Jew night

[Angry Inch]

So, my lady is half Jew (the other half is Cuban), sister's dude is converted jew (Step dad is a Jew), sister's roomate is an adopted Jew; and, they all decided to have "Jew night", a night of cooking kosher.

I asked if we were allowed to use an oven. Nobody laughed except me. :smackhead

 

[RiverDave]

So, my lady is half Jew (the other half is Cuban), sister's dude is converted jew (Step dad is a Jew), sister's roomate is an adopted Jew; and, they all decided to have "Jew night", a night of cooking kosher.

I asked if we were allowed to use an oven. Nobody laughed except me. :smackhead

Are you even invited to jew night?

RD

 

[Scott E]

So, my lady is half Jew (the other half is Cuban), sister's dude is converted jew (Step dad is a Jew), sister's roomate is an adopted Jew; and, they all decided to have "Jew night", a night of cooking kosher.

I asked if we were allowed to use an oven. Nobody laughed except me. :smackhead

I knw it's bad but...roflmao:lmao

 

[jordy]

Jewish Cubans??? Does that mean they don't share their cigars??? :hmm

 

[Angry Inch]

Are you even invited to jew night?

RD

Not any more.

 

[RiverDave]

Not any more.

Well that's ok.. atleast you got a laugh out of it.

RD

 

[musicFunsun]

Kosher reflects the preparation of the food. so perhaps you should stay out of the kitchen

 

[new2cats]

Jewish Cubans??? Does that mean they don't share their cigars??? :hmm

Good one-

-ignore spelling, spell check broken!!-

Or

Wear Torta Yamikas
Grease their safartic curls
Eat Giffelta beans
Are named Ricky Ricardoberg???

 

[TBI]

Q: Do you know what you get when you squeeze a synagogue?





A: Jews

 

[lebel409]

Hey, while you have them all there, could you resolve something for me?

I'm tired of Easter being moved...because Passover moves...

I know they have a special little calender and all, but dang! Makes school schedules hard, PITA!

Personally I think the Christians needed to deal with this a long time ago...so anyway if you could get this squared away I'd appreciate it.

 

[musicFunsun]

Hey, while you have them all there, could you resolve something for me?

I'm tired of Easter being moved...because Passover moves...

I know they have a special little calender and all, but dang! Makes school schedules hard, PITA!

Personally I think the Christians needed to deal with this a long time ago...so anyway if you could get this squared away I'd appreciate it.

I;m all over it

 

[essexjet]

Jewish Cubans??? Does that mean they don't share their cigars??? :hmm

Just mean that more then the tip get cut off