tom Brown and Kim Hanson in the same thread at the same time?:smackhead

 

[MMD]

This pretty much tells the story: http://tinyurl.com/3arzj6x

 

[Tom Brown]

He is mearly a computer.

You jet guys can't stop talking about my software.

 

[dego_red]

Thats some comical shit man...


red

 

[DaveC]

I often wonder if Brown started his own church what message would they have?

What would the sermons sound like and would anyone understand them?

Would the missionaries be incarcerated for lewd behavior?

Would there be alter boys or altar girls or both?

 

[Some Kind Of Monster]

I like to think of Tom Brown like a dirty old bum. He's comin' up to me, and I'm 'bout to sock him one, cause, you know, he's a dirty old bum, but then I say, "Wait a minute, there's something... I don't know, special about this guy."

 

[76 Hondo]

Guys tom brown isn't real. He is a character that was created to reek havoc on the internet. He is mearly a computer.

Sent from the little black thing in my pocket.

Heresy,

 

[460]

Heresy,

have you ever really seen him? Or just images!




Sent from the little black thing in my pocket.

 

[DaytonaBabe]

Something was left out.... What does it mean when he replies with only emoticons? Such as:

Hmm, nothin huh?



:bunny:

 

[rivermobster]

Guys tom brown isn't real. He is a character that was created to reek havoc on the internet. He is mearly a computer.

Sent from the little black thing in my pocket.

say say say what?

 

[76 Hondo]

have you ever really seen him? Or just images!




Sent from the little black thing in my pocket.

I had breakfast with him in 1993 at a Waffle House near the Atlanta airport.

 

[HolyMoly]

I like to think of Tom Brown like a dirty old bum. He's comin' up to me, and I'm 'bout to sock him one, cause, you know, he's a dirty old bum, but then I say, "Wait a minute, there's something... I don't know, special about this guy."

Because it was Tom Brown, right

 

[HolyMoly]

I like to think of Tom Brown as a figure skater in an all white jump suit doing an interpretive dance of my life.

tapa-typed from my mobile gadget

 

[wash11]

Replies by Tom Brown and how they work.


1. Short replies - usually less then 5 words. This is basically a drive by and most here will never be able to connect his thoughts. If you must comment use caution.

2. A full sentence - Usually a question or a statement based on a fact or comment you made in a thread that once read, creates self doubt.

3. Two sentences - This is your best scenario. He is agreeing with the thread at hand backed up with a bit of reasoning. I would feel free to quote these and say "Thanks Tom." If your lucky he will reply to your quote with another two sentence remark. If he replies with a single sentence...your fucked, here comes the self doubt.

4. Three to five sentence reply - This is the tough one. If there is no paragraph you might be OK. Read it carefully as there is some information in there, he may knock himself a little, for example: "Because I'm cheap." On the flip side he could be trending to wards number 5.

5. A paragraph followed by a single sentence - Somebody just got told they are stupid as fuck. Although very well worded, well thought out, often the person reading his replay wont even know it until they have read past. Then all the sudden "Wait just a damn minute!" It happens.

6. Two full paragraphs - Tom is a busy guy. If he takes the time to write something like this I would read it twice. Chances are you have been told to Fuck off more then once. You will feel a bit mentally challenged, he usually has you quoted, no way to get out of it. Perhaps a crying towel will help.

7. Three paragraphs - 99% of the time in these types of posts he is bragging about his VW Golf's fuel mileage. Skip these. If you must quote it be sure to include a reminder of his trucks fuel mileage for comparison.

8. Four Paragraphs - Generally some excellent info and a well written story. A good read no doubt. Somewhere in that story, someone is getting the internet shit beat out of them but, these are worth bookmarking for future reference.

9. A five paragraph- He is sharing a personal story. Always a good read. Your in the clear, nobody is going down in flames. Sometimes there are pictures. Nice. :thumbsup

10. A five paragraph plus - He is forum masturbating. Watch for a sticky ending.

Gin.

 

[was thatguy]

Way to go, Tom. now he is going to start to doubt himself.

Sent using yaba daba Tapatalk

 

[RitcheyRch]

I think you pretty much nailed it on that post :thumbsup:thumbsup

 

[AZKC]

Here's one to ponder Inmates.....Tom Brown is really Kim Hanson.....and Kim Hanson is a chick.....Digest it slowly.....

Kimmy is pretty hot, not really buying that she's Brown:rolleyes Now Brown may have been Later or Hoss. I'm thinking Brown does exist I just can't figure out if he's in Canada or Utah:headscratch:

 

[Classic Daycruiser]

 

[was thatguy]

Kimmy is pretty hot, not really buying that she's Brown:rolleyes Now Brown may have been Later or Hoss. I'm thinking Brown does exist I just can't figure out if he's in Canada or Utah:headscratch:

Um........Uh........about kim........:headscratch:

 

[HolyMoly]

I like to think of Tom with giant eagle wings singing lead for Leanard Skinnard with a giant angel band and I'm in the front row plastered drunk.

tapa-typed from my mobile gadget

 

[AZKC]

Um........Uh........about kim........:headscratch:

(.) (.)

 

[Tom Brown]

I like to think of Tom with giant eagle wings singing lead for Leanard Skinnard with a giant angel band and I'm in the front row plastered drunk.

Oooo, that smell.

 

[rivermobster]

This was a good thread to bump for all the new members. There are definately rules in this place...

:rules

 

[ROZ]

So Tom, how the hell is Kim Hansen
rat a tat tat tapatalk like that

 

[Ziggy]

Here's one to ponder Inmates.....Tom Brown is really Kim Hanson.....and Kim Hanson is a chick.....Digest it slowly.....

We have the Hansolator, and now it seems OC has created the Brownenator. :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:


From my POS T-mobile thingie

 

[Old Texan]

Fascination with Canadian derelicts is a sickness akin to an internet form of aids.......

 

[Wheeler]

I like to think of Tom with giant eagle wings singing lead for Leanard Skinnard with a giant angel band and I'm in the front row plastered drunk.

For some reason I think of this guy when Tom's name is mentioned.

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