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jetboatperformance

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She wants to sue Lyft I hear
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The only time I thought I might flip a CruisinTiki, is when I had 6 women, who were about the same size. They saw a manatee, and all 6 went to the same side…….

Mayday Mayday Mayday……….. I am going down. lol
 

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Isn't there some potential there for the driver to get sued as well? Improperly loaded vehicle and such?

Seriously. Weight distribution/properly loading a vehicle. Would a seatbelt even fit?

Lyft might need a flatbed unit. Ratchet strap the obese in or something?
 

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Did she request an extra large vehicle to accommodate her girth? If not then she’s at fault. This can’t be the first time she had become aware of her rotundness and not requested a vehicle for her special needs.
That’s like a guy in a wheelchair requesting a ride and not informing the ride company of his special requirements.
She’s just fat and stupid.
 

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You realize that the only empty seat on the plane is right next to you……… then you see her waddling down the aisle! It’s going to be a long flight, no matter how close the next stop is. lol
 

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On a side note - she’s got short arms and a huge backside, how does she……
Back to front and that’s frightening thought now that I think of it just like one of my son’s favorite cartoons when he was a kid there was somebody saying what am I going to do with these little dinosaur arms? I think it was a T-Rex.
 

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Back to front and that’s frightening thought now that I think of it just like one of my son’s favorite cartoons when he was a kid there was somebody saying what am I going to do with these little dinosaur arms? I think it was a T-Rex.
Toy story, the movie. The T-Rex toy says it. Wow, I think I've seen that movie way too many times!
 

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Saw this on the TV earlier, here’s the shortest video clip I could find that appears to be legit. One of the many reasons I don’t think I could be a Lyft or Uber driver ever!🤣
 

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We did a job few weeks ago and the tenant looked similar. Was told to go to a hotel for 2 days and refused. I don't think it left the house in years. There was no toilet to use for 2 days. And I don't see how it could even use the toilet.
 

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We did a job few weeks ago and the tenant looked similar. Was told to go to a hotel for 2 days and refused. I don't think it left the house in years. There was no toilet to use for 2 days. And I don't see how it could even use the toilet.
Probably snapped off her turds in the Shower and used a hand shower to wash away the left overs. A lot of Muslin women use either Bidets for peeing or drop their load in the shower because they can't use anything to wipe their ass (toilet paper) that's been made by a man. o_O :eek: ;)
 
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8 year old Maynard laughed at a group of fat people when Maverick Helicopters wouldn't let them board a flight he was on in Las Vegas.
Teachable moment to explain being polite to your kids when catching them in the act.

Courts rule in favor of Safety every time.
 

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Good chance to set a precedent here, your problems are not society's problems.
 

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Probably snapped off her turds in the Shower and used a hand shower to wash away the left overs. A lot of Muslin women use either Bidets for peeing or drop their load in the shower because they can't use anything to wipe their ass (paper toilet paper) that's been made by a man. o_O :eek: ;)


Water was off and no handheld.

Tub looked like it was used for storage. Not sure how it showered.
 
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