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I've got to wonder, is this thread for real, or scripted. Seems to be too good to be true.
 

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Is the "Deckboat Pirate" on the boards? If so he probably wants to be known as such, about as much as Lunden wants to babysit for the RVR Family!:D


On a serious note, Lunden, Very cool of you and the others to watch out for their kiddo- even though you may not have wanted to- still very cool:thumbsup
 

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Alright, I'll give you the last piece of this fucked up puzzle that I heard this am.. LOL Note I did not hear this directly from the board member involved, but I had to call him, and he said he would never say anything about it (he's a real nice guy) but did confirm it.. LOL




Apparently they went for a ride in this guys boat.. When they got back they offered gas money. The board member that gave them the ride claimed not necessary, no worries, don't worry about it etc..

RVRMOM / RVRDAD pressed the issue on giving the money so finally the wife says "OK, we will buy you some drinks at the bar with it later on then."

So wad of cash is stuffed into a pocket into the boat.. Everyone gets out of the boat.

So a few minutes later RVRDAD says "Oopps forgot my sandals in the boat" He goes back for them, but the sandals wasn't the only thing he grabbed out of the boat... Grabbed the gas $$ too.

EPIC!

RD

:mad2::swear WTF
 

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Alright, I'll give you the last piece of this fucked up puzzle that I heard this am.. LOL Note I did not hear this directly from the board member involved, but I had to call him, and he said he would never say anything about it (he's a real nice guy) but did confirm it.. LOL




Apparently they went for a ride in this guys boat.. When they got back they offered gas money. The board member that gave them the ride claimed not necessary, no worries, don't worry about it etc..

RVRMOM / RVRDAD pressed the issue on giving the money so finally the wife says "OK, we will buy you some drinks at the bar with it later on then."

So wad of cash is stuffed into a pocket into the boat.. Everyone gets out of the boat.

So a few minutes later RVRDAD says "Oopps forgot my sandals in the boat" He goes back for them, but the sandals wasn't the only thing he grabbed out of the boat... Grabbed the gas $$ too.

EPIC!

RD

hmmm , i have a good idea who that is....i think there was a pic posted over the weekend of the boat they were on...hmmm:D
 

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OK... not to be a wet blanket here... but Audrey just called me out and said that this was like "my version of Housewives..."

I gotta say, she's right.

I am calling this thread a day, and not looking back. I feel dirty.

Peace out yo... GTL...
 

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So a few minutes later RVRDAD says "Oopps forgot my sandals in the boat" He goes back for them, but the sandals wasn't the only thing he grabbed out of the boat... Grabbed the gas $$ too.

EPIC!

RD

Maybe he was going to use the money for a nice set of sheets for the trailer.
 

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stfu you jus hatin cause i am at the river.lol...:D:D

fuck you Dave....

:D

Alright, I'll give you the last piece of this fucked up puzzle that I heard this am.. LOL Note I did not hear this directly from the board member involved, but I had to call him, and he said he would never say anything about it (he's a real nice guy) but did confirm it.. LOL




Apparently they went for a ride in this guys boat.. When they got back they offered gas money. The board member that gave them the ride claimed not necessary, no worries, don't worry about it etc..

RVRMOM / RVRDAD pressed the issue on giving the money so finally the wife says "OK, we will buy you some drinks at the bar with it later on then."

So wad of cash is stuffed into a pocket into the boat.. Everyone gets out of the boat.

So a few minutes later RVRDAD says "Oopps forgot my sandals in the boat" He goes back for them, but the sandals wasn't the only thing he grabbed out of the boat... Grabbed the gas $$ too.

EPIC!

RD

This is the best thead EVER...

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
 

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Tags..I dont know how to tag but these are some of the funniest I have seen on RDP....

bad parenting 101, cabana boats, crunchy sheets, don't be rude to rvrmom, fox hole, friend is good!, have deckboat, housewives of parker, i'm on a deckboat...bitch, love the one you're with, lunden the babysitter, mm is a creeper, my butt itches!!!, next time bring guacamole, no more fucked tags!, on all fours, parker muffler ticket, pbk is relieved, ritchie is off the hook, rmom mov n 2 islander, rvrdad's confused, rvrmom loves random deck, rvrmom tagged on a deck, taggot, yaris
 

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OK... not to be a wet blanket here... but Audrey just called me out and said that this was like "my version of Housewives..."

I gotta say, she's right.

I am calling this thread a day, and not looking back. I feel dirty.

Peace out yo... GTL...

You'll be back...
 

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wow joe, alittle harsh you are starting to sound like your buddy og the man..:D
 

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Time for an intervention
Lock your trailer doors
Boat Launching 101
Can I come to the next BBQ?
I love deck boats
 

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If I was sitting on that dirt, I'd be holding onto it right now. See if this Lunden can get any momentum....let it play out, then when it was about to die....BNAG. But that is just me. Not like I have ever witnessed any drama on RDP before. :D

I read it in one of the deleted posts from this morning.. So I called and confirmed it, and the deckboat story with another buddy.. LOL

It had to be posted.. I waited all day for one of the sandbar peeps, but nothing? Bunch of panzies.. LOL


In retrospect... the way you post kind of makes me think I took it easy on my opponents all these years...

I'm kind of embarrassed...

LMAO!! But kind of true too.. Jesus, I read a couple of those and it raised the hairs on the back of my neck.

I officially don't feel bad for them any more. That is a douche move...

and now you know why I'll run the wheels off this god damn thread.. LOL Had it not been for me knowing that all day, I probably woulda shut it down after teh 1st Lunden post. LOL

I've got to wonder, is this thread for real, or scripted. Seems to be too good to be true.

This shit is jerry springer real..

Is the "Deckboat Pirate" on the boards? If so he probably wants to be known as such, about as much as Lunden wants to babysit for the RVR Family!:D

Deckboat Pirate isn't on the boards..

RD
 

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"You can't force a masterpiece dipshit, you just have to let them "happen"".....truer words could not have been spoken regarding what we have all witnessed today.....
 

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You'll be back...

I think he will too.. LOL You can't leave this shit.. :D I know the RVR's are lookin at it. LOL

And 60,000 views, all in ONE DAY....Gotta be a record...
Ray

This is the 8th most viewed thread... in RDP history.. In one day.. That is a shitload of views.

For those interested in the stats..

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Just curious, I don't want to go all the way back through this EPIC thread, but who's deckboat was she on and what was the year, make and model??
 

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allow me to intoduce myself , im the so called midget with the red boat that told somebody to shut the fuck up , i guess i wasnt the only one in my camp thinkin the same thing , anyhow , since i gotta sleep in the camp near rivermom and dad , im only gonna say this one more time to keep the piece at my camp ,sorry if i was outta line, i put out my hand and got a shake when i said sorry , but that wasnt good enough u had to post shit on the internet , well i hope that works out for ya , holy crap lunden , and SFV2RVR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U GUYS HAVE MY BACK OR WHAT ! and to my campground hosts .... epic thread ! wow !and river dave ... ill be here abit more for sure ! V-DRIVES all day ! oh and one more thing ,the killer dog u were pettin all day with ty and jen , the old black lab ,with grey hair ..... pretty angry killer dog huh , just sayin , i think anybody on here that has met my dog knows he is a lover not a fighter
 

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Had to go to the store and get a pack of smokes and a short case. At some point in time this whole thing is going to blow up like the great Cake Eater thread. Was there then, will be here now. Ring the bell, next round.:D:D
 

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RD, what is the most viewed of all time? Jays party thread? FYI Im glad I dont live in Parker or know anyone on these boards...:skull
 

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Just curious, I don't want to go all the way back through this EPIC thread, but who's deckboat was she on??

No one anyone knows here except RD. And he doesnt post on the boards, nor does my buddy who was doin the dickin on the deck!:D
 

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Just curious, I don't want to go all the way back through this EPIC thread, but who's deckboat was she on and what was the year, make and model??

I heard it was a Magic.:skull
 

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Just curious, I don't want to go all the way back through this EPIC thread, but who's deckboat was she on and what was the year, make and model??

a friends boat
It was my friends deck boat and also a friend who was servicing her vagina at the dock. This is also the same weekend she broke her foot falling out of the trailer. Scott is a friend of mine and I dont think he is on the boards, nor think is it cool for her to be running her mouth about it. Take it up with scott and quit airing your dirty laundry. These forums already have enough stupid shit on it!:blah:
 
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