Party at my house

[Bre]

The over/under is within 3 days....:beer:beer

Bre, sent you a pm...if we don't hit the lake, we'll be there....

Cool, I'll send you my addy as well

 

[PVHCA]

sent ya a PM, usually don't make plans that far in advance but for something like this an acception can be made. :beer:beer

 

[Bre]

Bump:thumbsup

 

[Wmc]

The Wmc's...we live in the same earthquake city... and like to drink

 

[Bre]

BRE + A BUNCH OF CHICKS FROM HER WORK
MY ROOMATE AND ALL OF HER GIRL FRIENDS
JYRUIZ
ATOMICKITN
HOOTERSLEDS
LUE
RIVERDAVE N STACY ??
FLYING LAVEY
RIVERBOUND ??
NORD
OGSHOCKER ??
PIPER
MEL AND MONIKA
ALEX AND GAYLEEN
CHANTEAU (FRIEND FROM HIGHSCHOOL) AND HER MAN
ALI ( MY LIL PORN FRIEND ) aka KYLEE KING
DAMON ??
PLASTER DAVE ??
JOHANNA
CURTIS ??
DAVE??
PHAT MATT ??
BRANDON ??
CASSIA RILEY ( PENTHOUSE PET )
BENSE
GREG AND FRIENDS
WMC
AARON+ MANY
SONNY+1
RHONDA +2
DAMON
RIVERRAT +1

 

[River Lynchmob]

I'm going to make RB drive so I can drink :beer

 

[Riverbound]

I'm going to make RB drive so I can drink :beer

LOL. I'm fine with that.
________
Pregnant Redhead

 

[River Lynchmob]

LOL. I'm fine with that.

Beer only...no jack...don't want to get kicked out :thumbsdown

 

[Riverbound]

Beer only...no jack...don't want to get kicked out :thumbsdown

Or we can sleep in the bed of the truck, its not roadrunner. But you know how us Kean's roll.
________
INDIAN XXX TUBE

 

[River Lynchmob]

Or we can sleep in the bed of the truck, its not roadrunner. But you know how us Kean's roll.

Not funny and I can't believe there aren't any pics from last sat night at RR posted up here.

 

[Riverbound]

Not funny and I can't believe there aren't any pics from last sat night at RR posted up here.

I cant believe there ae no pics. I can just picture you nd steve all cuddeld up in the bow of the supra....LOL
________
Top penny stocks

 

[River Lynchmob]

I cant believe there ae no pics. I can just picture you nd steve all cuddeld up in the bow of the supra....LOL

I was in the bow and he was across the back seat...dick :skull

 

[Bre]

I just talked to my friend and he said that they have been practicing for the last 3 weeks just for the party, so if you wanna be here when they play, dont get here too late. I am going to have them stop by 930, 10 at the latest. It should be really loud and I dont wanna piss too many people off

 

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

I just talked to my friend and he said that they have been practicing for the last 3 weeks just for the party, so if you wanna be here when they play, dont get here too late. I am going to have them stop by 930, 10 at the latest. It should be really loud and I dont wanna piss too many people off

looking forward to seeing you sweets

 

[SloWhacker]

You are a beautiful woman.

 

[CornWater]

I just talked to my friend and he said that they have been practicing for the last 3 weeks just for the party, so if you wanna be here when they play, dont get here too late. I am going to have them stop by 930, 10 at the latest. It should be really loud and I dont wanna piss too many people off

You talking about the band or the "adult" entertainment???

 

[DeltaSigBoater]

BRE + A BUNCH OF CHICKS FROM HER WORK
MY ROOMATE AND ALL OF HER GIRL FRIENDS
JYRUIZ
ATOMICKITN
HOOTERSLEDS
LUE
RIVERDAVE N STACY ??
FLYING LAVEY
RIVERBOUND ??
NORD
OGSHOCKER ??
PIPER
MEL AND MONIKA
ALEX AND GAYLEEN
CHANTEAU (FRIEND FROM HIGHSCHOOL) AND HER MAN
ALI ( MY LIL PORN FRIEND ) aka KYLEE KING
DAMON ??
PLASTER DAVE ??
JOHANNA
CURTIS ??
DAVE??
PHAT MATT ??
BRANDON ??
CASSIA RILEY ( PENTHOUSE PET )
BENSE
GREG AND FRIENDS
WMC
AARON+ MANY
SONNY+1
RHONDA +2
DAMON
RIVERRAT +1

GODDAMN too bad I'll be outta town that weekend :swear

 

[Skankersore]

Damn, that sounds like a helluva shin dig. I wanna go!

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

Will there be lesbians at this party?:skull

 

[Bre]

looking forward to seeing you sweets

Same here !!!

 

[Bre]

Will there be lesbians at this party?:skull

Not sure about lesbians but maybe some girls that like both men and women

 

[Bre]

You talking about the band or the "adult" entertainment???

Lisa, aka Cassia canceled on me now. She has to go to a wedding on Friday with her man from Everlast. But Ali aka Kylee with still be there. But I was talking about the band

 

[Bre]

BRE + A BUNCH OF CHICKS FROM HER WORK
MY ROOMATE AND ALL OF HER GIRL FRIENDS
JYRUIZ
ATOMICKITN
HOOTERSLEDS
LUE
RIVERDAVE N STACY ??
FLYING LAVEY
RIVERBOUND ??
NORD
OGSHOCKER ??
PIPER
MEL AND MONIKA
ALEX AND GAYLEEN
CHANTEAU (FRIEND FROM HIGHSCHOOL) AND HER MAN
ALI ( MY LIL PORN FRIEND ) aka KYLEE KING
DAMON ??
PLASTER DAVE ??
JOHANNA
CURTIS ??
DAVE??
PHAT MATT ??
BRANDON ??
BENSE
GREG AND FRIENDS
WMC
AARON+ MANY
SONNY+1
RHONDA +2
DAMON
RIVERRAT +1
BAJAMIKE + 2

 

[Snake]

Hey, Does this place have a pool??LOL

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

Not sure about lesbians but maybe some girls that like both men and women

That will work as well. :skull

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

Hey, Does this place have a pool??LOL

I think that would be trouble. :beer That always seems to add to the shenanigans at our house.

 

[knuckle head]

We are going to try and make it.:thumbsup Just need make sure Lane will be with his mom that night

 

[Ratso]

8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party

Throwing a party is a lot of work, so it’s a real disappointment when somebody you invited ruins it. Here’s 8 types of people to watch out for before you make your next invite list.





8.



Person Who Insists On Cleaning Up Your Party While It’s Still Going On



WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Right in front of you, asking if your drink is finished. Or, methodically moving through the party with a white trash bag and a look on their face as if they’ve been hunting Osama Bin laden for the last 6 years and have narrowed down his whereabouts to somewhere in this party.





WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: Drinking a beer, much like sex, is far less enjoyable when someone is asking you if you’re finished every five minutes. It’s great that they want to help you clean up, but if you’ve decided to have a party, you’ve already resigned yourself to the fact that when it’s over, your house is going to probably look like the bathroom that Cary Elwes and Danny Glover woke up in, in the first Saw movie.



I wonder if these people also decide to wipe their ass in the middle of taking a shit, just to “cut down on the work that has to be done when it’s all over!”

7.



GUY WHO GETS WASTED IN THE FIRST HOUR



WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: Right by the fridge, bro, cause that’s where all the beer is!

HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: From the moment this guy shows up, everything he says has an exclamation point at the end of it. “This party rules, dude!” “I am ready to party TO-night!” “Let’s shotgun these, bro!” “Tits!” Then, one hour and 13 beers later this guy is incoherent, weaving on his feet and saying stuff like “Paartyyyygjlskdvm…” So, instead of kicking back and hanging out with your friends, you have to spend the rest of the night making sure he doesn’t puke on your couch, piss in your plants or crap on your coffee table.





6.



Person Who Only Knows You



WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: About two feet to the right of you, standing silently, staring at either you or the person you’re talking to.





WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: You invited them because during the four and a half minutes a day you talk to them at work, they seem pretty cool and/or really enjoy the impression you do of a fellow coworker. Except as soon as they get to your party, they tense up like Alex Rodriguez’s asshole during a game in October. You have two options at this point, 1) entertain them and include them in every conversation you have the entire night, like they’re your wife or husband even though you probably don’t know their last name, or 2) leave them on their own which leads to them standing in a corner by themselves, staring at you, causing your friends to ask you “I think that dude in the corner is planning on raping you.



”

5.



GIRL WHO STARTS CRYING



WHERE YOU WILL FIND HER: She’s usually holed up in the bathroom (taking up valuable toilet space) with three of her bestest girlfriends—all three of whom are overweight.





HOW SHE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: The worst part is that this girl isn’t crying because her parents just died or she lost a limb. She’s sobbing into a fistful of tissues because she always needs to be the center of attention. If everyone’s not focused on her and all her problems, she just starts crying louder about her job or some lame guy who won’t date her or how fat her friends are. This means you either sit there and let her bring down the vibe of your party or you take her outside and listen to her whine about absolutely nothing. If possible, pair her up with the super wasted guy. She’ll think he’s listening and he’ll think he’s going to score.





4.



Person Who Just Got Dumped By Their Girlfriend/Boyfriend



WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: In any corner where they were able to trap and force someone to listen to them talk about how they “don’t know what happened,” and how it “seemed like things were fine and then all of a sudden she just said that she thought that we were different people now. What does that even mean? Do you know, because I sure as fuck don’t! I just miss her so much. My name’s Brian by the way.



”

WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: If I wanted people to get depressed as fuck at my party, I’d screen a copy of Schlindler’s list. The problem with these people is, they don’t care who they talk to, and no excuse you give will stop them from talking to you. “Hey, I gotta run to the bathroom,” “No worries, I’ll just wait for you until your done, unlike my EX girlfriend, who wouldn’t wait no matter HOW important it was to go to the bathroom and would just leave you with NOTHING while you were in there.



”

3.



Creepy Dude Who Tries To Bang Chicks At The Very End Of The Party



WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Towards the end of the party, he’ll be wherever he hears the words “I can’t believe my friends left without me, they were my ride!” or “I’m so (hiccup) fucked up (hiccup) I gotta lay down or something.



”

WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: There’s a reason why this dude waits till the end of the party to try and score; he’s way too fucking creepy to do so when someone isn’t in some sort of desperate situation. Thus, although he’s there because he’s either family, a neighbor, or someone else invited him, you now have to hope to God he doesn’t take advantage of someone at your party, otherwise your party will not be remembered as “That Fourth of July Party at Bill’s house,” and instead be remembered as “that party at Bill’s house where that creepy guy tried to fingerbang Michele while she was puking.



”

2.



Couple Who Brings Their Baby



COUPLE WHO BRING THEIR BABY: Off to the side, on their knees, pleading with a 6 month old child to stop screaming or right next to you, asking you where he can dispose of a shit filled diaper.





WHY THEY WILL RUIN THEIR PARTY: Nothing says party like the sound of a screaming child and the stench of talcum powder and baby diarrhea! If there was a dude puking, shitting and crying at your party, would you be cool with that? No, you’d either be like “Who the fuck brought this guy?” But if you say that about a baby suddenly that makes you an asshole. Meanwhile, the party sucks becase everyone is being super cautious and attentive to the baby, as if the other 99% of the time that they’re not there the baby is barely eluding death due to unsupervision.





1.



THE POLITICS GUY



WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: At the beginning of the night he usually stands right next to the front door where he overtly shows off his political button or T-shirt that says something like “Once You Go Barack, You Won’t Go Back” or “McCain = McStupid.” Then, after everyone shows up, he stealthily mingles from group to group while nonchalantly dropping lines like “Did you see what those fatcats tried to pull?” anytime there’s a lull in the conversation.





HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: No one in the history of parties has ever changed their political beliefs based on some asshole screaming about health care reform in the kitchen of a two bedroom apartment. His endlessly tiresome factoids and statistics about how much oil we consume and how the death penalty doesn’t work will make your guests either leave or kill themselves where they stand.

 

[Riverbound]

LOL :thumbsup

8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party

Throwing a party is a lot of work, so it???s a real disappointment when somebody you invited ruins it. Here???s 8 types of people to watch out for before you make your next invite list.





8.



Person Who Insists On Cleaning Up Your Party While It???s Still Going On



WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Right in front of you, asking if your drink is finished. Or, methodically moving through the party with a white trash bag and a look on their face as if they???ve been hunting Osama Bin laden for the last 6 years and have narrowed down his whereabouts to somewhere in this party.





WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: Drinking a beer, much like sex, is far less enjoyable when someone is asking you if you???re finished every five minutes. It???s great that they want to help you clean up, but if you???ve decided to have a party, you???ve already resigned yourself to the fact that when it???s over, your house is going to probably look like the bathroom that Cary Elwes and Danny Glover woke up in, in the first Saw movie.



I wonder if these people also decide to wipe their ass in the middle of taking a shit, just to ???cut down on the work that has to be done when it???s all over!???

7.



GUY WHO GETS WASTED IN THE FIRST HOUR



WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: Right by the fridge, bro, cause that???s where all the beer is!

HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: From the moment this guy shows up, everything he says has an exclamation point at the end of it. ???This party rules, dude!??? ???I am ready to party TO-night!??? ???Let???s shotgun these, bro!??? ???Tits!??? Then, one hour and 13 beers later this guy is incoherent, weaving on his feet and saying stuff like ???Paartyyyygjlskdvm?????? So, instead of kicking back and hanging out with your friends, you have to spend the rest of the night making sure he doesn???t puke on your couch, piss in your plants or crap on your coffee table.





6.



Person Who Only Knows You



WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: About two feet to the right of you, standing silently, staring at either you or the person you???re talking to.





WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: You invited them because during the four and a half minutes a day you talk to them at work, they seem pretty cool and/or really enjoy the impression you do of a fellow coworker. Except as soon as they get to your party, they tense up like Alex Rodriguez???s asshole during a game in October. You have two options at this point, 1) entertain them and include them in every conversation you have the entire night, like they???re your wife or husband even though you probably don???t know their last name, or 2) leave them on their own which leads to them standing in a corner by themselves, staring at you, causing your friends to ask you ???I think that dude in the corner is planning on raping you.



???

5.



GIRL WHO STARTS CRYING



WHERE YOU WILL FIND HER: She???s usually holed up in the bathroom (taking up valuable toilet space) with three of her bestest girlfriends???all three of whom are overweight.





HOW SHE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: The worst part is that this girl isn???t crying because her parents just died or she lost a limb. She???s sobbing into a fistful of tissues because she always needs to be the center of attention. If everyone???s not focused on her and all her problems, she just starts crying louder about her job or some lame guy who won???t date her or how fat her friends are. This means you either sit there and let her bring down the vibe of your party or you take her outside and listen to her whine about absolutely nothing. If possible, pair her up with the super wasted guy. She???ll think he???s listening and he???ll think he???s going to score.





4.



Person Who Just Got Dumped By Their Girlfriend/Boyfriend



WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: In any corner where they were able to trap and force someone to listen to them talk about how they ???don???t know what happened,??? and how it ???seemed like things were fine and then all of a sudden she just said that she thought that we were different people now. What does that even mean? Do you know, because I sure as fuck don???t! I just miss her so much. My name???s Brian by the way.



???

WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: If I wanted people to get depressed as fuck at my party, I???d screen a copy of Schlindler???s list. The problem with these people is, they don???t care who they talk to, and no excuse you give will stop them from talking to you. ???Hey, I gotta run to the bathroom,??? ???No worries, I???ll just wait for you until your done, unlike my EX girlfriend, who wouldn???t wait no matter HOW important it was to go to the bathroom and would just leave you with NOTHING while you were in there.



???

3.



Creepy Dude Who Tries To Bang Chicks At The Very End Of The Party



WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Towards the end of the party, he???ll be wherever he hears the words ???I can???t believe my friends left without me, they were my ride!??? or ???I???m so (hiccup) fucked up (hiccup) I gotta lay down or something.



???

WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: There???s a reason why this dude waits till the end of the party to try and score; he???s way too fucking creepy to do so when someone isn???t in some sort of desperate situation. Thus, although he???s there because he???s either family, a neighbor, or someone else invited him, you now have to hope to God he doesn???t take advantage of someone at your party, otherwise your party will not be remembered as ???That Fourth of July Party at Bill???s house,??? and instead be remembered as ???that party at Bill???s house where that creepy guy tried to fingerbang Michele while she was puking.



???

2.



Couple Who Brings Their Baby



COUPLE WHO BRING THEIR BABY: Off to the side, on their knees, pleading with a 6 month old child to stop screaming or right next to you, asking you where he can dispose of a shit filled diaper.





WHY THEY WILL RUIN THEIR PARTY: Nothing says party like the sound of a screaming child and the stench of talcum powder and baby diarrhea! If there was a dude puking, shitting and crying at your party, would you be cool with that? No, you???d either be like ???Who the fuck brought this guy???? But if you say that about a baby suddenly that makes you an asshole. Meanwhile, the party sucks becase everyone is being super cautious and attentive to the baby, as if the other 99% of the time that they???re not there the baby is barely eluding death due to unsupervision.





1.



THE POLITICS GUY



WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: At the beginning of the night he usually stands right next to the front door where he overtly shows off his political button or T-shirt that says something like ???Once You Go Barack, You Won???t Go Back??? or ???McCain = McStupid.??? Then, after everyone shows up, he stealthily mingles from group to group while nonchalantly dropping lines like ???Did you see what those fatcats tried to pull???? anytime there???s a lull in the conversation.





HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: No one in the history of parties has ever changed their political beliefs based on some asshole screaming about health care reform in the kitchen of a two bedroom apartment. His endlessly tiresome factoids and statistics about how much oil we consume and how the death penalty doesn???t work will make your guests either leave or kill themselves where they stand.

________
Jaguar mark v history

 

[River Lynchmob]

Ratso has apparantly seen each of these disasters in person. I'm sure he can spot them in a matter of secs and they will not be long for the party

 

[SloWhacker]

8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party

Throwing a party is a lot of work, so it’s a real disappointment when somebody you invited ruins it. Here’s 8 types of people to watch out for before you make your next invite list.





8.



Person Who Insists On Cleaning Up Your Party While It’s Still Going On



WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Right in front of you, asking if your drink is finished. Or, methodically moving through the party with a white trash bag and a look on their face as if they’ve been hunting Osama Bin laden for the last 6 years and have narrowed down his whereabouts to somewhere in this party.





WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: Drinking a beer, much like sex, is far less enjoyable when someone is asking you if you’re finished every five minutes. It’s great that they want to help you clean up, but if you’ve decided to have a party, you’ve already resigned yourself to the fact that when it’s over, your house is going to probably look like the bathroom that Cary Elwes and Danny Glover woke up in, in the first Saw movie.



I wonder if these people also decide to wipe their ass in the middle of taking a shit, just to “cut down on the work that has to be done when it’s all over!”

7.



GUY WHO GETS WASTED IN THE FIRST HOUR



WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: Right by the fridge, bro, cause that’s where all the beer is!

HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: From the moment this guy shows up, everything he says has an exclamation point at the end of it. “This party rules, dude!” “I am ready to party TO-night!” “Let’s shotgun these, bro!” “Tits!” Then, one hour and 13 beers later this guy is incoherent, weaving on his feet and saying stuff like “Paartyyyygjlskdvm…” So, instead of kicking back and hanging out with your friends, you have to spend the rest of the night making sure he doesn’t puke on your couch, piss in your plants or crap on your coffee table.





6.



Person Who Only Knows You



WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: About two feet to the right of you, standing silently, staring at either you or the person you’re talking to.





WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: You invited them because during the four and a half minutes a day you talk to them at work, they seem pretty cool and/or really enjoy the impression you do of a fellow coworker. Except as soon as they get to your party, they tense up like Alex Rodriguez’s asshole during a game in October. You have two options at this point, 1) entertain them and include them in every conversation you have the entire night, like they’re your wife or husband even though you probably don’t know their last name, or 2) leave them on their own which leads to them standing in a corner by themselves, staring at you, causing your friends to ask you “I think that dude in the corner is planning on raping you.



”

5.



GIRL WHO STARTS CRYING



WHERE YOU WILL FIND HER: She’s usually holed up in the bathroom (taking up valuable toilet space) with three of her bestest girlfriends—all three of whom are overweight.





HOW SHE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: The worst part is that this girl isn’t crying because her parents just died or she lost a limb. She’s sobbing into a fistful of tissues because she always needs to be the center of attention. If everyone’s not focused on her and all her problems, she just starts crying louder about her job or some lame guy who won’t date her or how fat her friends are. This means you either sit there and let her bring down the vibe of your party or you take her outside and listen to her whine about absolutely nothing. If possible, pair her up with the super wasted guy. She’ll think he’s listening and he’ll think he’s going to score.





4.



Person Who Just Got Dumped By Their Girlfriend/Boyfriend



WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: In any corner where they were able to trap and force someone to listen to them talk about how they “don’t know what happened,” and how it “seemed like things were fine and then all of a sudden she just said that she thought that we were different people now. What does that even mean? Do you know, because I sure as fuck don’t! I just miss her so much. My name’s Brian by the way.



”

WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: If I wanted people to get depressed as fuck at my party, I’d screen a copy of Schlindler’s list. The problem with these people is, they don’t care who they talk to, and no excuse you give will stop them from talking to you. “Hey, I gotta run to the bathroom,” “No worries, I’ll just wait for you until your done, unlike my EX girlfriend, who wouldn’t wait no matter HOW important it was to go to the bathroom and would just leave you with NOTHING while you were in there.



”

3.



Creepy Dude Who Tries To Bang Chicks At The Very End Of The Party



WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Towards the end of the party, he’ll be wherever he hears the words “I can’t believe my friends left without me, they were my ride!” or “I’m so (hiccup) fucked up (hiccup) I gotta lay down or something.



”

WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: There’s a reason why this dude waits till the end of the party to try and score; he’s way too fucking creepy to do so when someone isn’t in some sort of desperate situation. Thus, although he’s there because he’s either family, a neighbor, or someone else invited him, you now have to hope to God he doesn’t take advantage of someone at your party, otherwise your party will not be remembered as “That Fourth of July Party at Bill’s house,” and instead be remembered as “that party at Bill’s house where that creepy guy tried to fingerbang Michele while she was puking.



”

2.



Couple Who Brings Their Baby



COUPLE WHO BRING THEIR BABY: Off to the side, on their knees, pleading with a 6 month old child to stop screaming or right next to you, asking you where he can dispose of a shit filled diaper.





WHY THEY WILL RUIN THEIR PARTY: Nothing says party like the sound of a screaming child and the stench of talcum powder and baby diarrhea! If there was a dude puking, shitting and crying at your party, would you be cool with that? No, you’d either be like “Who the fuck brought this guy?” But if you say that about a baby suddenly that makes you an asshole. Meanwhile, the party sucks becase everyone is being super cautious and attentive to the baby, as if the other 99% of the time that they’re not there the baby is barely eluding death due to unsupervision.





1.



THE POLITICS GUY



WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: At the beginning of the night he usually stands right next to the front door where he overtly shows off his political button or T-shirt that says something like “Once You Go Barack, You Won’t Go Back” or “McCain = McStupid.” Then, after everyone shows up, he stealthily mingles from group to group while nonchalantly dropping lines like “Did you see what those fatcats tried to pull?” anytime there’s a lull in the conversation.





HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: No one in the history of parties has ever changed their political beliefs based on some asshole screaming about health care reform in the kitchen of a two bedroom apartment. His endlessly tiresome factoids and statistics about how much oil we consume and how the death penalty doesn’t work will make your guests either leave or kill themselves where they stand.

:lmao Copy and save.

 

[Riverbound]

Not sure about lesbians but maybe some girls that like both men and women

Those are the best kind:thumbsup
________
Gsx1100g

 

[Bre]

Hey, Does this place have a pool??LOL

Shut it!

 

[Bre]

BRE + A BUNCH OF CHICKS FROM HER WORK
MY ROOMATE AND ALL OF HER GIRL FRIENDS
JYRUIZ
ATOMICKITN
HOOTERSLEDS
LUE
RIVERDAVE N STACY ??
FLYING LAVEY
RIVERBOUND ??
NORD
OGSHOCKER ??
PIPER
MEL AND MONIKA
ALEX AND GAYLEEN
CHANTEAU (FRIEND FROM HIGHSCHOOL) AND HER MAN
ALI ( MY LIL PORN FRIEND ) aka KYLEE KING
DAMON ??
PLASTER DAVE ??
JOHANNA
CURTIS ??
DAVE??
PHAT MATT ??
BRANDON ??
BENSE
GREG AND FRIENDS
WMC
AARON+ MANY
SONNY+1
RHONDA +2
DAMON
RIVERRAT +1
BAJAMIKE + 2
TRAILERPARK TJ + 1
KNUCKLEHEADS ?

 

[Bre]

BRE + A BUNCH OF CHICKS FROM HER WORK
MY ROOMATE AND ALL OF HER GIRL FRIENDS
JYRUIZ
ATOMICKITN
HOOTERSLEDS
LUE
RIVERDAVE N STACY ??
FLYING LAVEY
RIVERBOUND ??
NORD
OGSHOCKER ??
PIPER
MEL AND MONIKA
ALEX AND GAYLEEN
CHANTEAU (FRIEND FROM HIGHSCHOOL) AND HER MAN
ALI ( MY LIL PORN FRIEND ) aka KYLEE KING
DAMON ??
PLASTER DAVE ??
JOHANNA
CURTIS ??
DAVE??
PHAT MATT ??
BRANDON ??
BENSE
GREG AND FRIENDS
WMC
AARON+ MANY
SONNY+1
RHONDA +2
DAMON
RIVERRAT +1
BAJAMIKE + 2
TRAILERPARK TJ + 1
KNUCKLEHEADS ?
JESSIE AND MIKE ( IN2MX )
LAURIE AND HUBBY

 

[TeamHawaiin]

Person Who Only Knows You



WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: About two feet to the right of you, standing silently, staring at either you or the person you’re talking to.





WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: You invited them because during the four and a half minutes a day you talk to them at work, they seem pretty cool and/or really enjoy the impression you do of a fellow coworker. Except as soon as they get to your party, they tense up like Alex Rodriguez’s asshole during a game in October. You have two options at this point, 1) entertain them and include them in every conversation you have the entire night, like they’re your wife or husband even though you probably don’t know their last name, or 2) leave them on their own which leads to them standing in a corner by themselves, staring at you, causing your friends to ask you “I think that dude in the corner is planning on raping you.





I never thought they wanted to rape me though.....LOL

Thanks Ratso, definately worth saving.

 

[PropCop]

8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party

Throwing a party is a lot of work, so it’s a real disappointment when somebody you invited ruins it. Here’s 8 types of people to watch out for before you make your next invite list.





3.



Creepy Dude Who Tries To Bang Chicks At The Very End Of The Party



WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Towards the end of the party, he’ll be wherever he hears the words “I can’t believe my friends left without me, they were my ride!” or “I’m so (hiccup) fucked up (hiccup) I gotta lay down or something.



”

:smackhead:smackhead:fsakes:fsakes:hmm :beer

 

[djunkie]

BRE + A BUNCH OF CHICKS FROM HER WORK
MY ROOMATE AND ALL OF HER GIRL FRIENDS
JYRUIZ
ATOMICKITN
HOOTERSLEDS
LUE
RIVERDAVE N STACY ??
FLYING LAVEY
RIVERBOUND ??
NORD
OGSHOCKER ??
PIPER
MEL AND MONIKA
ALEX AND GAYLEEN
CHANTEAU (FRIEND FROM HIGHSCHOOL) AND HER MAN
ALI ( MY LIL PORN FRIEND ) aka KYLEE KING
DAMON ??
PLASTER DAVE ??
JOHANNA
CURTIS ??
DAVE??
PHAT MATT ??
BRANDON ??
BENSE
GREG AND FRIENDS
WMC
AARON+ MANY
SONNY+1
RHONDA +2
DAMON
RIVERRAT +1
BAJAMIKE + 2
TRAILERPARK TJ + 1
KNUCKLEHEADS ?
JESSIE AND MIKE ( IN2MX )
LAURIE AND HUBBY

________
BEIJING-BENZ DAIMLERAUTOMOTIVE

 

[Flying_Lavey]

Now this is the thing Im looking for the most this week. Its gonna seem like the longest week! lol!

 

[where's my keyes ?]

is this an "a-list" party or a "b" lister ?? i'm checking to see where i''m at ?

 

[kilrtoy]

is this an "a-list" party or a "b" lister ?? i'm checking to see where i''m at ?

Drop my name and it will make it a D list as in DO NOT INVITE

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

Just married=unwanted. :skull:lmao:lmao:lmao

 

[Skankersore]

Im working in Pomona on Friday so I can actually get PAID for going to this function.
:thumbsup

 

[was thatguy]

Im working Pomona on Friday so I can actually get PAID for doing guys at this function.
:thumbsup

fixed it.

 

[Skankersore]

I hate it when I have type-O's regarding my prostitution endevors

 

[Skankersore]

Who am I kidding.


Pomona hookers are hot.

 

[ChumpChange]

Who am I kidding.


Pomona hookers are hot.

P-TOWN!!!!!!

 

[woody56]

I'll try to make it!!! Thats a long drive for a party!LOL Only if bobby has some work for me, then I'll be there...:beer

 

[Eazykiller]

is this an "a-list" party or a "b" lister ?? i'm checking to see where i''m at ?

lol

Drop my name and it will make it a D list

ya mean double DD? lmao...you going miguel? bring your hottie wifey:beer

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

I'll try to make it!!! Thats a long drive for a party!LOL Only if bobby has some work for me, then I'll be there...:beer

I got some work for you.