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Wheeler

I'm just here to bitch about others negativity.😁
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His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

He was nothing, the bitch was inventing the Candy Gram and they probably won't even give me credit for it.
 

milkmoney

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something jus aint right..

1 card short of a full deck..:D
 

Flyinbowtie

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Couldn't find his ass with both hands and a mirror.
 

CampbellCarl

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Couldn't get laid at a women's prison with a fist full of hundred dollar bills......
 

TBI

Thumbless Wonder
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His happy meal don't go all the way to the garage :rolleyes:






:D
 

McRib

aka HWlaser23, "B" team member
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The best part of him ran down his mommas leg and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!
 

76 Hondo

76 Hondo
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He could fuck up an anvil in a sand pile:grumble:
 

shintoooo

I'm Blessed
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His momma is so fat she needs two Facebook accounts.
 

Moneypit

Ol' school kid..........
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The cheese slipped off his cracker years ago.....

Dumb as a sack of hair........

The short bus wasn't short enough....
 

Old Texan

Honorary Warden #377 Emeritus - R.I.P.
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Only way he could get laid, is crawl up a chicken's asse and wait.....
 

spectra3279

Vaginamoney broke
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I've seen smarter dead dogs.

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McRib

aka HWlaser23, "B" team member
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Helmut wearin window licker!
 

Duffster

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Dumber than a sack of hammers
 
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Stainless

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Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs


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BigQ

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He would forget his damn head if it weren't attached!

he is so drunk he's 20 into a 12 pack!:headscratch:
 

Carlson-jet

Not Giving A Fuck Is An Art
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Couldn't find his own ass with both hands!
 

Luvnlife

Head Ram Rod
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He's not that quick, but he's pretty slow.
 

Stainless

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freeze the balls off a brass billy goat


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