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Going to run some new girls shirts with slogans..

RiverDave

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Instead of the stuff like "Tell your boyfriend thanks" or crap like that I figured I'd make them funny, but still about boating.

All of these are across the chest, and I was thinking www.riverdavesplace.com small and on the back of the shirt near the bottom.

So between these two which do you like better?

"Rigged Perfect" or "Perfect Rigging"

for those that don't know.. the quality of "rigging" is how well the boat is built, and the quality of components used. It's a boat tit joke kinda deal.

"Staring is Caring"

For the next one.. Naturally aspirated means motors without a blower or turbos. (Your guys will love it)

"Naturaly aspirated is for girls that don't know how to Blow"

Do you think this is too far?

"Jetboats Suck!!
I Swallow..."



"Is it in yet?"
(small picture of a boat on a trailer below)



Feel free to add some others. Of those which ones do you girls like the best?

RD
 

MissB

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Those made me laugh!! I would wear any of them!! I especially like the Naturally aspirated!
Perfect rigging is good too!!:champagne:

<-----MissB favorite....."Will work for boy with Boat"
 

mrs flyin vee

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motor boatin SOB :D

liquor in the front stoker in the rear :champagne:


safety floatation devices:boobeyes:
 

mrs flyin vee

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boats and boobs

boobies arent for newbies

flat bottom babes

bolt ons

river runs through these :boobeyes:
 

mrs flyin vee

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booby trap

best for show

flesh is best but I have to wear this shirt :skull

boats bars and boobs
 

RiverDave

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I love em!! I have a few that I'm going to run with.. :)

RD
 

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My favorite "Is Is it in yet" i also like rigged perfect.
 

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Those are all great! You should find someone to sell those out at the River.
 

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"He Tom Browned Me" Like from Entorage--"He Jason Bourned Me" ! Oh Yuck! I just re-read that:thumbsdown :eek:uttahere:
 

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what about little kid's shirt's too?.. could be real cute. I don't have any great idea's but I'm sure someone does :) Plus, I'd buy one for my little six year old boy
 

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You Must be this tall to ride:
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" Jet Boats are for flat chested chicks"
 

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what about little kid's shirt's too?.. could be real cute. I don't have any great idea's but I'm sure someone does :) Plus, I'd buy one for my little six year old boy

I did adult smalls for the kids, and mediums / sweatshirts etc.. last year.

I ended up giving them all away.. I think only 2 people bought them.

RD
 

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Instead of the stuff like "Tell your boyfriend thanks" or crap like that I figured I'd make them funny, but still about boating.

All of these are across the chest, and I was thinking www.riverdavesplace.com small and on the back of the shirt near the bottom.

So between these two which do you like better?

"Rigged Perfect" or "Perfect Rigging"

for those that don't know.. the quality of "rigging" is how well the boat is built, and the quality of components used. It's a boat tit joke kinda deal.

"Staring is Caring"

For the next one.. Naturally aspirated means motors without a blower or turbos. (Your guys will love it)

"Naturaly aspirated is for girls that don't know how to Blow"

Do you think this is too far?

"Jetboats Suck!!
I Swallow..."



"Is it in yet?"
(small picture of a boat on a trailer below)



Feel free to add some others. Of those which ones do you girls like the best?

RD





OOOOOH MY GOD you have to let me know when u have the is it in yet shirt....hilarious
 

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RD my other half says she wants one FOR ME that says INJECTION IS NICE BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN!
 

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how about. IF YOU'RE LOOKING HERE
BUY ME A BEER!!!
 

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HOW ABOUT THE ALL TIME FAVORITE. "TITTIES AND BEER"
 

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I did adult smalls for the kids, and mediums / sweatshirts etc.. last year.

I ended up giving them all away.. I think only 2 people bought them.

RD

I'm ready to pay. Where do you want the money sent?
 

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Let me know the final options, my GF is interested and willing to pay!
 
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