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How do you get rid of a skank

Ziggy

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how did we?...she was the funniest poster we had on RDP:(
 

Nord

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Tell her about your fantasy where where Jesus Christooooo
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum :thumbsup
 
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Eli

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Tell them you don't put out ...then fuck the best friend
 

WTMFA

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Place her bicycle in front of McRibs truck.........;)
 

McRib

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Perm rdp ban. :eek :p
 

fishing fool

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Have her join RDP and introduce herself by posting a pic...
 

Yldboyz

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Keep her, you'er going to need her again at some point.
 

SeanRitchie

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Tell her about your fantasy where where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum :thumbsup

HAAAAAA! Good Reference!
 

Tamalewagon

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take her to a Red Robin and bring out the 2 for 1 coupon.
 

Hammer

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Let your wife answer the phone next time she calls...
 

Nordie

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Stick a road flare in the hole!

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