Human Poop on driveway

[MountainDonkey]

Yes the title states it all. There have been three separate incidents of human poop in my driveway between the two cars and the garage door. How do I know that it is human poop you may ask? because what the perpetrator used to wipe has also been left. First it was Starbucks napkins , second was little Ceasers napkins and third it was an unbranded napkins. Their leather Cheerio must be sore. The napkins have been acting as the toilet paper and thus was the proving point that this was a human.

The most likely suspect is a family member of a neighboring home that appears to be living out of their car next the families home. They allow this person to use the garage but not enter the home. This person appears to be a drug user.

I have called law enforcement 3 times to notify them of the suspicious vehicle that the person is living in. I also notified LASD of the poop but I had already cleaned up the brown glob of a present every time in fear of it spreading or stepping in it when leaving for work.

So the point of my post. I have added 2 cameras in strategic places to capture the next time the infamous shittier comes to do their deed. But I have been woken up by motion detection on my newly labeled “Tweaker shitter cam” and “north corner turd cam” only to find out it was a moth or something triggering the motion.

What should I do? Motion detecting sprinkler ? Armed guard ? Hang out on the roof with a bucket of dog diaheea slime to rain down on them?

It’s bad enough cleaning dog shit off the grass but human shit is ridiculous.

And for those that are wondering . Yes it’s la county right on the border of La/oc.

 

[DWC]

Pellet gun?

 

[TimeBandit]

Said "globs" needs to be returned to the door handles of offending persons vehicle, windshield too.

 

[WTR&PWR]

What area of LA county?

 

[whiteworks]

I would advise the use of violence, most people don’t enjoy catching a beating. Make sure your turd cameras are off

 

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[joecfd1]

If you’d leave the front door unlocked, I’d come inside and use the toilet!

 

[Nordie]

non-lethal pepper balls, probably not legal for purchase in California.

 

[lbhsbz]

Put in the mailbox of the offending neighbor's home....extra points if they have a mail slot in the front door lol

 

[sonicss31]

If you can catch perpetrator in the act be sure to have garden hose and pistol grip nozzle charges to max pressure and show them how a bidet works. If lucky they fall in said poop, bonus points for you if captured on video for you to post up here.

 

[MountainDonkey]

Area is la county but right on border of Buena Park/ la Habra. I like the idea of pellet gun or some other device but since the vehicles are parked there it could be tricky . The latest poop was a few days ago and the suspect vehicle hasn’t been back since but its arrival is at random.

This was the last poop it was affected by the rain which made the clean up even more complicated. Driveway is a 2 car driveway and all 3 of the poops have been between the cars and the garage door 3’ area with of 2 cars. The area of dirt is the corner of the driveway up to the house where it appears they have prairie dogged their ass in the corner behind the bush and opened up the brown soft serve yogurt land.

Ideally I want to put a roll of toilet paper what has been rubbed on poison ivy/ oak or has some type of pepper spray applied. The question is if this Tweaker will have enough brain cells left to consider using supplied paper.

 

[rivermobster]

I have a friend who lives in Whittier. Some homeless mental case got into his garage, and started throwing his stuff in his pool. The mental case then took a crap in an empty container in his garage, and they threw his stuff all around his garage as well.

Cops came and hauled him (the mental case, not my friend) away.

These people really need to be under lock and key. Or maybe put on an island somewhere? Molokai maybe?? Or how about dropped off to Newscum's house?

This situation seriously needs to be addressed.

 

[monkeyswrench]

May be more messy than the crap, and damage the cars...but it will surely bring a smile to many faces

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

Got corn?

 

[sintax]

Poop on the ground…. But the weather has been nice the last two days right???


All joking aside, don’t go the pellet / BB gun route, you’ll definitely be charged with that. CA doesn’t like those either

I’d camera it up, get a positive id, and quietly handle the situation

 

[DLC]

Just give it some time to muster up !

El Crapper will be back In full grunt - shortly….


I wouldn’t say a word to any of the neighbors and just let it flow until you get video of the Great Dump !

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

Butt....



The weather is great!!

 

[HALLETT BOY]

Any retaliation on your part is going to provoke property vandalism by the perp . How about buying them a cheap travel toilet and put it on the side of said driveway ?

 

[HTTP404]

Put one of those lighted security cams up that has the audio chirp or 'warning you are being recorded thing.

 

[LazyLavey]

if you were in San Francisco It'd be the norm

how dare you deprive somebody of their right to evacuate ...... lol

in all serious, use caution.... That poop could be loaded with infectious disease

 

[monkeyswrench]

Anyone remember the Mark and Brian skit: "Duct tape and a cork. It's better than the pink stuff."

 

[HST4ME]

 

[FishSniper]

Yes the title states it all. There have been three separate incidents of human poop in my driveway between the two cars and the garage door. How do I know that it is human poop you may ask? because what the perpetrator used to wipe has also been left. First it was Starbucks napkins , second was little Ceasers napkins and third it was an unbranded napkins. Their leather Cheerio must be sore. The napkins have been acting as the toilet paper and thus was the proving point that this was a human.

The most likely suspect is a family member of a neighboring home that appears to be living out of their car next the families home. They allow this person to use the garage but not enter the home. This person appears to be a drug user.

I have called law enforcement 3 times to notify them of the suspicious vehicle that the person is living in. I also notified LASD of the poop but I had already cleaned up the brown glob of a present every time in fear of it spreading or stepping in it when leaving for work.

So the point of my post. I have added 2 cameras in strategic places to capture the next time the infamous shittier comes to do their deed. But I have been woken up by motion detection on my newly labeled “Tweaker shitter cam” and “north corner turd cam” only to find out it was a moth or something triggering the motion.

What should I do? Motion detecting sprinkler ? Armed guard ? Hang out on the roof with a bucket of dog diaheea slime to rain down on them?

It’s bad enough cleaning dog shit off the grass but human shit is ridiculous.

And for those that are wondering . Yes it’s la county right on the border of La/oc.

Should have collected a sample of each and mailed one to Gavin Newsom, Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden.

 

[RitcheyRch]

Freaking disgusting. Borrow a paint ball gun and tag him.

 

[500bbc]

Should have collected a sample of each and mailed one to Gavin Newsom, Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden.

Joe is fond of chocolate ice creme...

 

[River Runnin]

Fill that car full of shit and dead fish!

 

[Aces & Eights]

Absolutely disgusting. Unfortunately you won’t get nowhere with law enforcement, it is a Health and Safety code violation (crime) to urinate or defecate in public, but…some CA dipshit judge ruled that it is unconstitutional to deny a person the right to piss or shit whenever and wherever they want. Obviously this wasn’t happening in that judge’s driveway. Cops won’t be able to do much if anything.

If it were me I’d go the shame route. This is probably happening because the perp feels he has some sense of privacy to do his business. I’d put up floodlights as well as the cameras in the affected areas. I’d also put up signs warning said perp he is on candid camera and he will be on blast next time he drops a deuce on your property. Then follow through and put him on Next Door app.

 

[Danger Dave]

"Don't we have a thread about loving Southern California already?" - LargeOrangeFont

 

[ChrisV]

Light them up with a paintball gun.

 

[BingerFang]

If he’s a neighbor and you know it’s him doing it why not confront him or the owners of the house about it? Let him know you’re going to put a .45 in the back of his skull if you catch him doing it again. I’m up the street if you need some RDP backup.

 

[DarkHorseRacing]

Maybe instead of paintballs, make up some ice balls the same diameter as a paintball and give the mystery pooper some welts while letting the evidence melt away.

 

[ChrisV]

Really comes down to how much you wanna be a thug about it. Call the cops, light them up with a paintball gun, invite friends over or do nothing.

 

[Wheeler]

Had you read the pit bull threads you'd know just what to do.

 

[Icky]

Did you find any airpods?

 

[yz450mm]

Frozen paintballs followed by pepper spray paintballs. Preferably at the same time.

 

[ka0tyk]

Take your cameras and make sure it’s who you think it is. Take some liquid ass spray and pour it down into the vents of said stray car. It’s absolutely disgusting.

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[RIVERBORN]

Yes the title states it all. There have been three separate incidents of human poop in my driveway between the two cars and the garage door. How do I know that it is human poop you may ask? because what the perpetrator used to wipe has also been left. First it was Starbucks napkins , second was little Ceasers napkins and third it was an unbranded napkins. Their leather Cheerio must be sore. The napkins have been acting as the toilet paper and thus was the proving point that this was a human.

The most likely suspect is a family member of a neighboring home that appears to be living out of their car next the families home. They allow this person to use the garage but not enter the home. This person appears to be a drug user.

I have called law enforcement 3 times to notify them of the suspicious vehicle that the person is living in. I also notified LASD of the poop but I had already cleaned up the brown glob of a present every time in fear of it spreading or stepping in it when leaving for work.

So the point of my post. I have added 2 cameras in strategic places to capture the next time the infamous shittier comes to do their deed. But I have been woken up by motion detection on my newly labeled “Tweaker shitter cam” and “north corner turd cam” only to find out it was a moth or something triggering the motion.

What should I do? Motion detecting sprinkler ? Armed guard ? Hang out on the roof with a bucket of dog diaheea slime to rain down on them?

It’s bad enough cleaning dog shit off the grass but human shit is ridiculous.

And for those that are wondering . Yes it’s la county right on the border of La/oc.

Well…I’m a crazy ass white boy… no offense. Quit being a women and do something about it old man.

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

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May be more messy than the crap, and damage the cars...but it will surely bring a smile to many faces

Bring a smile to many feces you say?

 

[monkeyswrench]

Bring a smile to many feces you say?

Best I could do on short notice for "smiling feces"

 

[Roosky01]

Of all the shit happening in the world you think the cops are going to give a shit?

You need to take shit in to your own hands and fix this shit, Sir!

Sooner you deal with this shit the better…

 

[Todd Mohr]

Did you find any glowsticks, I’m missing some

 

[Ace in the Hole]

Absolutely disgusting. Unfortunately you won’t get nowhere with law enforcement, it is a Health and Safety code violation (crime) to urinate or defecate in public, but…some CA dipshit judge ruled that it is unconstitutional to deny a person the right to piss or shit whenever and wherever they want. Obviously this wasn’t happening in that judge’s driveway. Cops won’t be able to do much if anything.

If it were me I’d go the shame route. This is probably happening because the perp feels he has some sense of privacy to do his business. I’d put up floodlights as well as the cameras in the affected areas. I’d also put up signs warning said perp he is on candid camera and he will be on blast next time he drops a deuce on your property. Then follow through and put him on Next Door app.

Its not just California...Austin is the same way. My wife and I used to go to a Mexican restaurant in downtown frequently... once the sleeping on the sidewalk laws passed etc...it became a free for all... 6th is unrecognizable from 5 years ago. We came out of the restaurant to find a guy shitting in the bed of my old raptor. I wish I was kidding, and several inmates have heard me talk about it. still pisses me off to this day. Hell down their especially south Austin by the river and nicer areas the encampments are full of some peaches. Right south of the river at major intersections I've seen more than one tweaker drop and take a shit in an intersection.

 

[MountainDonkey]

the main suspect (relative of neighbor) is a female, cameras are up and running. The producer of the shit may be given the option to consume their smelly custard.

 

[Orange Juice]

make it a relationship between you and the shitter.

File a restraining order, and have your neighbor (with the problem kid) help you.

Make it easy for the police to pick him up, and sit in jail.

edit: Her

 

[Your ad here]

Any retaliation on your part is going to provoke property vandalism by the perp . How about buying them a cheap travel toilet and put it on the side of said driveway ?

The goal is to get them out of the neighborhood. There's a reason you don't feed wild animals!

 

[DLC]

Just make sure you document who it is …

 

[WYRD]

You got to handle it the same way as you would dog poop. Next time he shits you leave it there and take an even bigger shit right on top of that shit. Mark your territory man it's your damn house. If that don't work catch the little fucker and rub his nose in it.

 

[spectra3279]

Yes the title states it all. There have been three separate incidents of human poop in my driveway between the two cars and the garage door. How do I know that it is human poop you may ask? because what the perpetrator used to wipe has also been left. First it was Starbucks napkins , second was little Ceasers napkins and third it was an unbranded napkins. Their leather Cheerio must be sore. The napkins have been acting as the toilet paper and thus was the proving point that this was a human.

The most likely suspect is a family member of a neighboring home that appears to be living out of their car next the families home. They allow this person to use the garage but not enter the home. This person appears to be a drug user.

I have called law enforcement 3 times to notify them of the suspicious vehicle that the person is living in. I also notified LASD of the poop but I had already cleaned up the brown glob of a present every time in fear of it spreading or stepping in it when leaving for work.

So the point of my post. I have added 2 cameras in strategic places to capture the next time the infamous shittier comes to do their deed. But I have been woken up by motion detection on my newly labeled “Tweaker shitter cam” and “north corner turd cam” only to find out it was a moth or something triggering the motion.

What should I do? Motion detecting sprinkler ? Armed guard ? Hang out on the roof with a bucket of dog diaheea slime to rain down on them?

It’s bad enough cleaning dog shit off the grass but human shit is ridiculous.

And for those that are wondering . Yes it’s la county right on the border of La/oc.

Don't do the motion detector sprinklers. They may use it as an ass washer.

 

[Lumpy]

22 posts….Something stinks

 

[Member: 71]

Make it easier and convenient for the shitter.