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Saturday we went out on the water all day. You know what this can be like for people that don't do this all the time. They drink and drink and don't realize how hammered they are getting. We picked up 6 people that were friends of a friend and took them out all day. They were great and we had a blast with them. One of them got just trashed. End of the day I took them back to the beach in front of Heat and dropped them off. We all decided to go to Javelina Cantina for dinner. The one that got trashed never made it because he got into it with one of the bouncers at the Bar from Heat as he was walking to dinner. I don't know exactly what happed so I'm not even going to guess. We ended up with the drunk guy getting knocked on his ass and from what we heard from people that were watching he didn't deserve it. 3 cop cars and 6 cops show up. The drunk guy (Johnny) was so out of it he didn't know what he was even doing. Told the cops he wanted to press charges then he wanted them to cuff the bouncer. At one point he wanted his girlfriend to film how bad the cops were treating him, they weren't doing anything wrong. Finally he got mad and told them (6 cops) he was going to shoot them. I have never seen a group of cops more under control than they were. When Johnny made that statement I backed up and waited to see him get slammed to the pavement and go to jail but the cops turned and told us "Your friend is about 2 seconds away from going to jail get him out of here". I could not believe they were going to let him walk away but they did. I know every one gets tired of feeling like they get hassled all the time and we hear all the stories of how bad and shitty they have been so I thought that I would share a story of how they let one go when he should have with out a doubt gone to jail.


Johnny is the one in the green, as he called it, mankini and pink hat. this isn't what he was dressed like when we picked him up. He had these on under his board shorts.
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Interesting Story... Not sure I woulda told it. :D

As soon as dude broke out the mankini and the pink hat you had to kinda figure the rest of the day wasn't going to turn out well. LOL

RD
 

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He was totally cool all day on the boat. Just before I dropped them off he started hitting the hard liquor and I guess after I dropped them off he just lost it.
 

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Interesting Story... Not sure I woulda told it. :D

As soon as dude broke out the mankini and the pink hat you had to kinda figure the rest of the day wasn't going to turn out well. LOL

RD
Ah! New siggy! Thanks RD :D
 

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i saw that pic on the pics thread you posted..

and thought WTF.. pink hat and green thong type pants.. not the ensemble i would of chose:eek:

LOL.... i was going to say something about that pic... but i "ahem"thought better to ignore it around here.
 

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I wouldn't let him on my boat.
And I don't even have a boat.
 

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Cops should have beat him like a red headed step child for the mankini alone. :eek: :smackbum:

Word of advice Dj, you need to pick who you take on your boat more carefully. If one pic of that dude in a mankini on your boat should arise, it would be the end of your RDP forum days. :D ;)
 

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Cops should have beat him like a red headed step child for the mankini alone. :eek: :smackbum:

Word of advice Dj, you need to pick who you take on your boat more carefully. If one pic of that dude in a mankini on your boat should arise, it would be the end of your RDP forum days. :D ;)


LMAO......:skull:skull
 

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I'm seeing more and more of these "mankini" deals. WTF is up with that. Have those guys just finally resigned to the fact that they have no chance of ever getting vag ever again or what??!?
 

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I new I was going to get shit for this. Like I said I was doing a friend a favor and he wasn't dressed like that when I picked him up. He broke this out at the sand bar. The point to this was the way the cops handled it. Personally I think he should have been slammed to the ground and spent the night in jail but they handled it differently and let him go. I thought they showed an incredible amount of control.
 

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Saturday we went out on the water all day. You know what this can be like for people that don't do this all the time. They drink and drink and don't realize how hammered they are getting. We picked up 6 people that were friends of a friend and took them out all day. They were great and we had a blast with them. One of them got just trashed. End of the day I took them back to the beach in front of Heat and dropped them off. We all decided to go to Javelina Cantina for dinner. The one that got trashed never made it because he got into it with one of the bouncers at the Bar from Heat as he was walking to dinner. I don't know exactly what happed so I'm not even going to guess. We ended up with the drunk guy getting knocked on his ass and from what we heard from people that were watching he didn't deserve it. 3 cop cars and 6 cops show up. The drunk guy (Johnny) was so out of it he didn't know what he was even doing. Told the cops he wanted to press charges then he wanted them to cuff the bouncer. At one point he wanted his girlfriend to film how bad the cops were treating him, they weren't doing anything wrong. Finally he got mad and told them (6 cops) he was going to shoot them. I have never seen a group of cops more under control than they were. When Johnny made that statement I backed up and waited to see him get slammed to the pavement and go to jail but the cops turned and told us "Your friend is about 2 seconds away from going to jail get him out of here". I could not believe they were going to let him walk away but they did. I know every one gets tired of feeling like they get hassled all the time and we hear all the stories of how bad and shitty they have been so I thought that I would share a story of how they let one go when he should have with out a doubt gone to jail.


Johnny is the one in the green, as he called it, mankini and pink hat. this isn't what he was dressed like when we picked him up. He had these on under his board shorts.
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Damn his bathing suit is almost smaller then mine. :gayfight:D
 

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The PD in this town have an impossible job to do in the channel and in that
area by the bridge. If they get stern with people, the city gets compaints that they were not treated fairly or properly. If they relax a bit, there's
the 2% of the public that will take advantage of that and push it and then
the place turns into chaos.

This past year, the PD has taken a quieter and less noticeable approach to patrolling the area and I think it has worked out well. I've also seen a
noticeable change and improvement in the way matters are handled down
there since Chief Doyle has been in place. I know that Todd 969 knows most of those guys real well and has gone out with them on patrol and he
certaiinly has gained a great deal of respect for them and what they do.

They have a tough job and for the most part do it well. Thanks for sharing
the story about your friend and how they handled it.

Keith Sayre
 

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I new I was going to get shit for this. Like I said I was doing a friend a favor and he wasn't dressed like that when I picked him up. He broke this out at the sand bar. The point to this was the way the cops handled it. Personally I think he should have been slammed to the ground and spent the night in jail but they handled it differently and let him go. I thought they showed an incredible amount of control.

Sounds like the cops didn't even want him in their patrol car :D.

"Mankini" is no less gay than "manblowjob" or "manrectalfingering"
 

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Sounds like an idiot to me for gettin so trashed.
 

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Sounds like an idiot to me for gettin so trashed.

I don't think getting so trashed was the problem.. This was premeditated that morning if you think about it.

When he got dressed he put that mankini on, and packed a pink hat.. Then put his board shorts on.

Sounds to me like he planned on acting a fool, and then followed through?

RD
 

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I don't think getting so trashed was the problem.. This was premeditated that morning if you think about it.

When he got dressed he put that mankini on, and packed a pink hat.. Then put his board shorts on.

Sounds to me like he planned on acting a fool, and then followed through?

RD

Maybe he wanted the cops to throw him in jail.
They don't call it "The Slammer" for nothing :skull
 

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There is no way i'd be on the same boat as some dude wearing 'fagkini'
 

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I think you guys are all looking at the Mankini and pink hat the wrong way. As soon as he broke that out I woulda looked for the positives..


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New bumper for the boat cause he would conveniently fall between a dock and the boat at the next possible tie up.

:D
 

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If you're wearing a Speedo and are NOT standing on a raised platform by the edge of an Olympic sized swimming pool, awaiting the words:

"Swimmers Take Your Marks".........








You're GAY!
 

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If that was my boat the guy has 2 choices get your regular shorts back on or we no longer know who you are.
 

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All I can say is it doesn't bother me a bit what you guys are saying. I was doing a favor for a friend who was there and came and apologized for what happened. I would like to have left him at the sand bar but that would not have been right at all.
 

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All I can say is it doesn't bother me a bit what you guys are saying. I was doing a favor for a friend who was there and came and apologized for what happened. I would like to have left him at the sand bar but that would not have been right at all.

None of my comments were made to offend you! :bunny: You make it clear that you had no idea that he had those on under his shorts. It's not like you were wearing them or anything-- lol. This thread just got sidetracked like every other thread on here.

I mean, hell, you post a pic of a guy in speedos and expect that the usual suspects aren't going to start with the gay bashing? BarryMac should be along shortly to comment on the photo after he is done beating off to it.:skull
 
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I mean, hell, you post a pic of a guy in speedos and expect that the usual suspects aren't going to start with the gay bashing? BarryMac should be along shortly to comment on the photo after he is done beating off to it.

You did not just go there... :thumbsup
 

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All I can say is it doesn't bother me a bit what you guys are saying. I was doing a favor for a friend who was there and came and apologized for what happened. I would like to have left him at the sand bar but that would not have been right at all.

Well... that's debatable ya see.. :D

RD <--- not as nice as poontoonbabe.. I woulda left his ass at the sandbar
 

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All I can say is it doesn't bother me a bit what you guys are saying. I was doing a favor for a friend who was there and came and apologized for what happened. I would like to have left him at the sand bar but that would not have been right at all.

Nothing personal directed at you or anyone else who may or may not have been wearing a mankini :thumbsup
 

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All I can say is it doesn't bother me a bit what you guys are saying. I was doing a favor for a friend who was there and came and apologized for what happened. I would like to have left him at the sand bar but that would not have been right at all.

What he did was not right either. I will give you credit for being a good friend
 

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Oh Snap.

the graph made me LOL too....

classic:D

None of my comments were made to offend you! :bunny: You make it clear that you had no idea that he had those on under his shorts. It's not like you were wearing them or anything-- lol. This thread just got sidetracked like every other thread on here.

I mean, hell, you post a pic of a guy in speedos and expect that the usual suspects aren't going to start with the gay bashing? BarryMac should be along shortly to comment on the photo after he is done beating off to it.:skull
 

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i think throttle(cam) would be proud of this pic, by having a cobra in there:p
 

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None of my comments were made to offend you! :bunny: You make it clear that you had no idea that he had those on under his shorts. It's not like you were wearing them or anything-- lol. This thread just got sidetracked like every other thread on here.

I mean, hell, you post a pic of a guy in speedos and expect that the usual suspects aren't going to start with the gay bashing? BarryMac should be along shortly to comment on the photo after he is done beating off to it.:skull

LMAO...lets break this reply down...

None of my comments were made to offend you! :bunny: You make it clear that you had no idea that he had those on under his shorts. It's not like you were wearing them or anything-- lol. This thread just got sidetracked like every other thread on here.
= the left jab setup to get your guard down..

I mean, hell, you post a pic of a guy in speedos and expect that the usual suspects aren't going to start with the gay bashing?

= the right cross to wake you up..

BarryMac should be along shortly

= the uppercut now that you are stumbling

to comment on the photo after he is done beating off to it.:skull

= the right cross to drop yo a$$
 

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None of my comments were made to offend you! :bunny: You make it clear that you had no idea that he had those on under his shorts. It's not like you were wearing them or anything-- lol. This thread just got sidetracked like every other thread on here.

I mean, hell, you post a pic of a guy in speedos and expect that the usual suspects aren't going to start with the gay bashing? BarryMac should be along shortly to comment on the photo after he is done beating off to it.:skull

F'ing classic!!:D Two gold stars for you.
 

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Dude probably got upset when the bouncer told him his tampon string was showing.

<----------------Would've left his ass at the sandbar. :D :D
 

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BarryMac should be along shortly to comment on the photo after he is done beating off to it.:skull

I thought he was your friend? :D

Barry won't show his face after a kick to the junk like that. He knows he'd wear this thread at the end of the day. lol :thumbsup
 

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I'm seeing more and more of these "mankini" deals. WTF is up with that. Have those guys just finally resigned to the fact that they have no chance of ever getting vag ever again or what??!?

Babe what about the guy at the horseshoe tournament in the dolfin shorts:TinkerBell:
 

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I mean, hell, you post a pic of a guy in speedos and expect that the usual suspects aren't going to start with the gay bashing? BarryMac should be along shortly to comment on the photo after he is done beating off to it.:skull

Jesus, what the hell did I do to deserve that? That is messed up chickie pop, I can't believe you would throw me under the buss like that, that hurts like nothing else... :cry:
 

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Jesus, what the hell did I do to deserve that? That is messed up chickie pop, I can't believe you would throw me under the buss like that, that hurts like nothing else... :cry:

:blah: :skull oh schmoopy... don't be so sensitive.:rolleyes: Panties all in a bunch 'n $hit :rolleyes:
 
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Jesus, what the hell did I do to deserve that? That is messed up chickie pop, I can't believe you would throw me under the buss like that, that hurts like nothing else... :cry:

Get over it BMac. She pulled your single wide trailer from the flames last weekend by herself. :D
 
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