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counterpart7

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Well? Look her in the eye and shake it like a man’s hand? Soft and more gentle of some sort?
 

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I'm an equal opportunity offender. Just shake their hand like they are a guy, professionally of course. No bro gang handshakes.
 

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I shake it a little less agressive than a man shake. I put in the effort thy give out.
Right there with you. Don’t king fu grip but not limp fish. Firm and of she wrenches it up I do the same.
 

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Thanks for the responses!

Not sure where I got it from but I caught myself doing it today… I shook a woman's hand(meeting for the first time, cute/petite) and gave her a limp wrist handshake and didn’t know why I did that… Anyone else do the same?
 

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I thought you were supposed to slap them on the ass.....

No wonder I get weird looks from them....
I kinda had a mental over/under bet on how long that response would take. #7, this place is slacking.
 

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I grab them by the Pussy--its 2025 baby..
Be careful with that these days....

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I usually shake their hand while telling myself internally don't look...don't look...don't look, and then inevitably I look at her tits while she's looking directly at my eyes. 🤦‍♂️
 

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Thanks for the responses!

Not sure where I got it from but I caught myself doing it today… I shook a woman's hand(meeting for the first time, cute/petite) and gave her a limp wrist handshake and didn’t know why I did that… Anyone else do the same?
Welp! First thing that popped into her head "DEI"🤣
 

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Me and my sons are at odds with this one…..one son says you don’t shake their hand , just grab them like a six pack! And my other son says he don’t know what a six pack is but you grab and carry’em like a bowling ball! Either way 2 in the pink and one in the stink!!!🤣🤣🤣. I think I’m failing as their father……🤔😂😂 idc but that had me rolling & trying to remember never to introduce them to anybody!!!
 

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I don't shake their hand unless they offer it first.
Then slightly more grip than they give me.
 

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I usually go straight on in the middle with the motorboat but that's just me.
 

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Man, haven’t seen Chana for a while 🤣
Yep she hasn't been down here for a while but she is still up there in Vegas. She's just trying to get her head screwed on straight. I had a long talk with her reminding her about what will happen as she's getting older and that she should start thinking about her and her sons future.
 
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