Skyskier
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Ya know, as I read some of these threads about all the discontent & turmoil regarding these, supposed to be "fun" campgrounds & camping expierences, it brings to mind one of my own type situations. It was 1967, I was living 24/7 in a big "camp" ( Fort Ord )........It SHOULD have been a "happy place" I mean shit, we were ALL young, we ALL had guns, and I mean REAL guns, 50 cal. machine guns with all the "free" ammo we could shoot, fully automatic m-16's, some of us had bazooka's, rocket launchers, hand grenades & such :thumbsup for the average 20 year old, life could NOT have been much better,.......we could get a HUGE pitcher of beer for like a buck, well drinks for .50 cents, food & clothes & medical needs were free ........ NOTHING to spend our money on but booze & hookers yeah, for the most part, life WAS good
B U T there was ALWAYS some azzhat that would fuk up the good times with a bunch of BS rules & regulations :skull.............as time was drawing near to the end of this part of the "camp out" our 1st seargent decided he was gonna turn this "F troop" into something else :fingers: he went to another company ( a different group of "campers" ) an got this big, I mean REALLY big ass dude, looked like Woody Strode, about 6'8 LEAN MEAN bad ass mfer,......................he came upstairs in our barracks and had us ALL line up at attention WITH the 1st Sarge and proceeded to introduce himself to all the rest of us. After the 1st Sarge left to go downstairs, he proceeds to strut up & down the floor like some kinda a proud peacock, telling us how he was gonna beat the livin shit outta ANYBODY that got outta line :blah::blah::blah:
About the time he got to the back wall of the barracks, the one with NO door, about 10 of us rushed him, threw a blanket over him, proceeded to beat the livin shit outta HIM, dragged his ass to the stairs & threw him down to the bottom an hollered, "send us another one" "
Well to make a longer story shorter,..... we didn't drink any beer for the rest of our stay , in fact, we didn't go ANYWHERE for the rest of our "stay" . In that he couldn't say EXACTLY who jacked his ass up, we were ALL "punished" for the melee, .......sorry for the guy's that weren't a part of the "blanket party" BUT, sometimes you just gotta sacrafice a few for the many :thumbsup
Next time one of your "camp host's" tries to throw a "wet blanket" on the festivities in camp, you may want to consider having YOUR own "blanket party" ..........................Just a thought :hmm
B U T there was ALWAYS some azzhat that would fuk up the good times with a bunch of BS rules & regulations :skull.............as time was drawing near to the end of this part of the "camp out" our 1st seargent decided he was gonna turn this "F troop" into something else :fingers: he went to another company ( a different group of "campers" ) an got this big, I mean REALLY big ass dude, looked like Woody Strode, about 6'8 LEAN MEAN bad ass mfer,......................he came upstairs in our barracks and had us ALL line up at attention WITH the 1st Sarge and proceeded to introduce himself to all the rest of us. After the 1st Sarge left to go downstairs, he proceeds to strut up & down the floor like some kinda a proud peacock, telling us how he was gonna beat the livin shit outta ANYBODY that got outta line :blah::blah::blah:
About the time he got to the back wall of the barracks, the one with NO door, about 10 of us rushed him, threw a blanket over him, proceeded to beat the livin shit outta HIM, dragged his ass to the stairs & threw him down to the bottom an hollered, "send us another one" "
Well to make a longer story shorter,..... we didn't drink any beer for the rest of our stay , in fact, we didn't go ANYWHERE for the rest of our "stay" . In that he couldn't say EXACTLY who jacked his ass up, we were ALL "punished" for the melee, .......sorry for the guy's that weren't a part of the "blanket party" BUT, sometimes you just gotta sacrafice a few for the many :thumbsup
Next time one of your "camp host's" tries to throw a "wet blanket" on the festivities in camp, you may want to consider having YOUR own "blanket party" ..........................Just a thought :hmm