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Morning Intruder

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So there I was on the couch this morning moments after waking up. I start hearing all sorts of noises coming from where the door to the garage is. I know my wife and son are asleep. Some motherfucker is in my garage! I ninja my way back into the bedroom to grab the heat. Charge, safety off, ready mode, I'm creepin into the kitchen, careful to not making a sound, ohhh we're fucking awake now! I turn the corner and..... nothing.

It's the new ice maker that I'm still getting use to. lol

Good morning!

I posted this Thursday on FB. I figured at least one of you guys have done this before.
 

Sharky

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That's one way to get those holes in ice cubes.

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wzuber

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More fun and effective than coffee.
Hiw long did it take for the jitters to go away?
 

Mcob25rg

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Been there, done that. I haven’t put any holes in anything yet - hope I continue that trend
 

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I did that once, same thing with noises in the garage. Snuck a peak at the garage door and saw it was closed so I snuck around to the back door of the garage, opened the door with gun drawn, to find the neighbors cat running around inside. Turns out when I was grabbing tools out of it to work on a project in the backyard the neighbors cat decided to walk in and I closed him inamd ro too ot off i guess i didnt lock the backdoor so i thought someone picked the lock.
Needless to say the wife was scared as hell when she heard the noises.
 

Tio Pancho

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Similar situation here. Ex wife and I had just got into bed. Going to watch something on my phone since she was reading and didn’t want to turn on the tv. All of a sudden I hear multiple voices in my garage. I turn into Kaptain Underpants and go in.
Turns out my phone was still connected to the sound bar in the garage. 😁
Pretty good range I thought.
 

Xtrmwakeboarder

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Lmao I did the same thing the night they installed our new fridge and freezer. Never had a working ice maker before so I jumped up and rushed to clear the house
 

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And now all his ice cubes have a hole in the center… 😂

Thanks for the great story.
 
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We have 4 dogs that go ape shit crazy at basically nothing - wind, Amazon delivery, pool guy etc

Its nice to have that little extra security
 

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We just got a new thing to hang shit on by the front door, since the mudroom/garage entrance is now the in-law’s apartment.

My office door is right by the front door, and I encountered this, had to text a pic to the wife LOL

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View from the other side

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"Grab the Heat" is that what the kids are calling it these days......and was she up for it?
 

Mcob25rg

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Captain Underpants will be added to my vocabulary - that latterly made my eyes water laughing!
 

was thatguy

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Oh yeah been there done that!
Closed the damn cat in the shop a few times up in Anderson, had a raccoon in there once.
Also had some real people show up in the wee hours a couple times knocking on the door.
They tend to retreat when a naked man with a Mossberg shows up.
 
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