Ok now this is funny i don't care who you are

[H20 Toie]

So once it cooled off a little bit tonight i hop on my bike and go for a ride, i stop to get a drink and food, when i check my phone i have 15 messages,
All the messages are from this girl that i have talked to a couple times but haven't met yet, but its very apparent that she is lit, i thought i was going to have to get out my decoder ring to read them, and of course i had to try and figure out what the heck she was saying,

Trust me i get the irony of this

 

[HNL2LHC]

That is funny shit right there. Have you confirmed that you are both using the same decoder ring?

 

[Kachina26]

A match made in heaven.
or
s ,syvh msfr on hrsbrn.

 

[TITTIES AND BEER]

Just go put your cock in her mouth that will fix her lol

 

[jailbird141]

Just go put your cock in her mouth that will fix her lol

Best advice to come off of this website in a long time!!!

 

[Spudsbud]

drunk pix are the best.

 

[2Driver]

Hope it all worms out for the best

 

[Ziggy]

Just go put your cock in her mouth that will fix her lol

What to do with her texting thumbs though? Those could get caught on/in something.

 

[Deckin Around]

Request nudes and share please.

 

[rivermobster]

So once it cooled off a little bit tonight i hop on my bike and go for a ride, i stop to get a drink and food, when i check my phone i have 15 messages,
All the messages are from this girl that i have talked to a couple times but haven't met yet, but its very apparent that she is lit, i thought i was going to have to get out my decoder ring to read them, and of course i had to try and figure out what the heck she was saying,

Trust me i get the irony of this

 

[Demoman]

Get wasted and read the texts again

 

[2FORCEFULL]

Just go put your cock in her mouth that will fix her lol

how do you know it's a her???and what if she has a bigger cock?

 

[rivermobster]

how do you know it's a her???and what if she has a bigger cock?

I really did LOL at that!!!

 

[Icky]

Request nudes and share please.

He might ask for dudes on assident