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I am thinking about switching to mentholated cigarettes. Certainly, it would be better if I could quit all together but, since I can not quit, it strikes me that I might as well smoke something a little healthier.

Is anyone else looking at this change?

Nothing like a smooth long mentholated draw.......and then the black goo you hack up later.....has that fresh minty aroma!...:thumbsup

 

[OGShocker]

I am thinking about switching to mentholated cigarettes. Certainly, it would be better if I could quit all together but, since I can not quit, it strikes me that I might as well smoke something a little healthier.

Is anyone else looking at this change?

I quit! I could never bring myself to smoke the menthols. That would be like owning a dog named "Angel".

 

[Tom Brown]

It´s not like I´ll be smoking menthol slims, or anything.

 

[OGShocker]

It´s not like I´ll be smoking menthol slims, or anything.

Noted.

 

[SBjet]

It´s not like I´ll be smoking menthol slims, or anything.

Gauloise?

 

[Tom Brown]

Sometimes I put a sweater on my dog. I know what you´re thinking. You think that´s gay.

The thing is, it´s not gay. Sometimes I put on a sweater and that doesn´t make me gay.

The dog seems to like it. I believe he appreciates it. What´s more, he looks good in a sweater, particularly when his booties match.

 

[Tom Brown]

Can germs and bacteria survive boiling water?

I always boil items like toothbrushes and cutlery I pull out of the garbage but if there is a health hazard, maybe I should reconsider the idea of reusing these items at all.

Does anyone know?

 

[TBI]

Sometimes I put on a sweater and that doesn´t make me gay.

Actually, it does.... :hotdevil

 

[Tom Brown]

That wasn´t very nice. Why can´t you be more supportive?

 

[TBI]

That wasn´t very nice. Why can´t you be more supportive?

Because you're Canadian......sorry

 

[BarryMac]

Nice job fucktards, you scared another one off... :smackhead

 

[Tom Brown]

Nice job fucktards, you scared another one off... :smackhead

I was trying to engage in a substantive and interesting conversation to help this new lady feel welcome but this TBI guy is sucking the life out of this discussion with his smart-Alec remarks and negativity.

 

[preciouskiller]

I'm not scared off.....oh and Tom menthol cigs will freeze dry your lungs as in crystallize...if you are going to smoke...smoke Marlboro

 

[BarryMac]

I'm not scared off.....oh and Tom menthol cigs will freeze dry your lungs as in crystallize...if you are going to smoke...smoke Marlboro

Do you smoke PK???

 

[preciouskiller]

Do you smoke PK???

unfortunately yes

 

[Skankersore]

Smoking is just plain classy....regardless of your carcinogen flavor.

 

[preciouskiller]

Sema that is the name of the car show we were invited to in Vegas :smackhead

 

[preciouskiller]

Smoking is just plain classy....regardless of your carcinogen flavor.

Isn't though

 

[DaveC]

negative .. real men smoke camels.. non-filters

only sissy men with small lap dogs who wear sweaters smoke menthol cigarettes...:hmm

 

[preciouskiller]

negative .. real men smoke camels.. non-filters

only sissy men with small lap dogs who wear sweaters smoke menthol cigarettes...:hmm

 

[BarryMac]

unfortunately yes

What's your brand?

 

[Tom Brown]

Sometimes I wonder why I hang around this place.

 

[Skankersore]

Sometimes I wonder why I hang around this place.

...for the intellectual stimulation....Duhhhh.

 

[BarryMac]

...for the intellectual stimulation....Duhhhh.

We're all just a little bit smarter at the end of the day, aren't we???

 

[preciouskiller]

What's your brand?

Marlboro red the 100's

 

[preciouskiller]

We're all just a little bit smarter at the end of the day, aren't we???

I know I am

 

[Tom Brown]

...for the intellectual stimulation....Duhhhh.

Yes. There is that.

Skank, perhaps you can help me. My dog is constipated. Do you know how I can get her to drink more water? Getting her to run is no problem. Clearly, with plenty of irrigation and exercise, this problem can be taken care of.

Any ideas on how to get the dog to drink before I break out the butter knife?

 

[BarryMac]

I know I am

Umm, missy, we're all still waitin for those pics you promised us. Tom Brown needs some new spanking material... :thumbsup

 

[preciouskiller]

Sometimes I wonder why I hang around this place.

Poor Tom...its been a bad day for you...crooked sideburns and all...

 

[Tom Brown]

Umm, missy, we're all still waitin for those pics you promised us. Tom Brown needs some new spanking material... :thumbsup

Yeah. How about it, PK? I´ve got a throw cushion with your name on it.

 

[preciouskiller]

Umm, missy, we're all still waitin for those pics you promised us. Tom Brown needs some new spanking material... :thumbsup

Hubby needs to download the pics he has on his camera....I want to take some pics of my new bike....then I will post them....I am mighty pride of her....and excited. I thought it was amazing when I was riding with hubby, but now that I have my own bike....nothing else like it in the world...riding beside the hubby.....on my own bike Did I mention how much I love my bike

 

[BarryMac]

Hubby needs to download the pics he has on his camera....I want to take some pics of my new bike....then I will post them....I am mighty pride of her....and excited. I thought it was amazing when I was riding with hubby, but now that I have my own bike....nothing else like in the world...riding beside the hubby.....on my own bike Did I mention how much I love my bike

I have a friend that has a Harley, he gave his wife a ride on it, she got off at there first stop and told him, "that's a damn nice $20,000 vibrator"... :thumbsup

 

[Skankersore]

Marlboro red the 100's

Based on my calculations, derived from the above statement, one or more of the following assumptions are correct:

1. You work at a diner.
2. At least one of your back tats can be described as "tribal."
3. Your pitbull had 8 pubs in her last litter; 2 more than the litter she had only 7 months prior.
4. You own a patriotic tube top.
5. Your voice is as rasby as your grandma's was (God bless her soul)
6. Charlie Daniels is in heavy rotation on your tape deck in the El Camino
7. You get pissed off when people claim professional wrestling is fake
8. You proudly wear your multi-colored, leather Nascar jacket to weddings
9. You drink 2 pots of coffee a day, black of course.
10. You can take a little harmless ribbing :beer

 

[Tom Brown]

10. You can take a little harmless ribbing :beer

Pussy.

Do not pander to new members. They will either succeed in integrating themselves into the group on their own or JBB will stab them in the eye with a phillips screwdriver. It´s the way of the world.

 

[DaveC]

Mom????.. is that you?

Based on my calculations, derived from the above statement, one or more of the following assumptions are correct:

1. You work at a diner.
2. At least one of your back tats can be described as "tribal."
3. Your pitbull had 8 pubs in her last litter; 2 more than the litter she had only 7 months prior.
4. You own a patriotic tube top.
5. Your voice is as rasby as your grandma's was (God bless her soul)
6. Charlie Daniels is in heavy rotation on your tape deck in the El Camino
7. You get pissed off when people claim professional wrestling is fake
8. You proudly wear your multi-colored, leather Nascar jacket to weddings
9. You drink 2 pots of coffee a day, black of course.
10. You can take a little harmless ribbing :beer

 

[preciouskiller]

Lol....love hubby's Harley...mine is a Ridley Auto Glide TT....I am not the most graceful person and pretty damn klutzy. He was afraid I might kill myself on a Harley, so he got me the Ridley...she is an automatic...pearl white with rain flake ghost flames.

 

[Skankersore]

RETRACTION:

10. You're moma wears combat boots.

 

[preciouskiller]

RETRACTION:

10. You're moma wears combat boots.

Well it was 10. before the retraction

 

[preciouskiller]

oh and my moma would not be caught dead in combat boots...she is too much of a girly girl

 

[DaveC]

back on topic.. what kind of Harley does your mom ride?

I don't ride a harley cuz the boss won't let me....oint

 

[preciouskiller]

back on topic.. what kind of Harley does your mom ride?

I don't ride a harley cuz the boss won't let me....oint

Lol mom does not ride....hubby has the Harley...Eletra Glide Classic...the one in my avatar....

 

[Guest]

Pussy.

Do not pander to new members. They will either succeed in integrating themselves into the group on their own or JBB will stab them in the eye with a phillips screwdriver. It´s the way of the world.

It's the way of the world!...

 

[OGShocker]

Based on my calculations, derived from the above statement, one or more of the following assumptions are correct:

1. You work at a diner.
2. At least one of your back tats can be described as "tribal."
3. Your pitbull had 8 pubs in her last litter; 2 more than the litter she had only 7 months prior.
4. You own a patriotic tube top.
5. Your voice is as rasby as your grandma's was (God bless her soul)
6. Charlie Daniels is in heavy rotation on your tape deck in the El Camino
7. You get pissed off when people claim professional wrestling is fake
8. You proudly wear your multi-colored, leather Nascar jacket to weddings
9. You drink 2 pots of coffee a day, black of course.
10. You can take a little harmless rimming :beer

Fixed!

 

[Skankersore]

Skank, perhaps you can help me. My dog is constipated. Do you know how I can get her to drink more water? Getting her to run is no problem. Clearly, with plenty of irrigation and exercise, this problem can be taken care of.

Any ideas on how to get the dog to drink before I break out the butter knife?

Wire coat hangers are far more effective for anal search and retrival procedures. Just be sure to wash them thoroughly before you insert the domestic tool into your urethra for proding stubborn kidney stones.

Learn THAT lesson the hard way.

 

[Skee]

Wire coat hangers are far more effective for anal search and retrival procedures. Just be sure to wash them thoroughly before you insert the domestic tool into your urethra for proding stubborn kidney stones.

Learn THAT lesson the hard way.

smackhead leave it to her for that one.....:beer

 

[Eazykiller]

Welcome aboard,,,,no relation to easykiller right?

It's EZ grasshopper, Eazykiller LOL


Oh and welcome!!! I lurk ova here a bit...

 

[WTMFA]

Based on my calculations, derived from the above statement, one or more of the following assumptions are correct:

1. You work at a diner.
2. At least one of your back tats can be described as "tribal."
3. Your pitbull had 8 pubs in her last litter; 2 more than the litter she had only 7 months prior.
4. You own a patriotic tube top.
5. Your voice is as rasby as your grandma's was (God bless her soul)
6. Charlie Daniels is in heavy rotation on your tape deck in the El Camino
7. You get pissed off when people claim professional wrestling is fake
8. You proudly wear your multi-colored, leather Nascar jacket to weddings
9. You drink 2 pots of coffee a day, black of course.
10. You can take a little harmless ribbing :beer

How about Lynyrd Skynyrd on 8 track in a Ranchero:hmm

 

[Eazykiller]

How about Lynyrd Skynyrd on 8 track in a Ranchero:hmm

Wooahh, leave Lynyrd Skynyrd outta this one!

 

[mrs flyin vee]

welcome aboard. :thumbsup:beer

 

[Lue]

Welcome aboard newb. :thumbsup:beer