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mesquito_creek

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At 10K a pop per DUI... you have already saved 4K... Great idea!
 

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Just when I thought you were turning a new leaf...



Fucking negative Nancy lol

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My buddy has one. Most uncomfortable damn thing to get in and out of. lol....unless you are in the two rear seats, every other one sucks. No leg room, no head room. We used to take it to the boat show every year in DTLA. Finally all of us were like, fuck that, lets just roll a big SUV with a driver. AKA Uber Black

I remember when I moved from Vegas to So Cal in 1997. I left Vegas as a poor fuck, for a girl I met on the strip. Long story short, her family was loaded! I moved here, lived in Rolling Hills Estates. We lived in the rear 4 bedroom guest house with attached staff quarters. Anyways, one time I asked her Dad (who I respect more than anyone in this world still to this day, RIP Keith), how come you guys never roll in a Limo? He was like, F THAT and started laughing at me! Its too uncomfortable and too much attention he says. Always stuck with me.

But I do see the novelty! especially for advertising and the fact they are far and few in Havasu.:) And for your Laughlin trips RD that will be fun.
 

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price per fun this thing is the best investment I have ever made. 6k for a bad ass limo that I get to put rdp on the side and I can use it for Stacy’s RE, for partying on weekends, whatever.

I’d say it’s one of the better things I have bought! :D

Fuck ton cheaper than a SXS!
Agreed 100%. Great idea the bang for the buck on those is YUGE!!!

Had a couple buddies that bought limos to use on weekends and shit. Cheap, good investment.

Like the old ad said - Limo 6k. DD $300. No DUI while partying all night in a mobile billboard....PRICELESS!
 

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When you're done with it give it to Wayne and tell him anytime you're too drunk to drive he has to pick you up and bring you home :p
Wayne may want to think that through very carefully. I don't think the payment would offset the work!!!:eek::D
 

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that's awesome!! Can't wait to see the Hallett behind it.
 

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What could possibly go wrong...

Wrap it up. Let mini cat roll it at night.
 

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Mandelon

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If you use it often enough I can see it. But if the darn thing sits in your side yard 28 days a month it would be a fail.

You can write the entire cost off as a business expense I assume? Show properties in it, take it out to bars at night, after all most of your friends are prospective clients right? Hell, you could give free rides home to drunks and fill their pockets with RDP Realty cards and refrigerator magnets.

Some tasteful signage or wrap and the mobile billboard will bring name recognition all over town. Loan it out to charity events or cart the bluehairs to the doctors or polling booths on voting day. I can think of a million uses to keep it busy and getting eyeballs on it.

I assume you already have an RDP RLTY license plate for it?
 

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Sweet....needs a full wrap and some pimp wheels and over the top stereo and lighting.
 

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I'm still surprised how inexpensive they are here. Considering people will still rent them. They make money as rentals, or so the ads for them say!
 

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As I recall, DOT was making changes regarding “for hire” limos. There were a couple of bad accidents and the were looking at exit configurations.
 

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i thought about buying one. like you said they're dirt cheap. its a 2v which should last at least 200k if not more. cheap as hell to maintain. i wanted one that was a little longer. the "6 packs" dont really give you any more additional room over a SUV as the 4 people sit with their legs all smushed together in the middle. but to go to dinner, etc it'll be tons of fun.

dont forget it'll tow...
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Partying on weekends, talking clients out on Monday...what could possibly go wrong?

As long as prospective home buyers are cool with the smell of road rapers and random bodily fluids from the weekend...[emoji2960]


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Neighbor, originally from Florida, bought a limo from Mira Lago. It has the Trump DT initials woven into the upholstery and all the glitz you’d imagine.
 

RiverDave

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Partying on weekends, talking clients out on Monday...what could possibly go wrong?

As long as prospective home buyers are cool with the smell of road rapers and random bodily fluids from the weekend...[emoji2960]


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WTF are you doing in the back of cars? Lol. I just use it for transportation!
 

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It's all good until pics of the limo partiers show up on social media.

You might want to remove the Team RDP signage during the party excursions

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RiverDave

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You know my original thought was letting rdp guys use it and just tip the driver 10-m bucks a head or something.. you guys got me rethinking that program now.
 

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Cool.
Does it have a tow package so I can borrow the trailer when I borrow the limo??
 

RiverDave

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For god’s sake don’t do that. If you had that many issues with the car trailer.. imagine a limo.

I got the driver for the limo.. lol. Would help to keep him busy & offset some of the costs of that.

Honestly ya get in go, get out.
 

RiverDave

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What AREN'T you doing in the back of cars? If you ain't fuckin you failin

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My leg is so ducked up it would be difficult. Lol. Otherwise I’d already have done it!
 

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Bags, 22's and a system...
That way it could be done and ready when you're paroled from gimp prison.
 
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