WELCOME TO RIVER DAVES PLACE

It's a boy! It's a boy!!!!!

Tom Brown

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William and Kate had a baby boy! No name yet but we can just call him Three since he is third in line for the throne.

Cancel your plans for the rest of the day and pour yourself a snifter of brandy. It's time for a toast. :thumbsup
 

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I'm kind of confused Tom. I can't tell from your post, the sarcasm has been laid on so thick that it almost seems like you give a shit:D
 

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The media is spewing all over themselves right now.....:rolleyes

kate who? is she the one with the nice asssssssssss:D
 

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You guys are way outta line. Take that shit to another thread. Show some respect in here.
 

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You guys are way outta line. Take that shit to another thread. Show some respect in here.
Hey, Unlike you "Sheep" in Canada......Americans fought a war to leave that "Royal" shit behind 240 some odd years ago.

I was showing respect when I didn't post....."Who gives a shit".....so in fact I was showing respect by not posting that first thought that came to my mind:p
 

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Hey, Unlike you "Sheep" in Canada......Americans fought a war to leave that "Royal" shit behind 240 some odd years ago.

I was showing respect when I didn't post....."Who gives a shit".....so in fact I was showing respect by not posting that first thought that came to my mind:p

Agreed, Tom take your liberal socialistic way of thinking and move across the Atlantic. I like it just fine the way it is/was over here!
 

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I heard they were going to name him Barack
 

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Poor kid has to suck on those ugly titties.




Remember the thread people......:)
 

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Yeah, Kate's ass could stop traffic.

We'll have to see if she can "Jane Fonda" it back into shape.

I gotta say, although I think the British royalty is about as useless as tits on the Queen, I have MUCH respect for Wills. He held his chin high when their Mom died, and has excelled at his military duties.
 

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Let us not forget whom it is we are talking about here Ladies and Gentlemen. We are talking about the King of England. It is no token figurehead position. The King (or at this point, still Queen) of England still reign over the last vestiges of the British Empire. Which at one time was the largest of it's Kind in the history of the modern world, even surpassing the Roman Empire in size. He/she is the ruling monarch in 15 commonwealth countries, one of which is Canada, of which our resident tool Tom Brown resides. :D God help us and save us from the irony of it all. :D


Stand up and sing Brown, your a British subject, show some pride in being part of the greatest nation to ever grace this lousy planet. The nation that gave birth to the US. We are cut from the same piece of oak.

Here are the words for you, if you don't already have them memorized. It is the great short poem by William Blake put to music. I personally think Shakespeare said it a little better...but this will do.






And did those feet in ancient time.
Walk upon Englands mountains green:
And was the holy Lamb of God,
On Englands pleasant pastures seen!

And did the Countenance Divine,
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here,
Among these dark Satanic Mills?

Bring me my Bow of burning gold;
Bring me my Arrows of desire:
Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my Chariot of fire!

I will not cease from Mental Fight,
Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand:
Till we have built Jerusalem,
In Englands green & pleasant Land


[video=youtube;X8VH0sbEU20]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8VH0sbEU20[/video]
 
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Let us not forget whom it is we are talking about here Ladies and Gentlemen. We are talking about the King of England. It is no token figurehead position. The King (or at this point, still Queen) of England still reign over the last vestiges of the British Empire. Which at one time was the largest of it's Kind in the history of the modern world, even surpassing the Roman Empire in size. He/she is the ruling monarch in 15 commonwealth countries, one of which is Canada, of which our resident tool Tom Brown resides. :D God help us and save us from the irony of it all. :D


Stand up and sing Brown, your a British subject, show some pride in being part of the greatest nation to ever grace this lousy planet. The nation that gave birth to the US. We are cut from the same piece of oak.
In all fairness I think Canada actually made big strides toward being much more independent from the British Commonwealth (at least in terms of governance) sometime in the early 80's.....please help us with this one Tom???
 

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In all fairness I think Canada actually made big strides toward being much more independent from the British Commonwealth (at least in terms of governance) sometime in the early 80's.....please help us with this one Tom???

How should I know? I don't follow Canadian politics.
 

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I don't know why Tom Brown is so excited. At the current rate of Islamic Immigration, they will be a Muslim state long before he ever gets a chance at the Throne. Just Sayin.:(
 

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How should I know? I don't follow Canadian politics.

No shit.You are too busy being a Nosy Bastard in American Politics.....And you don't know Jack Shit about them either. LOL.:D
 
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I don't know why Tom Brown is so excited. At the current rate of Islamic Immigration, they will be a Muslim state long before he ever gets a chance at the Throne. Just Sayin.:(

As long as it is the will of Allah. :cool
 

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In all fairness I think Canada actually made big strides toward being much more independent from the British Commonwealth (at least in terms of governance) sometime in the early 80's.....please help us with this one Tom???


True, but they have never severed the tie completely....they are still very much a commonwealth...and share a rich deep history with England. A lot of Canadian boys landed on the beaches of Normandy, and a lot of them never made it back. For Tom here to be so flippant and sarcastic about the whole thing, is saddening. But then again, that's Tom. :D
 

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True, but they have never severed the tie completely....they are still very much a commonwealth...and share a rich deep history with England. A lot of Canadian boys landed on the beaches of Normandy, and a lot of them never made it back. For Tom here to be so flippant and sarcastic about the whole thing, is saddening. But then again, that's Tom. :D

I'm not one to split hairs but I'm pretty sure that landing on the beach in Normandy is not quite the same as landing on a bitch's labia.
 

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Pics of the new king are slowly leaking.

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Mint now grows wild in Hollywood Calif and it traces back to our Home on 3rd and Highland.

My mom planted it in the neighborhood after WW2 in anticipation of the Queens Coronation which was televised.
Mom and her Brit friends need the mint for their Coronation party, and it has since taken over.
 

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In all fairness I think Canada actually made big strides toward being much more independent from the British Commonwealth (at least in terms of governance) sometime in the early 80's...?

Exactly right, Prince Charles' polo pony sharted right in the face of the Canadian PM. A terse note from the PM to the Queen followed, asserting Canadian independence and demanding all his records back. :p
 

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I like to simply say congrats to the young British couple on their first child. I wish them well.:thumbup:

From my POS T-mobile thingie
 

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I like to simply say congrats to the young British couple on their first child. I wish them well.:thumbup:

From my POS T-mobile thingie

x 2:thumbup:
 

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This is literally 5 pages of bullshit?

RD
Not really. It's just 45 post on one thread about a world event that only happens a couple times per lifetime. Not like a couple threads about a roof leak that appears to happen more frequently.:p
 

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Nice photoshop.........Michael Jackson :)


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