Mayo???

[76 Hondo]

I use Mayo in making scrambled eggs Mmmmmm!

 

[endobear]

Grew up eating MW and Velveeta sandwiches.
Won't touch either now.

 

[buck35]

I use Mayo in making scrambled eggs Mmmmmm!

Bacon grease for eggs. Thank me later.

 

[liquid addiction]

We always had MW growing up. My friend had real Mayo and I always loved the sandwich’s his mom made. Only Best Foods now. It also works great to use for grilling buns or even grill cheese.

 

[boatdoc55]

I'm as far away from a Biden voter there is but I grew up on MW and no way in hell are you going to put mayo on my sammich. 50's, 60's kid here. All our friends have a small jar of MW for me in their fridge.

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

The white man's sauce...

 

[lbhsbz]

Good food doesn't need schmoo on it. Sandwich a bit dry?...add some tomato slices.

in thinking about it, there isn't a food problem I haven't been able to solve with either tomato slices or quartered artichokes.

 

[sonicss31]

Have any of you tried to make your own at home? Its oil and egg whites as a base, then you can add all kinds of stuff to it to spice it up.....

My mother tried that when I was a kid, I haven’t eaten Mayo ever since. I’m traumatized.

 

[TrollerDave]

Is the taste difference obvious?

We’ve had the olive oil and I didn’t notice a difference.

 

[pkrrvr619]

My mother tried that when I was a kid, I haven’t eaten Mayo ever since. I’m traumatized.

try the wolfgang puck recipe. you'd be amazed how much oil a couple of egg whites can take...

 

[Gelcoater]

The white man's sauce...

Bullshit.

We all know our brown brothers to the south love the stuff.

A little known fact is that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico but as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York.

The ship hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course as Sinko de Mayo.

 

[530RL]

Mayo spoils much quicker than does Miracle Whip.

In the 60’s and 70’s Moms typically used Miracle Whip for lunches during hot months when we were kids as a sandwich with Mayo sitting in 100 degree heat in a metal GI Joe lunch box in a metal locker for 4 or 5 hours before eating could occasionally cause an interesting result in the afternoon.

I certainly prefer Mayo, but I preferred not shitting myself while heaving lunch in the afternoon even more.

 

[FreeBird236]

The white man's sauce...

What's that white stuff the corn man puts on the corn before the cheese and chili powder?

 

[liquid addiction]

Ranch dressing = Fat Mans Ketchup

 

[rivermobster]

Biden voters eat Miracle Whip

Sick fucks.

That's some sig like shit right there!!!

 

[jetboatperformance]

Mayo is a must (Best foods only) on Sandwiches , burgers , Califonia roast beefs , we do use Extra Virgin Olive oil (locally grown) for grilling and on Bread/rolls for sammich toasting , and a new twist we Use Bobs blue cheese on Baked potatoes vs Sour cream

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

What's that white stuff the corn man puts on the corn before the cheese and chili powder?

Yea...I never understood that shit...that is just straight up nasty. Elote=echoke...

 

[FreeBird236]

Yea...I never understood that shit...that is just straight up nasty. Elote=echoke...

I aways thought it looked good, just couldn't bring myself to try the bathtub corn. Didn't stop my girls though.

 

[Clank123]

Mayo jar when packaging had some style.
My grandfather stored his cotter pins in it…just keeping the tradition.

 

[Uncle Dave]

I HATE Mayo. Any brand or type. I used to have a VERY thin layer on my sandwiches just for the moisture content, now I realized the sandwich is SOOO much better with some good olive oil on it instead. Specially some good garlic olive oil.

Same here can't stand it as a lone ingredient.
I typically order sandwiches and ask for butter instead of mayo.
Where I'll cave is on a double double- thats about it.

 

[HNL2LHC]

The wife is going to start using Mayo in October. It will be so refreshing to not have to travel to San Francisco for her MRI. Oh Wait I am talking Mayo Clinic and you guys are talking Mayonnaise. Best Food sis our brand of choice in our household.

 

[badgas]

I use Mayo in making scrambled eggs Mmmmmm!

 

[DaytonaBabe]

Seriously disappointed that neither of these have been mentioned in this thread. Get your shit together, inmates!

 

[76 Hondo]

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Seriously disappointed that neither of these have been mentioned in this thread. Get your shit together, inmates!

 

[old rigger]

You need to add an "Anything but Miracle Whip" choice, that stuff is f'n disgusting.

Just the opposite here, I won't touch anything with Mayo on it, only miracle whip. And thats maybe 4 times a year, BLT's mainly.

I think mayo is the most disgusting thing ever invented. Looks like a jar of pimple popping's.

 

[FreeBird236]

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That's the best gif I've seen in a while.

 

[Ricks raft]

I don't mind a small amount of me on my sandwiches. My wife is obsessed. Mayo on sandwiches, use it for salad dressing, in spaghetti, on tacos, mayo and green bean sandwiches... And it must be quality best foods

 

[rrrr]

My wife's choice would be to shove the entire bottle up my ass every time she watches me glob the Best Mayo on my sandwiches
If she's watching I'll add even more and make a big production out of spreading it --- as she Urps and Gags
She won't eat mayo for anything and will flat jump over the counter and attack the ass-clown who doesn't "Hold The Mayo" as she requested.

My wife does that too. It's fucking disgusting to see the stuff oozing out of the sides of a sammich.

 

[500bbc]

you must buy it in the squeeze container like i do. it pisses me off to no end when its put back wrong. might have steal that idea and start smashing the corner on the wrong end so it wont stand up.

Unscrew the lid, use a knife, just like the stone age.

 

[poncho]

Unscrew the lid, use a knife, just like the stone age.

For some reason we always have both, no idea why?

 

[Gramps]

I bought a bottle of Duke's....tried it on a sandwich..............bottle is in the trash now.

 

[pronstar]

We don’t use mayo much…but when we do, Avocado mayo FTW

 

[stephenkatsea]

If you have an aversion to Mayo, it could be a sign of other difficulties. Just sayin’. But, Best Foods and,back east, Hellman’s are the real deal. Miracle Whip is the Fruit Loops of real Mayonnaise.

 

[FreeBird236]

I bought a bottle of Duke's....tried it on a sandwich..............bottle is in the trash now.

Thanks for the heads up.