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ā€¦ Oh boy oh boy, such a clever girl pranksterā€¦her latest one about 15 minutes agoā€¦.I had moved my old Ford expedition across the street because tomorrowā€™s street cleaning dayā€¦ and I had told her that Iā€™d just put a new phone charging cord in the carā€¦ She said ā€¦Can I come over and charge my phone ā€¦My cord at home brokeā€¦ Well, sometimes I donā€™t know whether sheā€™s fabricating a story or itā€™s the truthā€¦She did come over and sit in the car and charge her phone,..,So šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

ā€¦ While we were out there,ā€¦Gary, who lives in the two-story house in the backyard across the streetā€¦came outā€¦ He is a licensed somethingā€¦ Heā€™s like a psychologist at a rehab placeā€¦ We joked around with him for a whileā€¦ And he told us that he is on his way to Riverside to pick up somebody who is drunk in a motelā€¦ Heā€™s going to drive him back from Riverside to his facility ā€¦which I think is in Northridge and sign him up ā€¦ he says the guy has big insurance ā€¦well I donā€™t know if Mercedes knows about this ā€¦but he has a courtesy car a new something or other 250 ā€¦because his electric Mercedes quit at the exact same time that his wifeā€™s electric whatever that SUVā€¦ made in Vietnam isā€¦ Strange things that you see in largely Hispanicā€¦ El Barrio No Hoā€¦
ā€¦ The two electric vehicle couple are Armenianā€¦ While we were talking to the psychologist guyā€¦ The wife of the guy that lives on one side of meā€¦ came down the street and had her car aimed at an SUV that was coming up the streetā€¦ šŸ˜³ā€¦that woman is a professor of chemistry in Armeniaā€¦ Yikesā€¦ somebody get me out of herešŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø
 
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ā€¦ Oh boy oh boy, such a clever girl prankster girlā€¦her latest one about 15 minutes agoā€¦.I had moved my old Ford expedition across the street because tomorrowā€™s street cleaning dayā€¦ and I had told her that Iā€™d just put a new phone charging cord in the carā€¦ She said ā€¦Can I come over and charge my phone ā€¦My cord at home brokeā€¦ Well, sometimes I donā€™t know whether sheā€™s fabricating a story or itā€™s the truthā€¦She did come over and sit in the car and charge her phone,..,So šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

ā€¦ While we were out there,ā€¦Gary, who lives in the two-story house in the backyard across the streetā€¦came outā€¦ He is a licensed somethingā€¦ Heā€™s like a psychologist at a rehab placeā€¦ We joked around with him for a whileā€¦ And he told us that he is on his way to Riverside to pick up somebody who is drunk in a motelā€¦ Heā€™s going to drive him back from Riverside to his facility ā€¦which I think is in Northridge and sign him up ā€¦ he says the guy has big insurance ā€¦well I donā€™t know if Mercedes knows about this ā€¦but he has a courtesy car a new something or other 250 ā€¦because his electric Mercedes quit at the exact same time that his wifeā€™s electric whatever that SUVā€¦ made in Vietnam isā€¦ Strange things that you see in largely Hispanicā€¦ El Barrio No Hoā€¦
ā€¦ The two electric vehicle couple are Armenianā€¦ While we were talking to the psychologist guyā€¦ The wife of the guy that lives on one side of meā€¦ came down the street and had her car aimed at an SUV that was coming up the streetā€¦ šŸ˜³ā€¦that woman is a professor of chemistry in Armeniaā€¦ Yikesā€¦ somebody get me out of herešŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

Nice headband btw...

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Nice headband btw...

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ā€¦ They come in packages of five at Walmart, two blacks a purple, a yellow, and some other colorā€¦ I canā€™t rememberā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøā€¦ they are cheapā€¦ And they block out a lot of the reality of where I livešŸ˜³ā€¦ the further you slide the headband down over your eyes the better the neighborhood looksšŸ‘ā€¦
 

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Me goes firstest.

Are you training to be a feared warrior?

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ā€¦.Nopeā€¦ starting tomorrow, Iā€™m gonna be training ā€¦for when I wake up in the morning ā€¦to put some pants and T-shirt onšŸ˜³ā€¦

ā€¦ When I was doing my little idiotic exposĆ© ā€¦this guy Bob ā€¦who walks every morning was walking down the other side of the street ā€¦and when he glanced over ā€¦ let me rephrase that ā€¦ When he craned his neck ā€¦I donā€™t think he could believe what he was seeingā€¦ Bob is retired engineer from the Army Corps Of Engineers.ā€¦ I think he is 84ā€¦ and was probably busy during the era of free fom thinkingā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøā€¦
 
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ā€¦ Neighbor girl is a master of taking candid photographs and video of people, places and thingsā€¦

ā€¦ But when you try to take a candid shot of her,ā€¦this is what can happen ā€¦ She can go into snail modešŸ”ā€¦ this was a few years agoā€¦We were eating lunch at the Trancas Market/Buffett in Malibuā€¦ where we used to go almost every Sundayā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøā€¦lolā€¦
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ā€¦.Nopeā€¦ starting tomorrow, Iā€™m gonna be training ā€¦for when I wake up in the morning ā€¦to put some pants and T-shirt onšŸ˜³ā€¦

ā€¦ When I was doing my little idiotic exposĆ© ā€¦this guy Bob ā€¦who walks every morning was walking down the other side of the street ā€¦and when he glanced over ā€¦ let me rephrase that ā€¦ When he craned his neck ā€¦I donā€™t think he could believe what he was seeingā€¦ Bob is retired engineer from the Army Corps Of Engineers.ā€¦ I think he is 84ā€¦ and was probably busy during the era of free fom thinkingā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøā€¦

I could only hope.

Play on play ah.
 

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ā€¦ Well @NEIGHBOR GIRL strikes againā€¦ I play my guitar every night about 1 AMā€¦

Kind of puts me in relaxed modeā€¦ my playing is never greatā€¦ but I noticed it was unusually sloppyā€¦

The front door was open because it had been a little bit warm yesterdayā€¦ so Iā€™m playing awayā€¦ Some rhythm stuff ā€¦and Iā€™m sort of looking up and it looked like the screen door was opening by itselfā€¦ I thought I was hallucinatingā€¦ Iā€™m thinking that canā€™t beā€¦then there came a bit of laughter from the front porchā€¦It was Neighbor girlā€¦ slightly opening the screen door and videoing me strumming on my guitarā€¦

ā€¦ Funny girlā€¦ I will get evenā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø
 
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ā€¦ There is a bit more to add to her last little prankā€¦ after wedging my screen door opened ā€¦Neighbor Girl said ā€¦Bill come out and look at the moonā€¦itā€™s differentā€¦Itā€™s orangeā€¦ So she got me to go out on my front lawn and stare at the moon for a bitā€¦ We were standing there talking and three people came up the sidewalk..,walking a dogā€¦. By this time it was 2 AMā€¦ usually not a lot of dog walkers at that hourā€¦ they kind of glanced over ā€¦so I saidā€¦ Weā€™re just out mowing the lawn.., then I addedā€¦ but we canā€™t find the lawnmowerā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøā€¦ Did get a bunch of laughs šŸ¤£ā€¦ as they slowly kept on movingā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøā€¦
 
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