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was thatguy said:
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Reminds me of a day "Where do you park when you're installing 'No Parking' signs " --- ???

True story --- Finishing one of several new electrical substations on a San Diego Navy Base. Had removed our construction barricades and I was installing "No Parking" signs around the fenced enclosure. My company service truck is of course parked right there with signs on the doors.
While hanging the signs, I look over and a uniformed Navy Shore Patrol had pulled and was writing me a ticket. :confused::confused:

I walked over and calmly inquired "Why are you writing that ticket ?" :confused: . He replied in rather broken Engrish, "Because you've parked in front of a No Parking Sign" :mad:
I then attempt to remain calm while explaining, that of course I was, because I was the contractor and under the contract we had to furnish and install "No Parking Signs" .
At this point I showed him the signs I hadn't yet hung and the tools for doing so, figuring OK, this isn't that complicated, now he'll get it, he must, it's fucking obvious. :mad:
He keeps writing, my BP is continuing to rise, I re-explain, once, twice, three times, he keeps writing. :mad::mad::mad:

Now I've reached the "Listen you dumb fuck, I know I parked in front of the No Parking Sign, I'm hanging the mutha-fuckas" :mad::mad::mad::mad:

Now the cock sucker is scraping off my DOD windshield sticker ---- now I'm calling him any and all four letter words I'd ever learned or heard :p:p:p
For the record, I think it was the "Dumb Ass Mutha Fucka" that caused him to get on the radio for backup, LOL :D

I was being held at gunpoint when Chief Wakefield pulled up in his cruiser :eek::eek::eek: I knew the chief well, since for the past two years he and I coordinated all the street closures and detours. Chief asks what's the problem, I explain my side, Chief nods, clearly understanding. Chief now is trying to explain it to the dumb fuck SP, HIS dumb fuck SP in fact --- and the dumb fuck just keeps repeating over and over --- "But he called me a mutha-fucka" ----- By now I'm on the pavement laughing my ass off :D:D

So yes, some people are really that dumb and some of them get paid to carry GUNS :eek::eek:
 
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500bbc said:
You voted for a drug dealing, dog eating, racist, America hater with an alias...twice.

Do you have a point?
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My point is I wish I had a 3rd chance to vote for President Obama. Lol :D:p
 
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