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Got a generac portable generator? Got all your fingers?

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Yes...and no, no I do not.
Totally unrelated though!


I assume this is from people having their hands in the pinch point, and someone else lifting the handles. If you grabbed the handle and did it to yourself, it would be like sticking your finge in a bolt cutter:oops:
 

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I've got one of those, from Costco. I remember almost hurting myself with the way that handle moves.
 

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Screw Generac, I give them the finger.

D'OH !!!!!!!!!


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Folding engine hoist...about 40 ways they bite:mad:

Worked with a guy, years back. He was missing about half of his left index. I would always address him (in the voice of Sylvester talking to Tweety) well well well, my four fingered friend. We got it, nobody else did. One day he showed me how his gloves, or left glove did not get dirty where there was no finger. So after that, anytime he took his gloves off and left them around me, I would cut that part off. Hell, he did not need it. I would draw faces on the piece, put them on the dash of his truck, pretty much anywhere and it was always good for a laugh.

Those are the things I miss being an employee. Anytime I screw around like that now, it is money out of my pocket. And the people I work with too.
 

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Worked with a guy, years back. He was missing about half of his left index. I would always address him (in the voice of Sylvester talking to Tweety) well well well, my four fingered friend. We got it, nobody else did. One day he showed me how his gloves, or left glove did not get dirty where there was no finger. So after that, anytime he took his gloves off and left them around me, I would cut that part off. Hell, he did not need it. I would draw faces on the piece, put them on the dash of his truck, pretty much anywhere and it was always good for a laugh.

Those are the things I miss being an employee. Anytime I screw around like that now, it is money out of my pocket. And the people I work with too.
Roofers tend to be thieving bastards, mostly lunches, knives and...gloves. Leather gloves aren't cheap when you're paying for them. After I lost my ring finger, I'd fill the finger on the glove with caulking.
Also a blast to screw with the new guy...coil gun that finger to the deck and ask to borrow their flat bar:oops:
Priceless!
 
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