MFKR- I survived, but barely

[Xring01]

So it was a 4 day weekend for us.
4 Sister In Laws
1 Daughter
1 Daughter in Law
and my wife…

All at my house, for 4 fucking days… I am the only male in the house… no fucking back up what so ever…

I stood alone against that force.

Against all fucking odds… I am still alive, and not divorced…

Calling that Win… Holy shit… those women can talk…

I swear to god… 7 of them in a room, 3 conversations going at the same time, all 7 of them are fully engaged in the 3 conversations AT THE SAME TIME… even with non stop interruptions. But the problem with this strategy, is they can do this for hours, before they decide if we should bbq the chicken or bake it, Or Gin Fizz, versus Margarita’s, or what game they should play next.

These are endless debates… and no one gets angry… they just get louder and interrupt each other non stop??????

Dude I am telling yall right now… My best friend would get punched in the nose if a conversation like these lasted more then than few minutes… WTF.. I just dont get it.

 

[zhandfull]

My oldest daughter along can wear me out in about five minutes talking.

Glad you made it through four days with extended family.

 

[DarkHorseRacing]

My Thanksgivings are like that. I’m crawling up the walls by Saturday.

 

[Xring01]

Wife, literally left a bit ago, taking the last one to the airport.
In the garage..
With a 4 fingers of some home made mighty fine toasted rye bourbon, the music cranked…
Just relaxing a bit…

Fuck me… that was not fun. I will not be home the next time that shit happens… I would rather go create a Youtube channel and pretend to be homeless in downtown Reno….

and right on fucking cue…. Metallica Orion bounces up… only one thing to do… crank it and take another sip of bourbon.

 

[77charger]

I know the feeling lol. Couple weeks ago we dropped our daughter off at college.

My wife her mom,sister,her friend and daughter. I was the only guy and driving around east coast cities and streets was different. But I had like 4-5 experts with me til I said ok you girls can drive.

 

[lbhsbz]

You’re a braver man than me. When my MIL shows up, I go to the store and don’t come back until she leaves….sometimes a week later.

 

[Xring01]

Alright….
No longer feeling the need to punch the wall….
Venting to yall, The bourbon and music are working….
Just fired up a Rocky Patel Decade… thats been aging in the humidor for a few years…

Heart rate is down… I am gonna make it… most likely this will add to my PTSD… but diffently looking forward to tomorrow…

WIth an empty house… ohhh and work… cant wait for work to hit, so I get all those stupid conversations out of my head, because all they do is make ask WHY IN THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THIS CONVERSATION REALLY MATTERS???

Time for another 4 fingers of bourbon… tomorrow is going to be good day…

 

[2Driver]

Been like this for years.

 

[TrollerDave]

They are a different species.

“Yep.”

 

[was thatguy]

So it was a 4 day weekend for us.
4 Sister In Laws
1 Daughter
1 Daughter in Law
and my wife…

All at my house, for 4 fucking days… I am the only male in the house… no fucking back up what so ever…

I stood alone against that force.

Against all fucking odds… I am still alive, and not divorced…

Calling that Win… Holy shit… those women can talk…

I swear to god… 7 of them in a room, 3 conversations going at the same time, all 7 of them are fully engaged in the 3 conversations AT THE SAME TIME… even with non stop interruptions. But the problem with this strategy, is they can do this for hours, before they decide if we should bbq the chicken or bake it, Or Gin Fizz, versus Margarita’s, or what game they should play next.

These are endless debates… and no one gets angry… they just get louder and interrupt each other non stop??????

Dude I am telling yall right now… My best friend would get punched in the nose if a conversation like these lasted more then than few minutes… WTF.. I just dont get it.

Oh you poor bastard…

 

[Xring01]

If you have a damn good sound system… I mean a damn good sound system…
Fire up

Allan Taylor
Kerouac’s Dream


If you have a damn good system, you will get it…
If you don‘t, you will think I am stupid.

About to sign off for the night.

That was a damn good cigar, and great song to end the evening.

 

[C_J_J_C]

I'm sorry honey I didn't know your mother was coming when I signed up for overtime.

But your retired.

I mean I'm helping a friend with something. Bye. Let mw know when she goes home.

 

[Xring01]

I'm sorry honey I didn't know your mother was coming when I signed up for overtime.

But your retired.

I mean I'm helping a friend with something. Bye. Let mw know when she goes home.

I guess I am as stupid as I look…

 

[C_J_J_C]

I guess I am as stupid as I look…

Nope... it just means your a better man than I am.

I have always done right by my mother-in-law. I take amazing care of her daughter and I give them as much time as they would like together. I just think Arizona to Louisiana is the perfect distance between her and I.

 

[was thatguy]

If you have a damn good sound system… I mean a damn good sound system…
Fire up

Allan Taylor
Kerouac’s Dream


If you have a damn good system, you will get it…
If you don‘t, you will think I am stupid.

About to sign off for the night.

That was a damn good cigar, and great song to end the evening.

I’m closing out with The Warning “disciple” live from Mexico City last year.

 

[n2otoofast4u]

Pics of sister in laws?

I mean someone had to ask, right!?

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

So it was a 4 day weekend for us.
4 Sister In Laws
1 Daughter
1 Daughter in Law
and my wife…

All at my house, for 4 fucking days… I am the only male in the house… no fucking back up what so ever…

I stood alone against that force.

Against all fucking odds… I am still alive, and not divorced…

Calling that Win… Holy shit… those women can talk…

I swear to god… 7 of them in a room, 3 conversations going at the same time, all 7 of them are fully engaged in the 3 conversations AT THE SAME TIME… even with non stop interruptions. But the problem with this strategy, is they can do this for hours, before they decide if we should bbq the chicken or bake it, Or Gin Fizz, versus Margarita’s, or what game they should play next.

These are endless debates… and no one gets angry… they just get louder and interrupt each other non stop??????

Dude I am telling yall right now… My best friend would get punched in the nose if a conversation like these lasted more then than few minutes… WTF.. I just dont get it.

Yup, really demonstrates how differently the two genders are wired. Congrats on surviving! Did ya notice how they don't complete thoughts... or is that people under 45 I can't recall... I haven't listened to either group in years but love having em around.

 

[JB in so cal]

Bet the sandwiches were plentiful, right!

 

[4Waters]

So it was a 4 day weekend for us.
4 Sister In Laws
1 Daughter
1 Daughter in Law
and my wife…

All at my house, for 4 fucking days… I am the only male in the house… no fucking back up what so ever…

I stood alone against that force.

Against all fucking odds… I am still alive, and not divorced…

Calling that Win… Holy shit… those women can talk…

I swear to god… 7 of them in a room, 3 conversations going at the same time, all 7 of them are fully engaged in the 3 conversations AT THE SAME TIME… even with non stop interruptions. But the problem with this strategy, is they can do this for hours, before they decide if we should bbq the chicken or bake it, Or Gin Fizz, versus Margarita’s, or what game they should play next.

These are endless debates… and no one gets angry… they just get louder and interrupt each other non stop??????

Dude I am telling yall right now… My best friend would get punched in the nose if a conversation like these lasted more then than few minutes… WTF.. I just dont get it.

Aren't you a Firefighter? If so why didn't you just pick up a 96?

 

[Gelcoater]

So it was a 4 day weekend for us.
4 Sister In Laws
1 Daughter
1 Daughter in Law
and my wife…

All at my house, for 4 fucking days… I am the only male in the house… no fucking back up what so ever…

I stood alone against that force.

Against all fucking odds… I am still alive, and not divorced…

Calling that Win… Holy shit… those women can talk…

I swear to god… 7 of them in a room, 3 conversations going at the same time, all 7 of them are fully engaged in the 3 conversations AT THE SAME TIME… even with non stop interruptions. But the problem with this strategy, is they can do this for hours, before they decide if we should bbq the chicken or bake it, Or Gin Fizz, versus Margarita’s, or what game they should play next.

These are endless debates… and no one gets angry… they just get louder and interrupt each other non stop??????

Dude I am telling yall right now… My best friend would get punched in the nose if a conversation like these lasted more then than few minutes… WTF.. I just dont get it.

Gut rolling here.
My wife is the youngest of 10, 2 boys
Then there’s nieces and nephews well into the 30s, 40s
And I have 2 daughters. One is almost 30

I feel your situation


Get a male dog.


This is Rocky

Some times we go on walks.

Most of his breed go 9-10 years-ish.
He’s 12, working towards 13. Because he’s in shape. Because we walk sometimes.

He’s old, but when it counts? He’s still this guy

Get a buddy and balance the scale

 

[wzuber]

I’m closing out with The Warning “disciple” live from Mexico City last year.

Those ladies kick ass...

 

[rrrr]

I’m closing out with The Warning “disciple” live from Mexico City last year.

If I was fifty years younger, I would be in South America in front of the stage drooling at Ale.

 

[was thatguy]

If I was fifty years younger, I would be in South America in front of the stage drooling at Ale.

I’ve got a ticket on hold for the glass house Pomona in October.

 

[DILLIGAF]

So it was a 4 day weekend for us.
4 Sister In Laws
1 Daughter
1 Daughter in Law
and my wife…

All at my house, for 4 fucking days… I am the only male in the house… no fucking back up what so ever…

I stood alone against that force.

Against all fucking odds… I am still alive, and not divorced…

Calling that Win… Holy shit… those women can talk…

I swear to god… 7 of them in a room, 3 conversations going at the same time, all 7 of them are fully engaged in the 3 conversations AT THE SAME TIME… even with non stop interruptions. But the problem with this strategy, is they can do this for hours, before they decide if we should bbq the chicken or bake it, Or Gin Fizz, versus Margarita’s, or what game they should play next.

These are endless debates… and no one gets angry… they just get louder and interrupt each other non stop??????

Dude I am telling yall right now… My best friend would get punched in the nose if a conversation like these lasted more then than few minutes… WTF.. I just dont get it.

lol......You made it thru and earned bonus points from your wife for sure.

 

[Mikes56]

Go out for a carton of milk and never come back lol

 

[Eliminator21vdrive]

I thought that is what garages with tv/stereo are for? "MAN cave"?

 

[Xring01]

Gut rolling here.
My wife is the youngest of 10, 2 boys
Then there’s nieces and nephews well into the 30s, 40s
And I have 2 daughters. One is almost 30

I feel your situation


Get a male dog.


This is Rocky
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Some times we go on walks.

Most of his breed go 9-10 years-ish.
He’s 12, working towards 13. Because he’s in shape. Because we walk sometimes.

He’s old, but when it counts? He’s still this guy View attachment 1424963

Get a buddy and balance the scale

I have 2 dogs… both females… LOL…

Glad you got a laugh out of my misery…

 

[jetboatperformance]

So it was a 4 day weekend for us.
4 Sister In Laws
1 Daughter
1 Daughter in Law
and my wife…




Whats worse in that scenario is if the are all "Synched up" on the monthly "visitor" EEEEEEK

 

[mash on it]

My pops referred to it as 'chewing the cud'.
Or more accurately, 'the heifers chewing the cud', but that was understood.

Sounds like some Last Man Standing sh!t right there

Dan'l

 

[Cray Paper]

Been in similar situations before and always found it amazing how much talking was going on with zero listening and the happiness in the 10+ woman's eyes while it was occurring. I was amazed and shocked each time, but I knew to keep my distance and worked hard not to be a main focus of the hen house. What was truly shocking to me was the topics of the semi related conversations, I would never want my children to hear that.

This past Sunday had the following females in our home, my wife, my mom, friends wife, wife's best friend, wife's sons girlfriends at our home for a BBQ / taco fest. The hen house chatter was under control Sunday but had flash backs to other points in my life where estrogen ruled supreme. To the OP, I was thinking about the same thing this weekend. No doubt about it, women love to talk!

 

[Dettom]

I thought I was alone in this "conversations of females" phenomenon. The women in my wife's family can have five separate conversations, with five different topics, all at the same time and they know what each other is saying. It's amazing and crazy to witness. I cringe when I see it, while praying to God Himself that it will end soon and the madness will end.

 

[samsah33]

My wife is the 4th of 4 sisters, and I have 2 daughters and a bitch. When that estrogen starts flowing, my 150* garage in the middle of summer suddenly becomes the coolest place in the house...

 

[cofooter]

My wife is the 4th of 4 sisters, and I have 2 daughters and a bitch. When that estrogen starts flowing, my 150* garage in the middle of summer suddenly becomes the coolest place in the house...

Usually results in a hall pass to do whatever the hell you want for a few days, they won't even know your gone!!!