Fist Bump or Handshake ?

[Canuck 1]

I live in Texas. You either shake a man's hand or that says more than words need to about you.

Here in Alberta you shake a mans hand, or go ride in the wagon with the women

 

[Bigbore500r]

If they go in for a fist bump, just grab their fist overhand and shake it like your holding a softball.....
Awkward as hell, its pretty awesome

 

[Brian]

Handshake, and if you're scared go wash afterwords.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Handshake.....I have a friend that is a big guy, 6'4" 275 or so. He always goes in for the hug and I push him back. WTF

 

[RACER J]

Amen!! A soft, limp handshake is worse than a fist bump ….

That would be my brother in law, limp noodle shake!! I usually just laugh and shake my head afterwards.

 

[rivrrts429]

A "friend", or a "goodfella"?

Wise guy or made man?

 

[monkeyswrench]

Wise guy or made man?

Depends, who's being kissed and who's doing the kissing?

 

[hallett21]

Always extend my hand for a hand shake. If I get a fist in return I’ll do the fist bump. If you wanna do elbows how about we just don’t touch lol.

 

[SBMech]

Handshake.....I have a friend that is a big guy, 6'4" 275 or so. He always goes in for the hug and I push him back. WTF

I love fucking with my few friends who are "anti-huggers", do the man/bro hug then overpower em into a real bear hug!

My one buddy is always "Do you have to rape me every time you see me!?!" It's even better in front of a new woman of his hah!

Yes, I am Evil.

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

I always go for handshake just to watch the pussies squirm if they are nutted up about Covid!

The problem is you always shake it more then twice when you grab it sometimes it's a little much for me

 

[rivrrts429]

Depends, who's being kissed and who's doing the kissing?

Son of a bitch that’s gay

 

[D19]

 

[monkeyswrench]

Son of a bitch that’s gay

I'm not Sicilian, not that there's anything wrong with that

 

[Brokeboatin221]

Real men shake hands! Always have, always will. A weak handshake says something about someone…….

 

[The Prisoner]

I'm not Sicilian, not that there's anything wrong with that

I am Italian…I was talking about the kiss of respect….not the Vito type kiss…

 

[500bbc]

Handshake.....I have a friend that is a big guy, 6'4" 275 or so. He always goes in for the hug and I push him back. WTF

Only acceptable if done correctly, like the brothers hug. Handshake/ grab, right shoulder bump, two pats on the back with left hand, 2 seconds max. Otherwise just fucking tongue kiss and get out of the closet.

 

[fennaz]

Use to always shake hands, until COVID hit. Now I don’t touch anyone that’s not on my tax return!