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At least Willy's willy is covered up🤣
 

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… Oh boy oh boy, such a clever girl prankster…her latest one about 15 minutes ago….I had moved my old Ford expedition across the street because tomorrow’s street cleaning day… and I had told her that I’d just put a new phone charging cord in the car… She said …Can I come over and charge my phone …My cord at home broke… Well, sometimes I don’t know whether she’s fabricating a story or it’s the truth…She did come over and sit in the car and charge her phone,..,So šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

… While we were out there,…Gary, who lives in the two-story house in the backyard across the street…came out… He is a licensed something… He’s like a psychologist at a rehab place… We joked around with him for a while… And he told us that he is on his way to Riverside to pick up somebody who is drunk in a motel… He’s going to drive him back from Riverside to his facility …which I think is in Northridge and sign him up … he says the guy has big insurance …well I don’t know if Mercedes knows about this …but he has a courtesy car a new something or other 250 …because his electric Mercedes quit at the exact same time that his wife’s electric whatever that SUV… made in Vietnam is… Strange things that you see in largely Hispanic… El Barrio No Ho…
… The two electric vehicle couple are Armenian… While we were talking to the psychologist guy… The wife of the guy that lives on one side of me… came down the street and had her car aimed at an SUV that was coming up the street… šŸ˜³ā€¦that woman is a professor of chemistry in Armenia… Yikes… somebody get me out of herešŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø
 
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… Oh boy oh boy, such a clever girl prankster girl…her latest one about 15 minutes ago….I had moved my old Ford expedition across the street because tomorrow’s street cleaning day… and I had told her that I’d just put a new phone charging cord in the car… She said …Can I come over and charge my phone …My cord at home broke… Well, sometimes I don’t know whether she’s fabricating a story or it’s the truth…She did come over and sit in the car and charge her phone,..,So šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

… While we were out there,…Gary, who lives in the two-story house in the backyard across the street…came out… He is a licensed something… He’s like a psychologist at a rehab place… We joked around with him for a while… And he told us that he is on his way to Riverside to pick up somebody who is drunk in a motel… He’s going to drive him back from Riverside to his facility …which I think is in Northridge and sign him up … he says the guy has big insurance …well I don’t know if Mercedes knows about this …but he has a courtesy car a new something or other 250 …because his electric Mercedes quit at the exact same time that his wife’s electric whatever that SUV… made in Vietnam is… Strange things that you see in largely Hispanic… El Barrio No Ho…
… The two electric vehicle couple are Armenian… While we were talking to the psychologist guy… The wife of the guy that lives on one side of me… came down the street and had her car aimed at an SUV that was coming up the street… šŸ˜³ā€¦that woman is a professor of chemistry in Armenia… Yikes… somebody get me out of herešŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

Nice headband btw...

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Nice headband btw...

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… They come in packages of five at Walmart, two blacks a purple, a yellow, and some other color… I can’t rememberā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøā€¦ they are cheap… And they block out a lot of the reality of where I livešŸ˜³ā€¦ the further you slide the headband down over your eyes the better the neighborhood looksšŸ‘ā€¦
 

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I Willie’s mind, those hedges were 2’ higher, 2 hours before this picture was taken😜
… Two hours before this Willie B was asleep… and not dreaming about hedges… at least that’s the way I remember itšŸ˜³ā€¦
 

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Me goes firstest.

Are you training to be a feared warrior?

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….Nope… starting tomorrow, I’m gonna be training …for when I wake up in the morning …to put some pants and T-shirt onšŸ˜³ā€¦

… When I was doing my little idiotic exposĆ© …this guy Bob …who walks every morning was walking down the other side of the street …and when he glanced over … let me rephrase that … When he craned his neck …I don’t think he could believe what he was seeing… Bob is retired engineer from the Army Corps Of Engineers.… I think he is 84… and was probably busy during the era of free fom thinkingā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøā€¦
 
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… Neighbor girl is a master of taking candid photographs and video of people, places and things…

… But when you try to take a candid shot of her,…this is what can happen … She can go into snail modešŸ”ā€¦ this was a few years ago…We were eating lunch at the Trancas Market/Buffett in Malibu… where we used to go almost every Sundayā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøā€¦lol…
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….Nope… starting tomorrow, I’m gonna be training …for when I wake up in the morning …to put some pants and T-shirt onšŸ˜³ā€¦

… When I was doing my little idiotic exposĆ© …this guy Bob …who walks every morning was walking down the other side of the street …and when he glanced over … let me rephrase that … When he craned his neck …I don’t think he could believe what he was seeing… Bob is retired engineer from the Army Corps Of Engineers.… I think he is 84… and was probably busy during the era of free fom thinkingā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøā€¦

I could only hope.

Play on play ah.
 

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… Well @NEIGHBOR GIRL strikes again… I play my guitar every night about 1 AM…

Kind of puts me in relaxed mode… my playing is never great… but I noticed it was unusually sloppy…

The front door was open because it had been a little bit warm yesterday… so I’m playing away… Some rhythm stuff …and I’m sort of looking up and it looked like the screen door was opening by itself… I thought I was hallucinating… I’m thinking that can’t be…then there came a bit of laughter from the front porch…It was Neighbor girl… slightly opening the screen door and videoing me strumming on my guitar…

… Funny girl… I will get evenā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø
 
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… There is a bit more to add to her last little prank… after wedging my screen door opened …Neighbor Girl said …Bill come out and look at the moon…it’s different…It’s orange… So she got me to go out on my front lawn and stare at the moon for a bit… We were standing there talking and three people came up the sidewalk..,walking a dog…. By this time it was 2 AM… usually not a lot of dog walkers at that hour… they kind of glanced over …so I said… We’re just out mowing the lawn.., then I added… but we can’t find the lawnmowerā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøā€¦ Did get a bunch of laughs šŸ¤£ā€¦ as they slowly kept on movingā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøā€¦
 
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