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MMD

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This picture is worth at least 1,000 words:

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MMD

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Let me see if I got this right:

- If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.

- if you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

- if you cross the afghan border illegally, you get shot.

- if you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

- if you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.

- if you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

- if you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

- If you cross the US border illegally you get:

1 - a job,
2 - a drivers license,
3 - social security card,
4 - welfare,
5 - food stamps,
6 - credit cards,
7 - subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
8 - free education,
9 - free health care,
10 - a lobbyist in Washington,
11 - billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language,
12 - and the right to carry your country's flag while you protest that you don't get enough respect.


I just wanted to make sure i had a firm grasp on the situation.
 

River Pirate

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... try asking your own (MEXICAN) government, to fix it's problems!!!!

nice cartel, you got going on, down there!!!
 

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All these fuckers need the American Flag ripped right out of their hands! Now they carry it??? :grumble:
 

cave

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Let me see if I got this right:

- If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.

- if you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

- if you cross the afghan border illegally, you get shot.

- if you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

- if you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.

- if you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

- if you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

- If you cross the US border illegally you get:

1 - a job,
2 - a drivers license,
3 - social security card,
4 - welfare,
5 - food stamps,
6 - credit cards,
7 - subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
8 - free education,
9 - free health care,
10 - a lobbyist in Washington,
11 - billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language,
12 - and the right to carry your country's flag while you protest that you don't get enough respect.


I just wanted to make sure i had a firm grasp on the situation.

Well it looks like the cops will be safe They get it all for free now :D
 

ROC

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Looks like a chop job to me. I sure hope it is.

Seems that what's written is a direct threat against the popo.
 
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Abc123

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Let me see if I got this right:

- If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.

- if you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

- if you cross the afghan border illegally, you get shot.

- if you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

- if you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.

- if you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

- if you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

- If you cross the US border illegally you get:

1 - a job,
2 - a drivers license,
3 - social security card,
4 - welfare,
5 - food stamps,
6 - credit cards,
7 - subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
8 - free education,
9 - free health care,
10 - a lobbyist in Washington,
11 - billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language,
12 - and the right to carry your country's flag while you protest that you don't get enough respect.


I just wanted to make sure i had a firm grasp on the situation.

Bingo! Beause in America, everyone is ENTITLED to these "rights" :rolleyes:.:thumbsdown
 

Tomale

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Ok I'm American Born, with Mexican decent. Both of my parents are from Mexico. All I gotta say to that Fuckin Wettback is Go Back to your Fuckin lil Shithole town, or your Motherland before you get SHOT ASSHOLE!!!!!


I hate going to mexico their are way too many Mexicans!!!!!!
 

ductape1000

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I got this email the other day... good luck to this concept!


> Dear Mr. President:
>
> I'm planning to move my family and extended family
> into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you
> to assist me.
>
> We're planning to simply walk across the border
> from the U.S. into Mexico , and we'll need your
> help to make a few arrangements.
>
> We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas,
> passports, immigration quotas and laws.
>
> I'm sure they handle those things the same way you
> do here.
>
> So, would you mind telling your buddy, President
> Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
>
> Please let him know that I will be expecting the
> following:
>
> 1. Free medical care for my entire family.
>
> 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all
> services I might need, whether I use them or not.
>
> 3. Please print all Mexican government forms in
> English.
>
> 4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by
> English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
>
> 5. Tell their schools they need to include
> classes on American culture and history.
>
> 6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one
> of the flag poles at their school.
>
> 7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both
> breakfast and lunch.
>
> 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so
> I can get easy access to government services.
>
> 9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I
> don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I
> probably won't make any special effort to learn local
> traffic laws.
>
> 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does
> not get the memo from their president to leave me
> alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at
> least one English-speaking officer.
>
> 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put
> US. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic
> celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints
> or negative comments from the locals.
>
> 12. I would also like to have a nice job without
> paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax
> laws enforced on any business I may start.
>
> 13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican
> people to be extremely nice and never say a critical
> things about me or my family, or about the strain we might
> place on their economy.
>
> 14. I want to receive free food stamps.
>
> 15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
>
> 16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes,
> I'll receive
> money from the government.
>
> 17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican
> Gov't pays $ 4,500 to help me buy a new car.
>
> 18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me
> free into the Mexican Social Security program so that
> I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
>
> I know this is an easy request because you
> already do all these things for all his people who come
> to the U.S. from Mexico . I am sure that President
> Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask
> him nicely.
>
> Thank you so much for your kind help. You the man!!!
>
> Joe American
>
>
 

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x2 ...but for me it is my grandparents that came here legally! I don't go to Mexico because I feel like I'm there at work too often! My bitch is that they all expect me to speak Spanish!! I grew up in Yorba Linda! That is about all the Spanish that I know!! When did English become optional??:grumble:

Ok I'm American Born, with Mexican decent. Both of my parents are from Mexico. All I gotta say to that Fuckin Wettback is Go Back to your Fuckin lil Shithole town, or your Motherland before you get SHOT ASSHOLE!!!!!


I hate going to mexico their are way too many Mexicans!!!!!!
 

Tomale

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I can Speak Spanish so so, I can read enough to get by, can't write it at all, but when one of those wetters come around me and start speaking spanish to me I turn instant Asshole and tell em No Habla Me no Understand. You're in America speak English or get the Fuck Out
 

Wheeler

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I can Speak Spanish so so, I can read enough to get by, can't write it at all, but when one of those wetters come around me and start speaking spanish to me I turn instant Asshole and tell em No Habla Me no Understand. You're in America speak English or get the Fuck Out

And I thought Tom was the Red Neck! :D
 

ductape1000

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I can Speak Spanish so so, I can read enough to get by, can't write it at all, but when one of those wetters come around me and start speaking spanish to me I turn instant Asshole and tell em No Habla Me no Understand. You're in America speak English or get the Fuck Out

I also read alittle, and understand some. Mostly when they are talking crap about me in front of me thinking that I don't know anything! I like to suprise them when I tell them what they are saying, and then tell them to Fuck Off!! With my expectation of them here, I don't travel there! I enjoy my time and money locally! They send enough of our money there already!
 

Tomale

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:D:D:D:D:D Oh yea, and Wheeler:fingers::fingers::fingers:
 

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They have no business carrying the American flag.
 

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Photo choppage..............

That being said, I have evolved and speak a lot of Spanish and now want my employees to speak Spanish also. They must be Bi-lingual. Do I like it? Not really, however I'm not going to miss out on a buck.
 

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Photo choppage..............

That being said, I have evolved and speak a lot of Spanish and now want my employees to speak Spanish also. They must be Bi-lingual. Do I like it? Not really, however I'm not going to miss out on a buck.
Bingo.

I can speak spanish, i choose to and i choose not to. When it comes to a buck, not gunna miss out on it.
 

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Photo choppage..............

That being said, I have evolved and speak a lot of Spanish and now want my employees to speak Spanish also. They must be Bi-lingual. Do I like it? Not really, however I'm not going to miss out on a buck.
catering to them just gives them more power your greed is part of the problem
 
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