How to annoy your neighbor with speakers

[Joker]

Anyone have anything to hook up to your Wi-Fi that will annoy the f out of the neighbors? Looking for something permanent outdoors.
We’ve got Sonos stuff but that’s not enough

 

[Roosky01]

This is how we roll in the Upper Midwest....in Wimter anyways?

 

[Joker]

I need something a bit more realistic

 

[rivermobster]

I need something a bit more realistic

Radio Shack went outa biness...

 

[Roosky01]

Get one or two of these and you will definitely have their attention. Plus, you can take your show on the road since they're extremely mobile.

https://soundboks.com/products/soundboks-gen-3/?Grill+Color=Black&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI--z0h9W5_AIVtyCtBh0Aaw_nEAQYASABEgIvl_D_BwE

 

[4Waters]

I need something a bit more realistic

 

[Ace in the Hole]

Anyone have anything to hook up to your Wi-Fi that will annoy the f out of the neighbors? Looking for something permanent outdoors.
We’ve got Sonos stuff but that’s not enough

Good morning Vietnam is quite effective when played on repeat starting at 530am. Sonos amp, Polk speakers…I can control it from anywhere. Fuck air bnbs….

 

[yz450mm]

We are definitely going to need some more information on this one. Talk to me, Goose...

 

[monkeyswrench]

According to the FBI from the Waco files, playing the Barney songs works well. Typical PA horns from car lots and such work well, as sound quality isn't an issue. They don't require any real wattage, cheap and weatherproof.

 

[ChrisV]

What you trying to do exactly?

 

[Mr. C]

Anyone have anything to hook up to your Wi-Fi that will annoy the f out of the neighbors? Looking for something permanent outdoors.
We’ve got Sonos stuff but that’s not enough

A few hundred watt receiver. At least four speakers. Sirius or Alexa on a heavy metal station. For the day and maybe night worked for me.

 

[Joker]

I’m looking for something to attach to the fence pointed into their backyard . Something i can control from the phone is ideal

 

[Joker]

What you trying to do exactly?

Trying to distort the nfl game coming over the wall as well as his retarded voice

 

[Angler]

Kars 4 Kids song on repeat should work nicely..

 

[hallett21]

Trying to distort the nfl game coming over the wall as well as his retarded voice

Walk over and shut off the main breaker lol

 

[pronstar]

JBL Partybox 1000
1100 watts
Bluetooth
Light show

JBL PartyBox 1000 | Powerful Bluetooth party speaker with full panel light effects

The JBL PartyBox 1000 is a powerful Bluetooth party speaker with JBL sound quality and full panel lighting effects. It comes with LED lit wristband to bring actions to your party.

www.jbl.com

 

[ChrisV]

Trying to distort the nfl game coming over the wall as well as his retarded voice

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[steamin rice]

I have a close friend who has an amazing sound system at his house, including a bunch of outdoor subwoofers and speakers that are all tied in to his system which includes speaker in various locations inside the house. They can use an app on their phone to turn different speakers on and off.

We were at their house on New Years eve, playing cornhole in the backyard while listening to music before it got too cold and we brought the party inside. After the new years toast and follow up shots,we took an Uber home at 2 AM.

When we went to pick up our car at our friend's house on New Years day, my friend let us know that the outside speakers were blasting the entire time because he forgot to turn off the outside speakers when we went inside. Some neighbors were not thrilled to have Eazy E and Snoop blasting outside after midnight. They texted his wife about the sound, but she didn't have her phone on her and didn't see the messages until the next day. Oops!

 

[Ace in the Hole]

I have a close friend who has an amazing sound system at his house, including a bunch of outdoor subwoofers and speakers that are all tied in to his system which includes speaker in various locations inside the house. They can use an app on their phone to turn different speakers on and off.

We were at their house on New Years eve, playing cornhole in the backyard while listening to music before it got too cold and we brought the party inside. After the new years toast and follow up shots,we took an Uber home at 2 AM.

When we went to pick up our car at our friend's house on New Years day, they let us know that the outside speakers were blasting the entire time because we forgot to turn off the outside speakers when we went inside. Some neighbors were not thrilled to have Eazy E and Snoop blasting outside after midnight. Oops!

I guess they weren't cruising down the street in their 6-4...slappin some hoes

 

[steamin rice]

I guess they weren't cruising down the street in their 6-4...slappin some hoes

Earlier in the night when we were throwing bags outside, we were playing country music. At 1AM, we might have been blasting other stuff inside the house while not realizing that the outside system was still on. Oops

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

Sounds like you need a powered sub....or park a wake board boat out back.

 

[beerrun]

Play porn 24/7

 

[JFMFG]

I’ll send my little one over with a boom box and baby shark on repeat

 

[was thatguy]

Subscribed.

 

[RadMan]

Friends were drunk AF years ago at 3am and started watching Apocalypse Now with surround sound cranked indoors and didn’t realize the outdoor speakers were on and then managed to turn off indoor sound and passed out leaving outdoors blaring that movie til the end. Neighbor was pissed.
So I’d say play that

 

[Backlash]

Take up a loud hobby, like learning to play the saxophone. Intentionally try NOT to improve.

 

[Looking Glass]

People, get SHOT for much less shit than this.

 

[badgas]

I’m looking for something to attach to the fence pointed into their backyard . Something i can control from the phone is ideal

Sounds like the start of a Judge Judy or Jerry Springer episode. These type of plans never end well.

 

[sgtskidmark]

I need something a bit more realistic

I see what you did there

 

[FlyByWire]

People, get SHOT for much less shit than this.

Came here to post this

 

[rivermobster]

Came here to post this

He's always such a ray of sunshine.

So John, how did the rest of the night go? Anyone get shot? Or did you just put The Wiggles on full tilt?

 

[monkeyswrench]

Many years ago I read about white noise generators. Over the years, the tech has come out for "noise canceling" headphones. Honestly, I wanted audio/powered "mufflers". The same concept could be used, and marketed to people in noisy apartment areas, or in this case, with annoying neighbors. Mics could pickup sound on offensive side, then the silencing/cancelation sound played toward the user.
The sound of silence.

I'm not really smart enough to do it, but I'm sure someone else is. Beats a shootout with neighbors.

 

[Looking Glass]

Came here to post this

AS A Mater Of Fact!! YES!!

Is this How YOU handle Neighbor Issues? Like a Low Rider "Boom Boom Bitch"

Never forget there is always someone who is, Faster, Tougher, Meaner and More Crazy than You.

If you are looking for trouble, you can always find it.

 

[Looking Glass]

He's always such a ray of sunshine.

So John, how did the rest of the night go? Anyone get shot? Or did you just put The Wiggles on full tilt?

He's always such a ray of sunshine.

So John, how did the rest of the night go? Anyone get shot? Or did you just put The Wiggles on full tilt?

 

[JDKRXW]

I’m looking for something to attach to the fence pointed into their backyard . Something i can control from the phone is ideal

Use your lawn mower.
Park by fence, exhaust pointed towards said neigbour (maybe remove muffler); zip tie the safety bale to the handlebar; fill gas tank; let'r buck.

Easier to explain this rather than speakers pointed towards the neighbors yard to the cops when they show up.

 

[JDKRXW]

Thinking about this a little more ..... maybe try zip tieing your leaf blower wfo and leaving it beside your fence.

 

[coolchange]

LRAD

 

[Deckin Around]

Is this one neighbor or will others benefit from your concert as well?

I have a client next to this pissing match between billionaires.

Billionaire Bill Gross must stop loud music, stay away from Laguna Beach neighbor, judge rules

Judge Kimberly Knill also tossed out Gross’ dueling complaint that accused his neighbor, Mark Towfiq, of spying on him and his girlfriend, Amy Schwartz, with security cameras on his home.

www.ocregister.com

 

[Roosky01]

You could always just get a peacock?

 

[old rigger]

Most annoying fucking speaker I've ever heard.

 

[FreeBird236]

Maybe check with Cuba.

 

[bonesfab]

You could always just get a peacock?

Or a fuckin rooster or two. One by me that can't tell time and goes 24/7.

 

[D19]

Trying to distort the nfl game coming over the wall as well as his retarded voice

Play soccer and maraicahi even louder. Head over to the Uhaul on Newport Blvd and invite some of the guys out front to come over and watch the game.

 

[STV_Keith]

I have several of the EV ZLX-15's, which is a 1000w 2-way PA speaker with a 15" woofer and horn. The latest model is the ZLX-15BT, which is the bluetooth model. The little brother is the ZLX-12BT, which has a 12" woofer. 127db https://www.zzounds.com/item--ELVZLX12BT

 

[Gonefishin5555]

My vote would be some pornhub put on some moaning asian chicks

 

[poncho]

I have a close friend who has an amazing sound system at his house, including a bunch of outdoor subwoofers and speakers that are all tied in to his system which includes speaker in various locations inside the house. They can use an app on their phone to turn different speakers on and off.

We were at their house on New Years eve, playing cornhole in the backyard while listening to music before it got too cold and we brought the party inside. After the new years toast and follow up shots,we took an Uber home at 2 AM.

When we went to pick up our car at our friend's house on New Years day, my friend let us know that the outside speakers were blasting the entire time because he forgot to turn off the outside speakers when we went inside. Some neighbors were not thrilled to have Eazy E and Snoop blasting outside after midnight. They texted his wife about the sound, but she didn't have her phone on her and didn't see the messages until the next day. Oops!

I did exactly this one night, woke up wondering who needed a bullet in their outdoor speakers, it was me.

 

[poncho]

My vote would be some pornhub put on some moaning asian chicks

My neighbor texted me one day and said your outdoor speakers are on and that sounds a little personal, Oopsie.

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

Just put this on repeat

 

[Bigbore500r]

I'd fire up an old Generac 5000 and let it sing till its out of gas

 

[poncho]

Thats a real shitty spot to be in, it's easy to armchair quarterback a deal like this but as someone said earlier how far are you willing to go?

Some people go from 0-100 in a flicker and now it's on.