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TBI said:
I'm talkin 'bout Leroy, not the vehicles
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I couldn't tell ya if he was a midget, we were still just kid's an hadn't fully grown yet :D is THIS Leroy an old fuck like me ? he'd have to be closer to 70 than 65 :yikes
 
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Skyskier said:
I couldn't tell ya if he was a midget, we were still just kid's an hadn't fully grown yet :D is THIS Leroy an old fuck like me ? he'd have to be closer to 70 than 65 :yikes
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Leroy is an orphan and was raised by carnies. His date of birth is a mystery, we would need to saw him in half and count the rings to determine his age
 
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I love it when a thread that contains some excellent humor comes together. :thumbsup The old RDP. :thumbup:

Now, if Hurricane68 can ingest a small amount of humor, no need to stay away.
 
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Leeeeeeroy mmmmmmmmmjeeeeenkins
 
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thmterry said:
Why does someone start a thread just to say they are leaving? If you don't like it here makes more sense to me to leave quietly so people don't think you are an asshole.
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Yea, but then there wouldn't be any drama threads around here to read. Forum scucide threads typically deliver. :thumbup:
 
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TBI said:
Leroy is an orphan and was raised by carnies. His date of birth is a mystery, we would need to saw him in half and count the rings to determine his age
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For the newer folk...

[video=youtube;LkCNJRfSZBU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU[/video]
 
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OCMerrill said:
Denny, let's try and show a little more compassion. Fuck that's harsh. :D
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your wright,...............I'm so sorry, I shoulda said "little person" ,..................oh wait, wrong quote.....................:D
 
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:drink. I dont know whats more fun, watching this thread or "Teen Mom 2"
 
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Hurricane68 said:
I'm done with this site seems some people have no common sense and ridicule some on stuff omerril your language is off the wrong way and I'm gone Bill lewis Sparks nv.
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Just for YOU bill,...............I "borrowed" this from The Old Texan's post, thank's Tex :D

This is something to think about when negative people
are doing their best to rain on your parade?
So remember this story the next time ?

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband..
She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it?s going to be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.."

"Oh, really! What'd he say?"

he said: "Who fucked up your hair?"
 
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At least i know what i need to do to get a post with 200 comments........
Just gotta leave with drama!
 
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Skyskier said:
Just for YOU bill,...............I "borrowed" this from The Old Texan's post, thank's Tex :D

This is something to think about when negative people
are doing their best to rain on your parade?
So remember this story the next time ?

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband..
She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it?s going to be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.."

"Oh, really! What'd he say?"

he said: "Who fucked up your hair?"
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Hello Leroy Jenkins

Tapatalk user omerril just logged in to your account Leroy Jenkins on forum River Dave's Place and the forum credential is now linked to his/her Tapatalk ID. This connection allows it to log in to the forum account more easily in future visits since the credential is now secured with your Tapatalk ID. You can find more information about this feature here.
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...I sure hate to post anything in this thread that might stop the frivolities...as I enjoy rolling on the floor laughing... ...Some of the best non sequiters I've ever heard... ...Funny funny shit...

...I have boated with Wild Bill at Lake Lahoatin in Nevada... ...He put on a great event there,...flat bottom v-drives... ...Bill is a great guy,...a hard working 50ish conservative... ...Can I see him having the absurd sense of humor required to play here???,...well not really apparently???...

...So my suggestion is that everyone PM him and say,.."but Bill we were only kidding"...
...That way he could be pissed off at me too... ...Make sure you tell him Willie B suggested this... ...Why not he doesn't really know where I live???...

...Now to peruse the burning man thread,.. I might have something to say there as it is just a huge current embodiment of what I somewhat participated in,...in the '60's...
 
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All I want to know is... Has O'Merrill gotten an infraction out of all this shit he started?
 
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If we were all aholes, we would be looking back at you, smoking cigars, with clean trimmed beards, while calling you out. Then we would ask, "what makes you think that you are in our league" ? Despite what the 'gent with cigar says', you need to diagnose yourself . If you do in fact have 'low self esteem and/or depression', why come here and give us your shit ? We have plenty of our own shit to deal with and you would just be put to the back of the line anyway. If you are of a more 'free and open mind', then tell us all about that too ! If not,there is a yoga exercise that helps 'losers' remove their heads from their asses. You should take a class and follow through..........If the Burning Man Party is very important to you, please consider others who have their feet on the ground, run businesses, have families, and operate in critical jobs that require constant attention. We 'salute Burning Man' and all of it's followers. We don't need to learn all the 'sordid details' that bind all the people together. but when "bits and pieces" show up on the net, isn't it all fair game ?
 
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Strabo said:
10 pages in.....

Im Sorry about the BM Thread..

Hehehe, BM also means Bowel Movement, which at my age is a good thing :)
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If you have thread in your BM, you might be getting too much fiber......
 
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AzGeo said:
If we were all aholes, we would be looking back at you, smoking cigars, with clean trimmed beards, while calling you out. Then we would ask, "what makes you think that you are in our league" ? Despite what the 'gent with cigar says', you need to diagnose yourself . If you do in fact have 'low self esteem and/or depression', why come here and give us your shit ? We have plenty of our own shit to deal with and you would just be put to the back of the line anyway. If you are of a more 'free and open mind', then tell us all about that too ! If not,there is a yoga exercise that helps 'losers' remove their heads from their asses. You should take a class and follow through..........If the Burning Man Party is very important to you, please consider others who have their feet on the ground, run businesses, have families, and operate in critical jobs that require constant attention. We 'salute Burning Man' and all of it's followers. We don't need to learn all the 'sordid details' that bind all the people together. but when "bits and pieces" show up on the net, isn't it all fair game ?
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Where do you buy your cigars?
 
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RiverDave said:
I agree..(I think that's the first thing we have ever agreed on by the way.. LOL) The need to dog pile is just as prevalent in adults as it is on the playground, it's unfortunate.

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But it more fun and funnier here..I dont see any mean spirited shit goin on here..Step back and read through without your corporate goggles on.Its funny shit.
 
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Just read 20 pages of shit and I loved it. Why ? I must be a asshole:D
 
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