My phone…. Lol

[Skinny Tire AH]

Did he finally get banned for life ?

Grads or RD?

 

[OCMerrill]

It ain’t gay if pee holes don’t come in direct contact

Make sure to add this to the rule section.

 

[shintoooo]

 

[TBI]

Bo

I am a connoisseur of all things inappropriate

Boy have I got a deal for you!

 

[lbhsbz]

Has anyone called @RiverDiva to draw a dick on his forehead before he wakes up?

 

[beaverretriever]

I'm sure H20 Toie knows exactly what Dave is trying to say.

 

[RiverDave]

I don't think I want to even start to understand what this post is about.

I'm not gonna go get my decoder ring.

It was a text a member sent me

 

[MPHSystems]

It was a text a member sent me

Can you translate it from drunk to english?

 

[wallnutz]

Sounds like there was a sword fight and maybe they crossed streams

 

[MPHSystems]

Sounds like there was a sword fight and maybe they crossed streams

 

[RiverDave]

Have you tried to drink 30 at a time?

Can you translate it from drunk to english?

I had a lot of fun/booze last night.. made a bunch of drunk posts.. called out a couple alcoholics, talked about getting another IV because I like clubbing baby seals, driving a turbo diesel, can afford the hundred bucks..

Then went on to call out a bunch of keyboard posers that haven’t done shit in their lives but sit back and critique all the shit people that are actually doing things with their lives are doing..

Then I took it a step further and said for any one of these same negative fucking posers to tell me some kinda interesting story.. anything fun that they have done in their lives, anything interesting at all…. Ever..

But wait it gets better.. lol.

Then I started in with some basic stories of when I was a kid me and a bunch of friends tied glow sticks to our dicks and went jet skiing in the middle of the night l, as an example of an interesting story…. Then I dropped about six names of random members that I have had good times with..

But at that point I was H20 Touie’d and it was voice to text but I had marbles in my mouth so it didn’t really come out right..

But then there’s more!!

Then I zeroed back in on the alcoholics judging me for getting an IV and went back to calling them posers, pretty much said their lives have to suck, they have no sense of adventure, no nada.. plus I went and said I make more money than both of them combined.. but not in a bragging way.. more like how big of a fuck up do you gotta be if someone is drunk all the time and still out paces them..

Now you’d think I would be embarrassed about that little rant.. and wouldn’t repeat it.

Well here’s me dead sober and I Just repeated it.. I’m not embarrassed about it in the slightest.

Fuck these soul sucking negative vampires and their negative bullshit.

I think I might go wear an American flag as a cape, hop in my diesel, pop off four or five hundred rounds down at the range with the tommygun, and order up baby seal for breakfast…. Because life is to short to say when you order up an IV you took one away from some poor kid in need.

RD

 

[EmpirE231]

 

[RiverDave]

Can you translate it from drunk to english?

He said I was gonna delete the posts.. I told him he was gay. He said it ain’t gay unless they touch.

Then he said poor wyrd got shot into go fuck yourself land from the rant along with his sick kid..

Because wyrd was doing the guilt bullshit in the IV thread saying that by using these hang over companies it takes IV’s away from sick kids that need it.

I maintain that is the dumbest shit I have ever heard on the internet.

And I’m gonna add that you can take any part of my lunch I didn’t finish and send it to Ethiopia if you are gonna go down that guilt ridden, suck the fun out of life train..

 

[MPHSystems]

Because wyrd was doing the guilt bullshit in the IV thread saying that by using these hang over companies it takes IV’s away from sick kids that need it.

I know someone who owns one of those hangover IV concierge services.

It doesn’t take shit away from sick kids. The Dominos drivers jabbing rich drunks with go-go juice have a 0% chance of ever landing a job at CHOC

 

[RiverDave]

So here’s my concluding thought on that.. life ain’t that bad.. go do something fun today..

Go smack a bum on the side of the road.. find a puddle and jump in it, go yell at someone that owes ya money, maybe smash a kids Lego set..

Go do something.. anything, but stop
Acting like a bunch of bitches on the internet.. because if all ya do is complain on the internet, and your stories start with “the boy scouts” then Jist save yourself and all the rest of us sometime and bludgeon yourself with the keyboard until your unconscious.. please film it though so at least the rest of us that are out stealing IV’s from kids in need have some kinda entertainment.

 

[ElAzul]

He said I was gonna delete the posts.. I told him he was gay. He said it ain’t gay unless they touch.

Then he said poor wyrd got shot into go fuck yourself land from the rant along with his sick kid..

Because wyrd was doing the guilt bullshit in the IV thread saying that by using these hang over companies it takes IV’s away from sick kids that need it.

I maintain that is the dumbest shit I have ever heard on the internet.

And I’m gonna add that you can take any part of my lunch I didn’t finish and send it to Ethiopia if you are gonna go down that guilt ridden, suck the fun out of life train..

By far more effective than the "Hey Guy's let's clean it up" PSA bulletins when dealing with certain types

 

[BHC Vic]

Son of a bitch this thread is gay!!

 

[hallett21]

My DMV experience is so much better now

 

[RiverDave]

Son of a bitch this thread is gay!!

Really? I am Having some fun with it.. lol

Only difference is today I am doing at others expense instead of general fun..

 

[MPHSystems]

Son of a bitch this thread is gay!!

It’s not gay if your underway.

 

[ArizonaKevin]

 

[BHC Vic]

Really? I am Having some fun with it.. lol

Only difference is today I am doing at others expense instead of general fun..

I’m not positive but I think it’s an old milkmoney joke. That one and “are you assclowns still going at it.”

 

[RiverDave]

But look at him! He’s having fun!

 

[Badchoices03]

Soo, did you delete it?

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

So... Let me get this straight, I can go kick the shit out of some kids toys as long as I'm not a dick about it?

 

[RiverDave]

Soo, did you delete it?

The above version is better because it isn’t all H20Toie’d up lol. Hard to make heads or tails of last nights version unless your BAC is near death levels..

 

[RiverDave]

So... Let me get this straight, I can go kick the shit out of some kids toys as long as I'm not a dick about it?

These guys are having fun

 

[CLdrinker]

I’m glad your having good day Dave

 

[RiverDave]

Soo, did you delete it?

I think this was the last two coherent posts.. lol
They went downhill from there..

 

[Badchoices03]

So... Let me get this straight, I can go kick the shit out of some kids toys as long as I'm not a dick about it?

Just as long as you return the shopping cart after....LOL

 

[RiverDave]

I’m glad your having good day Dave

All day everyday!

 

[RiverDave]

By far more effective than the "Hey Guy's let's clean it up" PSA bulletins when dealing with certain types

Truth..

 

[DILLIGAF]

Ok then.

I think its time for me to post the thread: Which RDP Members were participation trophy type kids?

Lol

 

[TeamGreene]

Note to self don't give RD your cell number or if you do, don't be a bitch on RDP.

 

[BHC Vic]

I don’t drink but I like the website the same

 

[TOOLEY]

 

[RiverDave]

I don’t drink but I like the website the same

At least you aren’t lecturing other people that do partake.. or shaming them for buying their way out of a hang over. Lol

 

[ultra26shadow]

RD last night with his Tommy Gun

 

[El Rojo]

been awhile since ol' RD has posted a good melt down....

 

[BHC Vic]

At least you aren’t lecturing other people that do partake.. or shaming them for buying their way out of a hang over. Lol

Lol I’m past that phase of sobriety. I’m with you, life is short have some fun

 

[RiverDave]

View attachment 1101892 RD last night with his Tommy Gun

I actually have a tommygun.. lol. And I gotta go pick it up today from I run guns because they were doing some work to it.

So I was kinda being serious about shooting this morning

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

So... Let me get this straight, I can go kick the shit out of some kids toys as long as I'm not a dick about it?

These guys are having fun

No.
If someone finds that video "fun" they're fucked up in the head.
I'll go so far as to say if you find that "fun", you're fucked up in the head but I understand the point you're making and agree wholeheartedly.
Coors Light will do that to you though.

 

[RiverDave]

So... Let me get this straight, I can go kick the shit out of some kids toys as long as I'm not a dick about it?


No.
If someone finds that video "fun" they're fucked up in the head.
I'll go so far as to say if you find that "fun", you're fucked up in the head but I understand the point you're making and agree wholeheartedly.
Coors Light will do that to you though.

I personally wouldn’t club a baby seal.. I prefer beaver pelts personally.

 

[shreve"T"]

Grads or RD?

LMAO !!! In this case I meant GRADS

 

[Outdrive1]

There’s fun and then there’s hanging glow sticks from your cock fun.

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

I personally wouldn’t club a baby seal.. I prefer beaver pelts personally.

Most normal men enjoy beating the shit out of a Beaver every now and then just sayin. .

 

[That Guy]

I think this thread is about to find another gear....

 

[DILLIGAF]

Where are the mods when ya need em.

 

[RiverDave]

Well, at least we don't have to endure any ball sack pics.

So we have that going for us...which is nice.

That was an epic night.. lol. Stacy took my phone away from me.

 

[RiverDave]

Most normal men enjoy beating the shit out of a Beaver every now and then just sayin. .

I mean who do they think they are fucking up all the creeks and rivers?