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[Tom Brown]

Wire coat hangers are far more effective for anal search and retrival procedures.

Thanks.

Can you PM me your phone number? I´d like to have you on speaker phone when I abort my dog´s pregnancy. I don´t know if I´ll be able to hear you over the sound of the wet vac on high slurping organic matter into the crevice tool but it will be reassuring to know you are there.

 

[Skankersore]

Wooahh, leave Lynyrd Skynyrd outta this one!

Skynyrd is definately a staple of the Marbolo Red smoking, WTT tribe

 

[Skankersore]

Thanks.

Can you PM me your phone number?

Like you dont already have it, Lover

 

[Guest]

Like you dont already have it, Lover

Skank likes the Tomjuice.....

 

[Tom Brown]

Skank likes the Tomjuice.....

So does my wet vac´s crevice tool.

 

[Guest]

So does my wet vac´s crevice tool.

Shamwow!...

 

[TBI]

 

[RiverDave]

Precious Killer, don't worry about them.. They'll settle down a bit once they get used to seeing your name online.

Welcome to the board (again) BTW.

RD

 

[BarryMac]

And poof, she's gone like a fart in the wind... :thumbsdown Thanks Brown and JBB...

 

[preciouskiller]

Skynyrd is definately a staple of the Marbolo Red smoking, WTT tribe

Skynyrd is good...but for my listening pleasure I am more of a Fleetwwod Mac, Supertramp. Heart, Styx, Alan Parsons Project, Jethro Tull. Boston, and etc, kinda of gal.

 

[preciouskiller]

And poof, she's gone like a fart in the wind... :thumbsdown Thanks Brown and JBB...

 

[preciouskiller]

Fixed!

now now behave....

 

[Tom Brown]

And poof, she's gone like a fart in the wind... :thumbsdown Thanks Brown and JBB...

Why are you so negative all the time? This attitude of yours is undermining the good work JBB and I are doing. It´s little wonder preciouskiller left this site like RiverDave drag racing away from a party after hearing the Coors Light cooler has gone empty.

Come on, take it easy on the new comers.

I apologize for BarryMac´s behavior, preciouskiller. Please don´t judge us all by his conduct.

 

[preciouskiller]

It's EZ grasshopper, Eazykiller LOL


Oh and welcome!!! I lurk ova here a bit...

Thanks...love your name

 

[preciouskiller]

How about Lynyrd Skynyrd on 8 track in a Ranchero:hmm

 

[preciouskiller]

welcome aboard. :thumbsup:beer

Thanks

 

[preciouskiller]

Welcome aboard newb. :thumbsup:beer

Thanks

 

[Tom Brown]

Skynyrd is good...but for my listening pleasure I am more of a Fleetwwod Mac, Supertramp. Heart, Styx, Alan Parsons Project, Jethro Tull. Boston, and etc, kinda of gal.

... so you´re telling us you´re 41 years old and, judging by the Boston reference, I´d say a late November or December birthday. :hmm

 

[BarryMac]

Why are you so negative all the time? This attitude of yours is undermining the good work JBB and I are doing. It´s little wonder preciouskiller left this site like RiverDave drag racing away from a party after hearing the Coors Light cooler has gone empty.

Come on, take it easy on the new comers.

I apologize for BarryMac´s behavior, preciouskiller. Please don´t judge us all by his conduct.

 

[preciouskiller]

Precious Killer, don't worry about them.. They'll settle down a bit once they get used to seeing your name online.

Welcome to the board (again) BTW.

RD

Thanks RiverDave....lol no worries..I know boys will be boys and all that stuff..

 

[OGShocker]

... so you´re telling us you´re 41 years old and, judging by the Boston reference, I´d say a late November or December birthday. :hmm

Judging your rabid flirtations, I predict you'll be offering to pound her forehead into the shape of your pelvis by supper time..:thumbsup

 

[preciouskiller]

... so you´re telling us you´re 41 years old and, judging by the Boston reference, I´d say a late November or December birthday. :hmm

Nope older than that...

 

[Tom Brown]

Judging your rabid flirtations, I predict you'll be offering to pound her forehead into the shape of your pelvis by supper time..:thumbsup

preciouskiller has turned out to be a good sport and great fun but you know my day pass ends at 6 pm. How do you think my forehead got to be this shape?

 

[preciouskiller]

Judging your rabid flirtations, I predict you'll be offering to pound her forehead into the shape of your pelvis by supper time..:thumbsup

ewwwww....very happily married woman here.

 

[preciouskiller]

preciouskiller has turned out to be a good sport and great fun but you know my day pass ends at 6 pm. How do you think my forehead got to be this shape?

 

[OGShocker]

ewwwww....very happily married woman here.

I was talking to Tom, newbie. Now settle down and go iron some shirts.

 

[preciouskiller]

I was talking to Tom, newbie. Now settle down and go iron some shirts.

oh no you didn't.......

 

[shreve"T"]

oh no you didn't.......

Preciouskiller what part of Texas are Y'all in ?? I know its been mentioned early on but I dont feel like going back through it all...

 

[OGShocker]

Preciouskiller what part of Texas are Y'all in ?? I know its been mentioned early on but I dont feel like going back through it all...

I am thinking... South Dallas..

LOL

 

[Guest]

I was talking to Tom, newbie. Now settle down and go iron some shirts.

Bnag!....oint

 

[Tom Brown]

Precious Killer, don't worry about them.. They'll settle down a bit once they get used to seeing your name online.

Dave, you´re the wife who relentlessly nags the husband to stop drinking early Saturday evening so he´s not still too hammered for church the next morning and the next day plays drill marshal with the kids telling Junior he can´t take his Barbie dolls with him and laying down the law with the daughter to not discuss how many blow jobs she´s given this week with the congregation and to wear a skirt at least 8 inches in length. It´s like you´re embarrassed to be seen with us in public.

Well guess what... if somebody wants 10% of our income the least they can do is put up with a little alcohol induced catatonia, voracious whore activity, and transvestitism.

Be proud, Dave. You own this trailer park.

 

[preciouskiller]

Preciouskiller what part of Texas are Y'all in ?? I know its been mentioned early on but I dont feel like going back through it all...

We live in a small town about 32 miles west of Fort Worth..

 

[preciouskiller]

I am thinking... South Dallas..

LOL

Oh hell no....you could not pay me enough money to live in any part of Dallas, Arlington, or Fort Worth....hate the traffic

 

[shreve"T"]

We live in a small town about 32 miles west of Fort Worth..

Weatherford??

 

[preciouskiller]

close

 

[Guest]

Be proud, Dave. You own this trailer park.

Dave's real name is Barb Lahey?.....

 

[Tom Brown]

Dave's real name is Barb Lahey?.....

RiverDave is a character he´s working up for a play at the Blanford Recreation Centre.

 

[Guest]

RiverDave is a character he´s working up for a play at the Blanford Recreation Centre.

aaaaahhh...Him and ....."Smokey"...

 

[TBI]

Dave, you´re the wife who relentlessly nags the husband to stop drinking early Saturday evening so he´s not still too hammered for church the next morning and the next day plays drill marshal with the kids telling Junior he can´t take his Barbie dolls with him and laying down the law with the daughter to not discuss how many blow jobs she´s given this week with the congregation and to wear a skirt at least 8 inches in length. It´s like you´re embarrassed to be seen with us in public.

Well guess what... if somebody wants 10% of our income the least they can do is put up with a little alcohol induced catatonia, voracious whore activity, and transvestitism.

Be proud, Dave. You own this trailer park.

Judging by your failed attempt to create legible a sentence, and your hit & miss spacing.......I'd say you've had enough swish for today Tom :hmm

 

[Guest]

Newbie from Texas....

 

[OGShocker]

Newbie from Texas....

Her husband is the only corn dog she needs.... Until Ratso parts her hair.

 

[Guest]

Her husband is the only corn dog she needs.... Until Ratso parts her hair.