Favorite one-liners from a song

[DLC]

id love to spit some beech nut in that dudes eye, shoot em with my old 45. = hank

 

[Albert]

Boy
Boy
Down in the street there is violence

 

[DLC]

My Maserati does 185, I lost my license now I don’t drive - joe Walsh



One of my favs from my dad driving around in his old yellow Datsun truck when I was a kid

… And are we rolling downhill like a snowball headed for hell
With no kinda chance for the flag or the liberty bell? Merl Haggard

 

[Chili Palmer]

A few by Warren Zevon:

Gets a little lonely, folks, you know what I mean
I'm looking for a woman with low self-esteem.



I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
the shit has hit the fan



Well I'm sitting here playing Russian Roulette
With my pearl handled gun
The county won't give me any more Methadone
And they cut off your welfare check

Carmelita, hold me tighter
I think I'm sinking down
And I'm all strung out on heroin
On the outskirts of town



...and one from Lowell George.

And I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari
Tehachapi to Tonopah
Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made
Driven the backroads so I wouldn't get weighed
And if you give me weed, whites and wine
And you show me a sign
And I'll be willin' to be movin

 

[NO REGRET$]

"I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you
'til somebody better comes along."

Marilyn Manson song .."User Friendly"

 

[rvrrun]

Son of a bitch! Give me a drink.

 

[was thatguy]

The moon is just the sun at night.

The world is full of Kings and Queens, who blind your eyes and steal your dreams it’s Heaven and Hell.

 

[sfury]

A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one..... Up On Cripple Creek

 

[snafu]

"Like a drifter I was born to walk alone"

 

[jetboatperformance]

Feelin single and seein double (Emmy Lou Harris)

 

[nowski]

Fight the good fight every moment every minute everyday... Triumph

 

[Long Way Home]

Canned Heat - Going Up the Country

I'm goin' up the country, baby don't you want to go?
I'm goin' to some place, I've never been before
I'm goin' I'm goin' where the water tastes like wine
We can jump in the water, stay drunk all the time

 

[Slippery]

"Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong" - Cross Canadian Ragweed

"So I gathered up all of my guns, and a pipe bomb just for fun" - Reckless Kelly

"Well we're big rock singers, we got golden fingers, and we're loved everywhere we go" - Dr Hook (Shel Silverstein)

"Go to hell, you ugly bitch, but make me a grilled cheese sandwich first" - Bimini Brothers

 

[XClutchboy725]

" I don't like small cars or really big women, but somehow I always find myself in 'em" Kid Rock

I'll probably get in trouble for that one!

 

[mjc]

Wasting away in margaritaville...Jimmy

 

[DrunkenSailor]

When I finally made it to work
I was fifteen minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire
But he fired me anyway
So here I am out in the parking lot
Just waiting by his Corvette
I'm gonna give him a goodbye present
That he never will forget
(Let's sing it together)

Well, it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's ass

Paul Thorn

 

[SoCalZero]

It's never really what you own
But what you threw away
And how much did you pay

-Bad Religion

 

[Albert]

Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
Humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop

David lee Roth

 

[DRYHEAT]

and when your deepest thoughts are broken keep on dreaming boy ‘cause when you stop dreamin’ it’s time to die...
Blind Melon

So I just dream, keep on bein’ the way I am
Merle Haggard

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon, and if there is no room up on the hill, and if your head explodes with dark forebodings too, i’ll see you on the Darkside of the moon
Pink Floyd

Not that anybody wouldn’t know that

 

[SBMech]

"Turns you from hunted into hunter, you go and hunt somebody down...
But hear me now..
Someone said Fair Warning! Lord! Lord strike that poor boy down!..." - Van Halen

 

[ElGuapo]

Hate me today, hate me tomorrow.

Blue October

 

[ElGuapo]

Hello darkness my old friend,

 

[waterboy]

The only 2 things in life that make it worth living...is guitars tuned good and firm feeling women.......Waylon Jennings

 

[F.U.IRS]

I learned a thing or two from Charlie don't you know,you better stay away from Copperhead Road

 

[Royally PO'd]

I been through diamonds, I been through minks----- all I can say is----- LOVE STINKS !!!

 

[spectra3279]

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve. I have a history of taking off my shirt.

Bare naked ladies.

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[941Punk]

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one!

 

[arch stanton]

I don't have to see my future ex mother in law anymore

 

[was thatguy]

The entire song “Good Riddance” by Green Day. (Time of your life)

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
So take the photographs, and still-frames in your mind
Hang them on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoo's of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth, it was worth all the while
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right
I hope you had the time of your life
It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right
I hope you had the time of your life

 

[F.U.IRS]

Buck Cherry? you're crazy bitch,but you fuck so good I'm top of it

 

[Deangang]

Black Sabbath Mr Ronnie James Dio
It's a long way to nowhere
And I'm leaving very soon
On the way we pass so close
To the back side of the moon

 

[srttruck]

Well the girls in Chicago they can spit and swallow while on there knees

 

[was thatguy]

Black Sabbath Mr Ronnie James Dio
It's a long way to nowhere
And I'm leaving very soon
On the way we pass so close
To the back side of the moon

The trail out weeping guitar and strings at the end of that song are epic!

 

[was thatguy]

And of course the all time most iconic line in rock and roll ever.

“Rape, Murder...it’s just a shot away”

 

[napanutt]

The world is full of Kings and Queens, who blind your eyes and steal your dreams it’s Heaven and Hell.

 

[napanutt]

“Get your fucking jumbo jet off my airport”

 

[Stainless]

I don't highlight my hair,
I've still got a pair...

 

[highvoltagehands]

"Kings from Queens, from Queens come Kings, we're raising hell like a class when the lunch bell rings."

 

[TPC]

“He’s the next ex of my old used to be”

 

[SoCalZero]

But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head




And the colored girls go
"Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."

-Lou Reed

Forgot to mention that in my previous post.

 

[Long Way Home]

Born Under a Bad Sign-

Born under a bad sign
I been down since I begin to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all

 

[Dan Lorenze]

 

[LAVEYNICK]

yes I am a pirate...200 years to late.

 

[Long Way Home]

I get by with a little help from my friends.

 

[PLACECRAFT20]

Don’t know why I love women that always do me wrong? Don’t know why life sounds like a heart broke country song!


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[nowski]

Has anyone seen the concert lineup for the Orange County fair 2018??? Some pretty good bands playing this summer... http://pacamp.com/

 

[LazyLavey]

"Won't buy nothing that he can't fix with WD-40 and a Craftsman wrench"

Made in America

 

[Chili Palmer]

Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirates life for me!

 

[DWC]

A few from different genres.

Pearl Jam, hit close to home,
"While you were sitting home alone at age 13, your real daddy was dying / Sorry you didn't see him, but I'm glad we talked."

Toby Keith, gets more real every year.
I ain't as good as I once was.
That's just the cold hard truth.
I still throw a few back,
Talk a little smack
When I'm feeling bullet-proof.

2 live crew, reminds me of my first trip to Havasu, houseboat with 10 people and a DJ system up top.
Somebody say, "Hey, we want some pussy"
Hey, we want some pussy

 

[Moneypit]

Gotta include, "Made enough money to buy Miami, but pissed it away so fast"
"Never meant to last, never meant to last"
King of the pirates, Jimmy Buffet...

Ray